I watched the halftime show y ahora, soy embarazada con la bebé de Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I watched the halftime show y ahora, soy embarazada con la bebé de Bad Bunny
I guess we're gonna see alot of blue squares. Anything pro-Israhell is anti-Semitic. Calling it Jewish hate is some bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I guess we're gonna see alot of blue squares. Anything pro-Israhell is anti-Semitic. Calling it Jewish hate is some bullshit
I feel sorry for the intern who's going to be made to watch the magat p3döss' alternative to the half time show hosted by turning point. Like we all know they're going to be offensive in their little stream, but it's probably gonna be poor quality as well.
February 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I feel sorry for the intern who's going to be made to watch the magat p3döss' alternative to the half time show hosted by turning point. Like we all know they're going to be offensive in their little stream, but it's probably gonna be poor quality as well.
What do you call your leftist friend with benifits? Cumrade.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
What do you call your leftist friend with benifits? Cumrade.
I think if I added a vagina to my current configuration I would call it an engina. My ass would still be called an enbussy.
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I think if I added a vagina to my current configuration I would call it an engina. My ass would still be called an enbussy.
I guess the great thing about being agender and some folks thinking I'm a trans women is that when they tell me I'll never be a woman I can say "Okay."
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I guess the great thing about being agender and some folks thinking I'm a trans women is that when they tell me I'll never be a woman I can say "Okay."
Is this what they mean by cuffing season?
January 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Is this what they mean by cuffing season?
First garter. I need more rope.
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
First garter. I need more rope.
The fact that I may be bunked with a pick me at the deathcamps keeps me up at night
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The fact that I may be bunked with a pick me at the deathcamps keeps me up at night
Do you suck the strap or do you not have some whimsy in your life?
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Do you suck the strap or do you not have some whimsy in your life?
First Vest or Learning the Ropes
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
First Vest or Learning the Ropes
Fortunately for my electric bill, the only trees getting lit this year will be in a bowl.
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fortunately for my electric bill, the only trees getting lit this year will be in a bowl.
The gods really did a number on me when they gave me a thirst for knowledge and understanding, and a shitty short term memory.
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The gods really did a number on me when they gave me a thirst for knowledge and understanding, and a shitty short term memory.
Just a reminder: The "joke" that appears around this time "Without HRT, Christmas is just Cismas, " is transphobic.
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Just a reminder: The "joke" that appears around this time "Without HRT, Christmas is just Cismas, " is transphobic.
Serving latke realness
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Serving latke realness
I think I'm just gonna start telling people during sex that I want to have their enbortion. This seems like the next logical step in my enpreg kink.
This info is a gift. Happy Hanukkah.
This info is a gift. Happy Hanukkah.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think I'm just gonna start telling people during sex that I want to have their enbortion. This seems like the next logical step in my enpreg kink.
This info is a gift. Happy Hanukkah.
This info is a gift. Happy Hanukkah.
Dreidel lollipop because sometimes you gotta lick the top
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dreidel lollipop because sometimes you gotta lick the top
Happy International Cat Day to all the cats out there. No matter how many legs you have, I hope you have a great pss pss pss
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy International Cat Day to all the cats out there. No matter how many legs you have, I hope you have a great pss pss pss