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It’s Filipino Heritage Month. If you know a Filipino, suck their d*ck.
It’s going to be a twink off for New York’s 12 congressional district.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Out here. 🌲
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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What day is it??
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Morning
a person is holding a bottle of real man shampoo on a table .
ALT: a person is holding a bottle of real man shampoo on a table .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He wants to strip Mamdani of his power or does he want to see him strip?
Let’s be clear.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A tale of a boy and his love for bread.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by Raphael 🎄
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Are these shorts sl*tty enough?
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
💦
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m late to the game but Killing Eve is pretty good.
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Since turkey day is coming up, just your daily reminder that if you're arguing with family, please be petty. You don't get a medal for being the bigger person so if a mf go low, you go to hell. Always remember don't stoop to their level, PASS IT because you can go lower than them I promise.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reminding me that I'm problematic is like reminding me that I'm beautiful.
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Listening to my work bestie kiki’ing with another person from another department without me.
an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .
ALT: an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Are you worried your favorite is in the Epstein files?”

Pikachu is not on there babes. I’m safe.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Listening to Christmas & Chill 🥛🍪❄️
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Roofman is a Christmas movie.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Quiet, piggy.
During a speech at the U.N. on Christian persecution in Nigeria, Nicki Minaj praised Donald Trump for his ‘leadership on the global stage.’
Nicki Minaj Has Officially Gone MAGA
During a speech at the U.N. on Christian persecution in Nigeria, Nicki Minaj praised Donald Trump for his ‘leadership on the global stage.’
www.thecut.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Who’s down to watch Olivia Dean in SF next year?
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I just really want to be covered in snow rn.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bring back being excited to be in a line for whatever.
Idk Black Friday isn’t what it used to be. Remember Door Busters? Remember getting up at 4 am to stand outside Circuit City ready to trample anyone who tried to get between you and that third season of Buffy DVD box set for $14.99???
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Jokes aside. As someone who was r*ped in high school, I want every single one of those mfers in those files to burn.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
side note: i really need her to make a moody ass christmas album.
music.apple.com/us/album/a-c...
A Couple Minutes by Olivia Dean on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:32
music.apple.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I can already hear it, “he wasn’t blowing him for fun. He was acquiring intel.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Our first gay President 💅🌈
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM