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maplesstev.bsky.social
@maplesstev.bsky.social
Elder millennial, less cool half of a DINKWAD 🇨🇦 👬🦮 that’s always cold and needs more blankets


Ig/ Snap Socials: sstevo11
Good reads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/103617237
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My brain once the caffine kicks in 🤣
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January 27, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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My back hurts just looking at all the snow shoveling I need to do 😵‍💫😩
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January 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM
#Booksky Fake Dates and Mooncakes made me feel things about loss, love, family, and food all at once. It’s sweet, cozy, funny, and way more heartfelt than I expected.

Quick & easy read but Don’t read this while hungry…Please send snacks.

Head to #goodreads for the full review 🤓

📚 7/52
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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I miss getting off for snow days
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Woke up to 16 Snapchat and 3 Instagram follow requests…. So I guess I’m a celebrity now
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Relatable content.
I collect connections on LinkedIn like Pokémon cards
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Receiving nudes or pics from friends unprompted is my favorite love language
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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A perfect snow day activity:

Sending me your alts 😇🤭
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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they were so real for this. big Bluesky energy.
November 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Proof that one concert can fix a decade’s worth of gay millennial feelings.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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sorry i liked all your dick pics

it will happen again
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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ELITE I REPEAT ELITE SNIPER COLE CAUFIELD BILL GUERIN IN SHAMBLES
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January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
What dreams are made of live 🥹🥹 #HilaryDuff
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hilary duff. Front Row. Life complete
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Nothing is more humbling than taking your orthotics out of your comfortable shoes and putting them in the shoes you’re going to wear to a concert.
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January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
#booksky Lily and the Octopus is one of those books that sneaks up on you. A tender, surreal story about love, denial, and the quiet panic of knowing time always wins. It’s funny, imaginative, and deeply honest about what it means to love a dog like family.

More in #goodreads!
📚6/52
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don’t care what your rising moon is or what your birth chart looks like BUT you bet your ass I will always care what animal is your birth month
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 PM
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 PM
More of this in the world
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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they will NEVER make me turn on you, Posh. 😤
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
January 23, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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no gaguette for you faguette
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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No hard feelings, only hard-ons.
January 23, 2026 at 5:56 AM