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maoiststden.bsky.social
Postcode Apparatchik
@maoiststden.bsky.social
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Formerly known as Stxlinist. Fluent in Maoist Standard English with a Kiwi accent. Researching Leftist Postcode Nationalism. All opinions stated here is that of Lenin's preserved body. @MaoistStdEn on Twitter.
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Quackcels
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Friendship, the best investment we can ever make
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Just got dust in my eyes from the hot wind
October 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Tweets from the future: I stopped PC Gaming because my graphics card was contributing to the New Zealand Energy Crisis of 2026 (I had to pay a $500 power bill despite rolling blackouts) (Thanks Luxon)
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I should just subtweet people on here because most of my twitter oomfs aren’t on here lol
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Standing at the university bus stop despite graduating 3 years ago just to feel something
September 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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I hope my final meal before I die is a Steak and Cheese pie made by a Cambodian baker that speaks in an incredibly thick New Zealand accent
August 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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rare W for COINTELPRO from a legendary conversation between Bhakti Shringarpure and Mahmood Mamdani (h/t Silke-Marie Weineck)
BS: How was that? How long were you in jail? MM: One night. They let you make one phone call, and I called the Ugandan Ambassador in Washington, DC, talked to him, and he said, “What are you doing interfering in the affairs of a foreign country?” I said, “What? We just got our independence! This is the same struggle. Have you forgotten?” Anyway, he got me out. Two or three weeks later, I was in my room. There was a knock at the door. Two gentlemen in trench coats and hats said, “FBI.” I thought, “Wow, just like on television.” They sat down. They were there to find out why I had gone – because this turned out to be big – it is after Montgomery that King organized his march on Selma. They wanted to know who had influenced me. After one hour of probing, the guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.
July 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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No one says 'cost of living' anymore, they just give you The Stare
June 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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In America, we bomb other countries only when the stock markets are closed to prevent panic trading.
June 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Everyone talks about the Transatlantic accent but no one ever talks about the Transpacific accent - Kiwis that grew up in New Zealand but were online enough that they have incorporated some American features in their speech.
June 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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15 minute city, 15 minute beer, 15 dollar pint
June 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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This long weekend I’m going to crash my car into another and cause a multiple-vehicle pileup on the State Highway 1 Southern Motorway to do my part in contributing to the holiday road toll #kiwiana #roadtoll #backontrack #delays #onelaneopen
May 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Haven't solo watched any life changing films/shows in a quite a while.
I also think I've exhausted most of the kino that prominently feature characters that I can relate to on a personal level. Things are looking rough at the moment.
March 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Australian politicians crashing out hard in Parliament because the kids are answering civics exams in perfect Wokeinese instead of whatever chud propaganda language this is
ramiels.me ramiel @ramiels.me · Feb 17
to be fair to 72% of australian students this test is deeply unserious
Q3 Q4 Q6
February 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I love waking up because everyday is a new episode of the Great American Crashout 2025 #greatamericancrashout
January 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I've come to realize that in the past 2 months I've slowly come to have the same film watching habits as Joseph Stalin
January 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I wish I could share a cigarette with a bird (sparrow)
January 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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All sniffer and police dogs are chud dogs.
January 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The only way to stop a good guy with a stable centre-left administration is a bad guy with a stable centre-left administration
January 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Anti Grinch Action
January 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Mum: Sorry kids, KKKracKKKerchurch didn't extract enough Imperial Super Profits from the Third World. There will be no visit from Santa this Christmas.

Josh (age 12): Fuck the global south
December 24, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 5:27 AM