Maple Geekette🩷💜💙
@maplegeekette.bsky.social
Level 47 perimenopausal
Witchy Canadian 🔮🍁
she/her, BI/PAN 🌈🩷💜💙
pleasantly plump GenX catmom &
Auntie 🐈🐾
Gamer/geek, warr;or with ADHD
https://throne.com/maplegeekette
Witchy Canadian 🔮🍁
she/her, BI/PAN 🌈🩷💜💙
pleasantly plump GenX catmom &
Auntie 🐈🐾
Gamer/geek, warr;or with ADHD
https://throne.com/maplegeekette
Might start a new game of DragonAge: Origins this weekend.
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Might start a new game of DragonAge: Origins this weekend.
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To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about teaching the yule moose to fly. It's about psychicly connecting with the Peppermint Man and viewing his dreams. It's about directing the cranberry gremlins in a stage production of A Christmas Carol.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about teaching the yule moose to fly. It's about psychicly connecting with the Peppermint Man and viewing his dreams. It's about directing the cranberry gremlins in a stage production of A Christmas Carol.
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The update project continues! I'm thrilled to share a new polish on one of my all-time favorites: Gelatinous Hugs V2! I sharpened up this classic "Free Hugs" monster, making its embrace even deadlier. Come on, don't leave this cube hanging!
show some love, give a like, and re-skeet the chaos!
show some love, give a like, and re-skeet the chaos!
Gelatinous Hugs V2 Free Hugs T-Shirt TTRPG Monster Loot by contextmerch
Come on, don't leave these little guys hanging! They just want to welcome you to the dungeon with a giant, squishy "Free Hugs" embrace. This adorable V2 design features your favorite square-shaped mon...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The update project continues! I'm thrilled to share a new polish on one of my all-time favorites: Gelatinous Hugs V2! I sharpened up this classic "Free Hugs" monster, making its embrace even deadlier. Come on, don't leave this cube hanging!
show some love, give a like, and re-skeet the chaos!
show some love, give a like, and re-skeet the chaos!
Success!!
Having to work on a deal closing today and it's been an absolute nightmare since last week.
Please send good vibes and that I don't lose my shit on the clients (and that the deal actually closes!)
xo
Please send good vibes and that I don't lose my shit on the clients (and that the deal actually closes!)
xo
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Success!!
Having to work on a deal closing today and it's been an absolute nightmare since last week.
Please send good vibes and that I don't lose my shit on the clients (and that the deal actually closes!)
xo
Please send good vibes and that I don't lose my shit on the clients (and that the deal actually closes!)
xo
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Having to work on a deal closing today and it's been an absolute nightmare since last week.
Please send good vibes and that I don't lose my shit on the clients (and that the deal actually closes!)
xo
Please send good vibes and that I don't lose my shit on the clients (and that the deal actually closes!)
xo
Extra bonus: I can taste my coffee again!
Good news is that my sniffles and congestion are easing up.
Bad news is that my nose is still all red and puffy. I feel like Rudolph.
*achoo*
Bad news is that my nose is still all red and puffy. I feel like Rudolph.
*achoo*
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Extra bonus: I can taste my coffee again!
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Happy Krampusnacht to all that celebrate! 👹
Lots of fun activities for the day!
1. Mask making to blend in among the spirits
2. Bonfires (of course it's always a bonfire with us!)
3. Place a bundle of birch sticks at your door to ward of evil
4. Make a crop whip
5. Ring bells to purify spaces
Lots of fun activities for the day!
1. Mask making to blend in among the spirits
2. Bonfires (of course it's always a bonfire with us!)
3. Place a bundle of birch sticks at your door to ward of evil
4. Make a crop whip
5. Ring bells to purify spaces
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy Krampusnacht to all that celebrate! 👹
Lots of fun activities for the day!
1. Mask making to blend in among the spirits
2. Bonfires (of course it's always a bonfire with us!)
3. Place a bundle of birch sticks at your door to ward of evil
4. Make a crop whip
5. Ring bells to purify spaces
Lots of fun activities for the day!
1. Mask making to blend in among the spirits
2. Bonfires (of course it's always a bonfire with us!)
3. Place a bundle of birch sticks at your door to ward of evil
4. Make a crop whip
5. Ring bells to purify spaces
Reposted by Maple Geekette🩷💜💙
To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about waltzing with peppermint skeletons in the snow. It's about drinking bioluminescent eggnog in a cave. It's about stuffing mannequins with cursed mistletoe and bringing them to life.
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about waltzing with peppermint skeletons in the snow. It's about drinking bioluminescent eggnog in a cave. It's about stuffing mannequins with cursed mistletoe and bringing them to life.
Good news is that my sniffles and congestion are easing up.
Bad news is that my nose is still all red and puffy. I feel like Rudolph.
*achoo*
Bad news is that my nose is still all red and puffy. I feel like Rudolph.
*achoo*
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Good news is that my sniffles and congestion are easing up.
Bad news is that my nose is still all red and puffy. I feel like Rudolph.
