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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 7d

Science, I'm still bald!

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 14d

Gross, we know where those hands have been.

Analysis: Brett Kavanaugh holds the future of the Voting Rights Act in his hands | CNN Politics

After an impassioned set of arguments Wednesday over the 1965 Voting Rights Act, the question is whether Justice Brett Kavanaugh is willing to completely dismantle a law intended to ensure equal votin...

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 17d

I had this shirt. I remember being excited to go to the premier but don't recall much about the movie.

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 21d

This is the future that Donald Shoup wanted. #parking #urbanism

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 21d

Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 26

As predicted by Sound Garden in 1994.

The James Webb telescope may have discovered a brand new class of cosmic object: the black hole star

Using the James Webb Space Telescope, astronomers discovered an extreme version of "little red dots" dubbed "The Cliff." Its light suggests that it could be a never-before-seen class of objects called...

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 23

Into Fat Bear Week, mostly so I can say "fat bear" at work.

Fat Bear Week 2025

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 23

Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe.

Cru @carnitas.bsky.social · Sep 23

you’re laughing.

tom cruise is heartbroken & sobbing into a copy of dianetics next to an obelisk waiting for l ron hubbard to descend from the sky in a spaceship

and you’re laughing.

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 15

As a 21-year New Yorker, I believe this is a big deal and a really good thing. It is very exciting!

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 12

Well, well, well, it's not so easy to just pin things on your political opponents, is it? Also, not hot.

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 11

Is he hot? Do we know if he's hot yet?

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 6

CBS News changed its rules for editing interviews on “Face the Nation” after Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, accused the network of deceptively editing her appearance.

Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."

mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 5

Sure sex is great, but have you tried <checks notes> walking?

Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · Sep 4

“A surgeon who froze his legs so they would require amputation to satisfy a sexual obsession before making nearly £500,000 in insurance claims has been jailed.” www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

NHS surgeon who had his legs removed to satisfy sexual interest is jailed for fraud

Neil Hopper took nearly £500,000 from insurers after falsely claiming he needed amputation because of sepsis

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 4

These things can be modeled, modulated, and shaped. More than just height restrictions determine the size of buildings. As one of my professors said, "You do urban planning with a chisel or a laser."

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · Sep 4

The shape of the building matters more than the height. A tall slender tower throws a shadow that moves quickly across the landscape. A fat, bulky building, even a shorter one, throws a shadow that blocks the sun for long periods of time.