Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | 📚🏳️🌈👬🐱🎮 | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | 🌲🏴 | almost always SFW
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Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
· Nov 10
I can totally see why ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Look at this queen
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One time, a psychic told me that I was the reincarnation of William Shakespeare. And I was like "What?" And then she was like, "He's telling me that his hands got very cold. Do your hands get very cold?" And then I said, "No."
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
One time, a psychic told me that I was the reincarnation of William Shakespeare. And I was like "What?" And then she was like, "He's telling me that his hands got very cold. Do your hands get very cold?" And then I said, "No."
GameStop twink: I see a theme here 🕵️♂️
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
GameStop twink: I see a theme here 🕵️♂️
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
Me: Oh? 🤔
GST: They both have Soul in the name 🤭
Me: Hmm you’re right about that 😀
I was thoroughly enjoying Remnant 2 and then all of a sudden the credits rolled and I was like Wait what? I hate when games just *end*
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was thoroughly enjoying Remnant 2 and then all of a sudden the credits rolled and I was like Wait what? I hate when games just *end*
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A tale of a boy and his love for bread.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A tale of a boy and his love for bread.
Do twinks still go uwuwu or is that a 2019 thing
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do twinks still go uwuwu or is that a 2019 thing
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Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
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The Christmas Eve 1995 fire at the Philadelphia Zoo’s primate house deeply affected me as a child.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Christmas Eve 1995 fire at the Philadelphia Zoo’s primate house deeply affected me as a child.
I like coming home from work in the dark, it’s nature’s way of saying It’s only 5:45 but you can get into your jammies
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I like coming home from work in the dark, it’s nature’s way of saying It’s only 5:45 but you can get into your jammies
What’s surprising is that I think these peanut M&Ms really are gonna save me
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What’s surprising is that I think these peanut M&Ms really are gonna save me
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We gotta stop letting Twitter users treat us like a side piece. Don’t be coming to us when Twitter sit yall stuff outside in trash bags. Love us out loud dammit.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
😂😂😂
I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
Can I enjoy ARC Raiders if I don't enjoy random strangers shooting at me?
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Can I enjoy ARC Raiders if I don't enjoy random strangers shooting at me?
Ready for our meeting
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ready for our meeting
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
quote this post with your chest pics pls and thanku x
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
quote this post with your chest pics pls and thanku x
I've seen a lot of new technology emerge over my lifetime but the thing that really blows my mind is the self-checkouts at Uniqlo where you dump all your purchases into a magic bucket and it automatically totals up the price
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've seen a lot of new technology emerge over my lifetime but the thing that really blows my mind is the self-checkouts at Uniqlo where you dump all your purchases into a magic bucket and it automatically totals up the price
If God had really wanted to test Job He would’ve sent him a cat three hours before dinner time
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If God had really wanted to test Job He would’ve sent him a cat three hours before dinner time
What did the duck have for breakfast Quacker Oats
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What did the duck have for breakfast Quacker Oats
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HAPPY 1 YEAR BLUESKYVERSARY TO MEE! When I started posting here I had no idea it would end up meaning so much to me — really, truly thankful to all of you for being such lovely people! Getting to know you, laugh with you, learn from you, and thirst 😂 with you has been a real treat 🥰❤️
Hi hi 👋🏻
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
HAPPY 1 YEAR BLUESKYVERSARY TO MEE! When I started posting here I had no idea it would end up meaning so much to me — really, truly thankful to all of you for being such lovely people! Getting to know you, laugh with you, learn from you, and thirst 😂 with you has been a real treat 🥰❤️
Petition to eliminate Survivor challenges that require close-ups of their feet
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Petition to eliminate Survivor challenges that require close-ups of their feet