malwhere bites
@malwherebit.me
she/it/puppy
lewds and lewd thoughts from the world’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits
literally a lesbian
don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions
lewds and lewd thoughts from the world’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits
literally a lesbian
don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions
Pinned
malwhere bites
@malwherebit.me
· Nov 16
it's a miracle i turned out normal
[⚠️ This user barks when you fuck it]
instead of saying “fuck a duck” to express incredulity I am going to start saying “flog a dog”
January 12, 2026 at 6:43 AM
instead of saying “fuck a duck” to express incredulity I am going to start saying “flog a dog”
Sleep doctors should be able to prescribe Getting Beaten Until You Cry imo
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Sleep doctors should be able to prescribe Getting Beaten Until You Cry imo
oh my fucking god that looks like it was *fun*!!!
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
oh my fucking god that looks like it was *fun*!!!
Reposted by malwhere bites
SOMEONE IS FUCKING MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
SOMEONE IS FUCKING MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm, sounds like a plan 😇
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Hmm, sounds like a plan 😇
My objection is that I’m staying with my mom for a couple of days (I usually do not live in Colorado) so I am away from all the femmes I know who would ordinarily be happy to oblige this need 😭
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
My objection is that I’m staying with my mom for a couple of days (I usually do not live in Colorado) so I am away from all the femmes I know who would ordinarily be happy to oblige this need 😭
show me my blood I want to see you clean it off yourself like it disgusts you that I’d be weak enough to bleed
January 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
show me my blood I want to see you clean it off yourself like it disgusts you that I’d be weak enough to bleed
Normal Sunday night thoughts
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Normal Sunday night thoughts
need the tug of the leash. need the whisper assuring me that as much pain as I want is coming. need the hard thud on a new spot that makes me squeal. need the exultation at the fact that I want to be hurt so bad I’ll beg and beg and beg
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
need the tug of the leash. need the whisper assuring me that as much pain as I want is coming. need the hard thud on a new spot that makes me squeal. need the exultation at the fact that I want to be hurt so bad I’ll beg and beg and beg
I need to feel the sting of the cane on my flesh, the way it seems to slice into me, the way the neurons light up in shock and excitement, the absolute cruelty as I start to wail and my domme keeps going, the beautiful acceptance as I slump and struggle to get the words “please more” out of my mouth
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I need to feel the sting of the cane on my flesh, the way it seems to slice into me, the way the neurons light up in shock and excitement, the absolute cruelty as I start to wail and my domme keeps going, the beautiful acceptance as I slump and struggle to get the words “please more” out of my mouth
it's not and on the other side of that flight is yet more hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
it's not and on the other side of that flight is yet more hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
reminder: I can and will fucking dominate you if I sense you’re less than completely serious about dominating me
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
reminder: I can and will fucking dominate you if I sense you’re less than completely serious about dominating me
aww but that’s because you’re not!!! It can tell you’re a dog 😇
January 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
aww but that’s because you’re not!!! It can tell you’re a dog 😇
oh my GOD, hhhhhhhhhhhh [frantically starts checking plane ticket prices]
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
oh my GOD, hhhhhhhhhhhh [frantically starts checking plane ticket prices]
need a femme to choke me and punch me and call me a pathetic fucking slut and fuck me until I pass out but alas: I am in fucking Colorado
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
need a femme to choke me and punch me and call me a pathetic fucking slut and fuck me until I pass out but alas: I am in fucking Colorado
I'm now writing a long-form piece of smut about a sub corrupting a domme and it's going to be incredibly fucking hot y'all I can't wait to share it
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I'm now writing a long-form piece of smut about a sub corrupting a domme and it's going to be incredibly fucking hot y'all I can't wait to share it
dog women yearn for the floor
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
dog women yearn for the floor
OH MY FUCKING GOD SABLE
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD SABLE
(mine are so much smaller oh my god but for the record they also like bites 👀)
I’m embarking on a one-woman scientific study to see whether having a hot femme hurt these makes them grow any bigger
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
(mine are so much smaller oh my god but for the record they also like bites 👀)
For someone called "malwhere bites" I was frankly not prepared for how much I like the noises people make when they beg me to hurt them and then I do~
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
For someone called "malwhere bites" I was frankly not prepared for how much I like the noises people make when they beg me to hurt them and then I do~
having a normal! morning! on discord!
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
having a normal! morning! on discord!
that’s such incredible news because I’ve very recently discovered that the most delicious thing in the world to me is getting to hurt people with my teeth
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
that’s such incredible news because I’ve very recently discovered that the most delicious thing in the world to me is getting to hurt people with my teeth
it wouldn’t fix me but it *would* break me in interesting ways
January 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
it wouldn’t fix me but it *would* break me in interesting ways