*achoo*
Bad news is that my nose is still all red and puffy. I feel like Rudolph.
*achoo*
Nelson is fussing at me to go to bed, because I'm the only human left still awake.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Nelson is fussing at me to go to bed, because I'm the only human left still awake.
Damn you Little Debbie for leaving Canada.
I want a Christmas tree cake.
*pouts*
I want a Christmas tree cake.
*pouts*
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Damn you Little Debbie for leaving Canada.
I want a Christmas tree cake.
*pouts*
I want a Christmas tree cake.
*pouts*
Hot flash fogging up my glasses 🫠
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hot flash fogging up my glasses 🫠
This head cold has got me so nose deep in tissue, that I had to take out my nose and septum piercings lol
Yes - it's a thing 🤣
Yes - it's a thing 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This head cold has got me so nose deep in tissue, that I had to take out my nose and septum piercings lol
Yes - it's a thing 🤣
Yes - it's a thing 🤣
This is SO relevant today zomg *falls over*
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is SO relevant today zomg *falls over*
After 3 days of the tree being up, I am finally putting ornaments on it.
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
After 3 days of the tree being up, I am finally putting ornaments on it.
Welp, this head cold has got me in her vicious grip.
I'm no worse today, but I'm no better.
Dayquill has become my new best friend. I just hope I don't pass this on to my mum., but it seems inevitable at this point.
I'm no worse today, but I'm no better.
Dayquill has become my new best friend. I just hope I don't pass this on to my mum., but it seems inevitable at this point.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Welp, this head cold has got me in her vicious grip.
I'm no worse today, but I'm no better.
Dayquill has become my new best friend. I just hope I don't pass this on to my mum., but it seems inevitable at this point.
I'm no worse today, but I'm no better.
Dayquill has become my new best friend. I just hope I don't pass this on to my mum., but it seems inevitable at this point.
A week ago I sent my husband out to get me some nail glue so I could do my manicure. Thankfully, he's a guy that pays attention and got me what I needed from the beauty section - though not a formula that I had used before. 1/2
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
A week ago I sent my husband out to get me some nail glue so I could do my manicure. Thankfully, he's a guy that pays attention and got me what I needed from the beauty section - though not a formula that I had used before. 1/2
I need some of this right now tbh. *cries in head cold*
'Tis the season!
“One Night Cough Syrup” from the 1930s, which contained cannabis, morphine, chloroform, and alcohol! In 1934, the FDA ruled that the claims of the cough syrup's therapeutic properties were misleading, and remaining stock was destroyed.
#skystorians #medhist #science 🧪
“One Night Cough Syrup” from the 1930s, which contained cannabis, morphine, chloroform, and alcohol! In 1934, the FDA ruled that the claims of the cough syrup's therapeutic properties were misleading, and remaining stock was destroyed.
#skystorians #medhist #science 🧪
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I need some of this right now tbh. *cries in head cold*
I always put more mozzarella on my frozen, store-bought lasagnas.
Follow me for more cooking tips lol
Follow me for more cooking tips lol
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I always put more mozzarella on my frozen, store-bought lasagnas.
Follow me for more cooking tips lol
Follow me for more cooking tips lol
In other news, this head cold is kicking my arse.
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In other news, this head cold is kicking my arse.
Oh well. You can't please everyone. Everyone has their own dick measuring system that you'll never live up to. And that's that.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh well. You can't please everyone. Everyone has their own dick measuring system that you'll never live up to. And that's that.
Anyone have any good Spotify alternatives that they use?
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Anyone have any good Spotify alternatives that they use?
What's on your food bucket list?
Mine:
1. Fois gras
2. Cactus fruit
3. Oysters
4. Mochi
5. Uni
6. Epoisses
Mine:
1. Fois gras
2. Cactus fruit
3. Oysters
4. Mochi
5. Uni
6. Epoisses
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What's on your food bucket list?
Mine:
1. Fois gras
2. Cactus fruit
3. Oysters
4. Mochi
5. Uni
6. Epoisses
Mine:
1. Fois gras
2. Cactus fruit
3. Oysters
4. Mochi
5. Uni
6. Epoisses
So woke up all stuffy with scratchy throat and sounding like a hard, chain-smoking waitress that could kick your arse for ordering trout at her steakhouse.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So woke up all stuffy with scratchy throat and sounding like a hard, chain-smoking waitress that could kick your arse for ordering trout at her steakhouse.
You guys...
I don't know what the hell is going on in corporate right now but it is busy AF and I cannot catch my breath.
I even took some random days off this month in order to use up my vacay - and to get some peace.
I don't know what the hell is going on in corporate right now but it is busy AF and I cannot catch my breath.
I even took some random days off this month in order to use up my vacay - and to get some peace.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You guys...
I don't know what the hell is going on in corporate right now but it is busy AF and I cannot catch my breath.
I even took some random days off this month in order to use up my vacay - and to get some peace.
I don't know what the hell is going on in corporate right now but it is busy AF and I cannot catch my breath.
I even took some random days off this month in order to use up my vacay - and to get some peace.