Mandy Lorian
@mandylorian.bsky.social
Handing out slaps and cupcakes, and I am all out of cupcakes.
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Mandy Lorian
@mandylorian.bsky.social
· Nov 12
So we’re supposed to have a post about our interest to? Manifest them? Idk
A peek in my mind palace:
star wars
LotR & tRoP
reylo
hellcheer
burlesque
my animals ☺️ cows, pups, cats, ponies, goats, and pigs
houseboats, namely uk narrowboats
fashion
film
the fae
ernest shakleton
Did i do it right?
A peek in my mind palace:
star wars
LotR & tRoP
reylo
hellcheer
burlesque
my animals ☺️ cows, pups, cats, ponies, goats, and pigs
houseboats, namely uk narrowboats
fashion
film
the fae
ernest shakleton
Did i do it right?
You understand the vision
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 AM
You understand the vision
age verification?
shut up, i’m feeding my tamagotchi.
shut up, i’m feeding my tamagotchi.
age verification?
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 AM
age verification?
shut up, i’m feeding my tamagotchi.
shut up, i’m feeding my tamagotchi.
I could never, he looks just like my cousin Paul.
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I could never, he looks just like my cousin Paul.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
My non exhaustive list of dream guest stars of The Muppet Show:
1. Adam Driver
2. Brett Goldstein
3. Kate McKinnon
4. Bad Bunny
5. Lady Gaga
6. Ayo Edebiri
7. Amanda Seyfried
8. Donald Glover
9. Jason Mantzoukas
I’ll keep adding names, feel free to add your own! #themuppetshow
1. Adam Driver
2. Brett Goldstein
3. Kate McKinnon
4. Bad Bunny
5. Lady Gaga
6. Ayo Edebiri
7. Amanda Seyfried
8. Donald Glover
9. Jason Mantzoukas
I’ll keep adding names, feel free to add your own! #themuppetshow
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM
My non exhaustive list of dream guest stars of The Muppet Show:
1. Adam Driver
2. Brett Goldstein
3. Kate McKinnon
4. Bad Bunny
5. Lady Gaga
6. Ayo Edebiri
7. Amanda Seyfried
8. Donald Glover
9. Jason Mantzoukas
I’ll keep adding names, feel free to add your own! #themuppetshow
1. Adam Driver
2. Brett Goldstein
3. Kate McKinnon
4. Bad Bunny
5. Lady Gaga
6. Ayo Edebiri
7. Amanda Seyfried
8. Donald Glover
9. Jason Mantzoukas
I’ll keep adding names, feel free to add your own! #themuppetshow
If it isn’t my husband isolating me, it’s my sister.
Or i am meant to be isolated.
Or i am meant to be isolated.
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
If it isn’t my husband isolating me, it’s my sister.
Or i am meant to be isolated.
Or i am meant to be isolated.
Nothing like the anniversary of my father’s passing to remind me that my sister has turned all of my cousins against me with lies about how i am apparently (checks notes) and the brattiest and most self person ever made.
If you ever met her you would understand how wild that is.
If you ever met her you would understand how wild that is.
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Nothing like the anniversary of my father’s passing to remind me that my sister has turned all of my cousins against me with lies about how i am apparently (checks notes) and the brattiest and most self person ever made.
If you ever met her you would understand how wild that is.
If you ever met her you would understand how wild that is.
Trying to pretend i have self esteem and posting my promo shots in hopes of tricking myself into believing I am castable and not worthless. It think there’s a term for this.
January 31, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Trying to pretend i have self esteem and posting my promo shots in hopes of tricking myself into believing I am castable and not worthless. It think there’s a term for this.
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We deserved to have Monet at the banquet #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We deserved to have Monet at the banquet #TheTraitorsUS
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ai slop can be produced in minutes, at minimal cost.
don't contaminate library offering by pitting hard-working human stories with plastic pollution.
You wouldn't accept plastic veggies in your dinner plate, don't offer it to your readers.
don't contaminate library offering by pitting hard-working human stories with plastic pollution.
You wouldn't accept plastic veggies in your dinner plate, don't offer it to your readers.
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
ai slop can be produced in minutes, at minimal cost.
don't contaminate library offering by pitting hard-working human stories with plastic pollution.
You wouldn't accept plastic veggies in your dinner plate, don't offer it to your readers.
don't contaminate library offering by pitting hard-working human stories with plastic pollution.
You wouldn't accept plastic veggies in your dinner plate, don't offer it to your readers.
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I have some congresspeople who follow me, so I'll just throw this out there:
As a taxpayer, I would actually prefer that you *not* continue to fund the fascist military machine that is being used to kill and kidnap people from our communities.
As a taxpayer, I would actually prefer that you *not* continue to fund the fascist military machine that is being used to kill and kidnap people from our communities.
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I have some congresspeople who follow me, so I'll just throw this out there:
As a taxpayer, I would actually prefer that you *not* continue to fund the fascist military machine that is being used to kill and kidnap people from our communities.
As a taxpayer, I would actually prefer that you *not* continue to fund the fascist military machine that is being used to kill and kidnap people from our communities.
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BREAKING: ICE killed a Minnesota woman in broad daylight & there must be accountability.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
BREAKING: ICE killed a Minnesota woman in broad daylight & there must be accountability.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
Prickly Alpaca! She’s an absolute favorite
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Prickly Alpaca! She’s an absolute favorite
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Welcome to America,
where the entire world
knows our president
has had at least three dementia tests
that he can remember
where the entire world
knows our president
has had at least three dementia tests
that he can remember
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Welcome to America,
where the entire world
knows our president
has had at least three dementia tests
that he can remember
where the entire world
knows our president
has had at least three dementia tests
that he can remember
I just asked if they wanted to be influencers
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I just asked if they wanted to be influencers
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I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
forget byler, i want to climb hopper like the sequoia he is.
January 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
forget byler, i want to climb hopper like the sequoia he is.
I am so excited!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I am so excited!!!!
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All statements like this that Trump makes about ANYONE, he is PROJECTING.
That is, Donald Trump is unconsciously talking about himself each and every time.
That is, Donald Trump is unconsciously talking about himself each and every time.
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
All statements like this that Trump makes about ANYONE, he is PROJECTING.
That is, Donald Trump is unconsciously talking about himself each and every time.
That is, Donald Trump is unconsciously talking about himself each and every time.