sister sourswamp
@mallweasel.bsky.social
you can't scare me.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
i like the mini cans of coke zero. i just wish they had about 4.5 more fluid ounces in em
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i like the mini cans of coke zero. i just wish they had about 4.5 more fluid ounces in em
i ate lunch today 😤
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
i ate lunch today 😤
what is this, poison for ants?
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
what is this, poison for ants?
one time i tried to be friendly with some kids in my apartment building bc we were on the elevator together and i cannot tell you how old i came across. those kids are still laughing at me
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
one time i tried to be friendly with some kids in my apartment building bc we were on the elevator together and i cannot tell you how old i came across. those kids are still laughing at me
please know i haven’t been posting about politics because my rage is basically inexpressible at this point without violating all of the TOS.
we will have bread, and roses too.
we will have bread, and roses too.
February 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
please know i haven’t been posting about politics because my rage is basically inexpressible at this point without violating all of the TOS.
we will have bread, and roses too.
we will have bread, and roses too.
anybody else still thinking about the king’s hand
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
anybody else still thinking about the king’s hand
i thought it said olive garden and i was like wow she really loves olive garden
Waking up at the Olive Farm, even on a chilly end of January morning, I find mimosa in full flower, terraces of white narcissi and the early almond blossoms. Joy!
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
i thought it said olive garden and i was like wow she really loves olive garden
i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment
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from Fascism and Social Revolution by R. Palme Dutt
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 AM
from Fascism and Social Revolution by R. Palme Dutt
he’s got a paw on your knee. he’s telling you you’re going to be okay
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
he’s got a paw on your knee. he’s telling you you’re going to be okay
finally got myself an ugly garfield. for fun and comfort
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
finally got myself an ugly garfield. for fun and comfort
an added curse of extra dry winter skin? when i’m in public and have to apply my eucerin hand lotion that looks a LOT like cum
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
an added curse of extra dry winter skin? when i’m in public and have to apply my eucerin hand lotion that looks a LOT like cum
i’m focusing all my energy on making it happen. i am going to start learning spells and asking favors from the moon
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 AM
i’m focusing all my energy on making it happen. i am going to start learning spells and asking favors from the moon
one time we were eating at a restaurant and my dad snatched from my plate the crouton i was saving for my last bite. let’s just say he “volunteered” to fetch more croutons.
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 AM
one time we were eating at a restaurant and my dad snatched from my plate the crouton i was saving for my last bite. let’s just say he “volunteered” to fetch more croutons.
men straight up hate listening
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
men straight up hate listening
my dentist appt today? 2:30. ya can’t make this stuff up folks.
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
my dentist appt today? 2:30. ya can’t make this stuff up folks.
the closest picture i can find to 2016 is from 2017. i don’t know!
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 AM
the closest picture i can find to 2016 is from 2017. i don’t know!
this is what it’s like to be my spouse
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
this is what it’s like to be my spouse
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commission me to draw something for you maybe? ;)
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
commission me to draw something for you maybe? ;)
sorry for the lack of dourifs, got distracted by Maggie smith as lady Macbeth
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
sorry for the lack of dourifs, got distracted by Maggie smith as lady Macbeth
the dilbert guy? oh no!!!! he was so nice!
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
the dilbert guy? oh no!!!! he was so nice!