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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 13d

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 15d

… and so do all who wake to see such times.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 19d

There is poetry in everyone.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Sep 5

Quasimodo watched, a single tear running down his cheek, as Esmeralda walked off arm in arm with his cousin who was in fairness, he thought, the the real Totalmodo.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Sep 3

You contain multitudes*

*limit three tudes per customer

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Sep 2

God gives His sexiest battles to His horniest soldiers

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Sep 2

“Welcome back to my YouTube channel where I talk exclusively about symbiotic relationships between fungi and algae. If you’re new here, remember to lichen subscribe”

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Aug 30

Jeff Bezos should shorten the WaPo slogan to just “Democracy Dies”

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · Aug 26

I'll be at the library on Sept 6th at 10am signing books. I'm not an author or anything I just like writing my name on books.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Aug 21

Happy birthday wishes are in order for my beloved, @theanastasia.bsky.social Do hop over to her feed to leave her appropriately good wishes for her birthday ☺️🎂

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Aug 6

Women gush:
“He makes me feel seen”
“He makes me feel heard”

They never appreciate that I make them feel smelled.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Aug 5

I wonder if models have to be tall because the fashion industry wants to hold women to impossible height standards too.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Jul 27

Lose up to 1/2 a pound in one evening with my Illicit Kidney Theft Diet!

For details, come to the Howard Johnson’s Motel on Route 6, room 17, just by the ice machine.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Jul 16

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Jul 9

I assume that gen alpha relationships will all be gender fluid polycules that require at least a master’s degree in combinatorial mathematics to understand.

Honestly that’s fine. At least they’re into STEM.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Jul 4

Happy 4th of July to all Americans, even the loser* & hater*

*Donald J. Bone Spurs

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · Jul 1

Happy Canada Day to those who observe!

May you spend the day with friends & family, eating & drinking to excess, sitting about fires or soaking in cool pools, enjoying everything to the fullest

That’s what Canada was made for. I think. I didn’t really pay attention in history

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