Manda
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Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered
Chingona af 👽
Chingona af 👽
My own mother, the queen of Christmas; the woman who wants to open an entire Christmas store when she retires, just said Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. So there you have it. End of debate. #DieHard
December 8, 2024 at 7:50 PM
My own mother, the queen of Christmas; the woman who wants to open an entire Christmas store when she retires, just said Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. So there you have it. End of debate. #DieHard
Do Rip and Kayce ever come to some camaraderie or am I asking too much of this bummer of a show?
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Do Rip and Kayce ever come to some camaraderie or am I asking too much of this bummer of a show?
Yellowstone has been a show for 6 years? Where tf have I been?
November 18, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Yellowstone has been a show for 6 years? Where tf have I been?
High and watching Deadpool & Wolverine
Elektra: I’m tired of this shit; I’m tired of hiding
Me: *gasp* Jennifer Garner said “shit”
Elektra: I’m tired of this shit; I’m tired of hiding
Me: *gasp* Jennifer Garner said “shit”
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 AM
High and watching Deadpool & Wolverine
Elektra: I’m tired of this shit; I’m tired of hiding
Me: *gasp* Jennifer Garner said “shit”
Elektra: I’m tired of this shit; I’m tired of hiding
Me: *gasp* Jennifer Garner said “shit”
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Not gonna lie: I'm a historian and I had no idea there was a second person on that plane. His name was Fred Noonan.
We've all been a Fred at one point in our lives 😂
We've all been a Fred at one point in our lives 😂
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Not gonna lie: I'm a historian and I had no idea there was a second person on that plane. His name was Fred Noonan.
We've all been a Fred at one point in our lives 😂
We've all been a Fred at one point in our lives 😂
Alternate a couple episodes each! This would be too hard for me to decide🤣
November 15, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Alternate a couple episodes each! This would be too hard for me to decide🤣
My boyfriend and I made a promise to have sushi together once a month. Whether it’s at a fancy sushi place or picked up from the sushi counter at the grocery store, it guarantees we make time for each other to still go on “dates”. Tonight is sushi night & it’s all I can think about!
a man with a beard is standing in a room with a skull poster on the wall and says `` sushi sushi sushi '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a room with a skull poster on the wall and says `` sushi sushi sushi '' .
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November 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM
My boyfriend and I made a promise to have sushi together once a month. Whether it’s at a fancy sushi place or picked up from the sushi counter at the grocery store, it guarantees we make time for each other to still go on “dates”. Tonight is sushi night & it’s all I can think about!
This is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen!
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
This is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen!
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Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
November 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
Just learned Patton Oswalt is on Bluesky and I am thrilled!
November 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Just learned Patton Oswalt is on Bluesky and I am thrilled!
And fights that weren’t scripted
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 PM
And fights that weren’t scripted
When did everyone stop owning back scratchers? Every house had one. That was a legit invention.
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
When did everyone stop owning back scratchers? Every house had one. That was a legit invention.
I’m more grossed out watching this movie than I was watching The Substance; no wonder Guillermo del Toro praised the film🤣
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I’m more grossed out watching this movie than I was watching The Substance; no wonder Guillermo del Toro praised the film🤣
When I think of the Capricorn zodiac sign this is what I picture.
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
When I think of the Capricorn zodiac sign this is what I picture.
Also Buc-ee’s Nuggets when you’re stoney baloney hit different
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Also Buc-ee’s Nuggets when you’re stoney baloney hit different
This child must’ve seen some shit already in her life because I would never have followed a faerie into a dark staircase in the ground at night.
November 15, 2024 at 3:03 AM
This child must’ve seen some shit already in her life because I would never have followed a faerie into a dark staircase in the ground at night.
I watched this movie back in like 2007 when you could still rent DVDs from Blockbuster, I hardly remember this movie and holy fuck he just beat a man’s face in with a bottle!
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I watched this movie back in like 2007 when you could still rent DVDs from Blockbuster, I hardly remember this movie and holy fuck he just beat a man’s face in with a bottle!
Damn the Captain is a dick.
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Damn the Captain is a dick.
Just smoked 🍃💨and now I’m about to watch Pan’s Labyrinth. Here we go.
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Just smoked 🍃💨and now I’m about to watch Pan’s Labyrinth. Here we go.
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Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health is like putting the Unabomber in charge of the mail.
November 14, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health is like putting the Unabomber in charge of the mail.
Trained enough this week that every muscle on my body is sore, so rest day it is, today. I truly cannot wait to get home after work and get high out of my mind tonight . I’ve earned it.
November 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Trained enough this week that every muscle on my body is sore, so rest day it is, today. I truly cannot wait to get home after work and get high out of my mind tonight . I’ve earned it.
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Pillars of Creation through MIRI | JWST
November 14, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Pillars of Creation through MIRI | JWST
I understand people tip poorly, they always have. But imagine being SO shitty as a person that after receiving above exceptional service from your minimum wage server, (who doesn’t need to care that much because no one at his job does) you leave NO TIP. Imagine being that POS. I could never.
November 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I understand people tip poorly, they always have. But imagine being SO shitty as a person that after receiving above exceptional service from your minimum wage server, (who doesn’t need to care that much because no one at his job does) you leave NO TIP. Imagine being that POS. I could never.
Friday eve on what has been a very long week. I deserve a donut.
November 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Friday eve on what has been a very long week. I deserve a donut.