Do you suck the strap or do you not have some whimsy in your life?

First Vest or Learning the Ropes

Fortunately for my electric bill, the only trees getting lit this year will be in a bowl.

The gods really did a number on me when they gave me a thirst for knowledge and understanding, and a shitty short term memory.

Just a reminder: The "joke" that appears around this time "Without HRT, Christmas is just Cismas, " is transphobic.

Serving latke realness

I think I'm just gonna start telling people during sex that I want to have their enbortion. This seems like the next logical step in my enpreg kink.
This info is a gift. Happy Hanukkah.

Dreidel lollipop because sometimes you gotta lick the top

Dog Girl Shaggy

Happy International Cat Day to all the cats out there. No matter how many legs you have, I hope you have a great pss pss pss

Sorry trans fems, I made the pumpussy too big. The surgery itself was a success.

Awoo

The scary tr@nny next door

Happy Bi Visibility Month!

So I made on long ass post on FB but I'm not sure if I should do the whole post. Here's a bit:
11 year old me would be puzzled by my current self agreeing with the phrase that our enemies notably chanted "death to America." I only wish the empire would die sooner to prevent anymore suffering.