Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | 📚🏳️🌈👬🐱🎮 | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | 🌲🏴 | almost always SFW
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Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
· Nov 10
I can totally see why ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Look at this queen
Got a Happy Thanksgiving text from my barber 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Got a Happy Thanksgiving text from my barber 🤭
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Want to support a queer indie author this holiday, AND give the gift of queer horror? Or maybe a sci-fi superhero graphic novel? E-Books and Paperbacks on sale now! There is LIMITED stock on print books. Free goodies with each print order! #BookSky #IndieBooks #Horror #IndieHorror #HorrorBooks
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Want to support a queer indie author this holiday, AND give the gift of queer horror? Or maybe a sci-fi superhero graphic novel? E-Books and Paperbacks on sale now! There is LIMITED stock on print books. Free goodies with each print order! #BookSky #IndieBooks #Horror #IndieHorror #HorrorBooks
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we’re so close to getting an IRL orange catholic bible i can feel it
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we’re so close to getting an IRL orange catholic bible i can feel it
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I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I want this moment for us
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One time, a psychic told me that I was the reincarnation of William Shakespeare. And I was like "What?" And then she was like, "He's telling me that his hands got very cold. Do your hands get very cold?" And then I said, "No."
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
One time, a psychic told me that I was the reincarnation of William Shakespeare. And I was like "What?" And then she was like, "He's telling me that his hands got very cold. Do your hands get very cold?" And then I said, "No."
GameStop twink: I see a theme here 🕵️♂️
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
GameStop twink: I see a theme here 🕵️♂️
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
I was thoroughly enjoying Remnant 2 and then all of a sudden the credits rolled and I was like Wait what? I hate when games just *end*
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was thoroughly enjoying Remnant 2 and then all of a sudden the credits rolled and I was like Wait what? I hate when games just *end*
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A tale of a boy and his love for bread.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A tale of a boy and his love for bread.
Do twinks still go uwuwu or is that a 2019 thing
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do twinks still go uwuwu or is that a 2019 thing
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Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
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The Christmas Eve 1995 fire at the Philadelphia Zoo’s primate house deeply affected me as a child.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Christmas Eve 1995 fire at the Philadelphia Zoo’s primate house deeply affected me as a child.
I like coming home from work in the dark, it’s nature’s way of saying It’s only 5:45 but you can get into your jammies
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I like coming home from work in the dark, it’s nature’s way of saying It’s only 5:45 but you can get into your jammies
What’s surprising is that I think these peanut M&Ms really are gonna save me
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What’s surprising is that I think these peanut M&Ms really are gonna save me
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😂😂😂
We gotta stop letting Twitter users treat us like a side piece. Don’t be coming to us when Twitter sit yall stuff outside in trash bags. Love us out loud dammit.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
😂😂😂
I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
Can I enjoy ARC Raiders if I don't enjoy random strangers shooting at me?
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Can I enjoy ARC Raiders if I don't enjoy random strangers shooting at me?
Ready for our meeting
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ready for our meeting
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
quote this post with your chest pics pls and thanku x
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
quote this post with your chest pics pls and thanku x
I've seen a lot of new technology emerge over my lifetime but the thing that really blows my mind is the self-checkouts at Uniqlo where you dump all your purchases into a magic bucket and it automatically totals up the price
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've seen a lot of new technology emerge over my lifetime but the thing that really blows my mind is the self-checkouts at Uniqlo where you dump all your purchases into a magic bucket and it automatically totals up the price