Marcus-bo-MacKenzie
marcmack.bsky.social
Marcus-bo-MacKenzie
@marcmack.bsky.social
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Frisbee golf dilettante, alpaca whisperer
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… and so do all who wake to see such times.
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Quasimodo watched, a single tear running down his cheek, as Esmeralda walked off arm in arm with his cousin who was in fairness, he thought, the the real Totalmodo.
You contain multitudes*

*limit three tudes per customer
God gives His sexiest battles to His horniest soldiers
“Welcome back to my YouTube channel where I talk exclusively about symbiotic relationships between fungi and algae. If you’re new here, remember to lichen subscribe”
Jeff Bezos should shorten the WaPo slogan to just “Democracy Dies”
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I'll be at the library on Sept 6th at 10am signing books. I'm not an author or anything I just like writing my name on books.
Happy birthday wishes are in order for my beloved, @theanastasia.bsky.social Do hop over to her feed to leave her appropriately good wishes for her birthday ☺️🎂
Women gush:
“He makes me feel seen”
“He makes me feel heard”

They never appreciate that I make them feel smelled.
I wonder if models have to be tall because the fashion industry wants to hold women to impossible height standards too.
Lose up to 1/2 a pound in one evening with my Illicit Kidney Theft Diet!

For details, come to the Howard Johnson’s Motel on Route 6, room 17, just by the ice machine.
I assume that gen alpha relationships will all be gender fluid polycules that require at least a master’s degree in combinatorial mathematics to understand.

Honestly that’s fine. At least they’re into STEM.
Happy 4th of July to all Americans, even the loser* & hater*

*Donald J. Bone Spurs
Happy Canada Day to those who observe!

May you spend the day with friends & family, eating & drinking to excess, sitting about fires or soaking in cool pools, enjoying everything to the fullest

That’s what Canada was made for. I think. I didn’t really pay attention in history
Due to budget constraints, there will henceforth be only one wolf inside you.
They’re into communist vexillology?

That’s a red flag.
Why do so many people who use ‘Proud’ in their group’s name make me the least proud of being a human being.
[posts ‘bbn’ in Teams chat]

[disappears into nearest deep, dark wood, and proves true to the promise to ‘be back never’]
She was almost incurably constipated, and he was her nurse. Then came the unexpected romance.

It was enemas to lovers.
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Red means stop, particularly when shaving.