Mari Biscuits
@maribiscuits.bsky.social
I'm Mari. I like cats and comics and code and other stuff.
https://ko-fi.com/maribiscuits
https://ko-fi.com/maribiscuits
I'm trapped in some sort of horrific time loop where I got to the chemist for my meds every day and every day they tell me to come back tomorrow.
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I'm trapped in some sort of horrific time loop where I got to the chemist for my meds every day and every day they tell me to come back tomorrow.
The chemist now has a prescription in my actual name, but they don't actually have the medication in stock and have said it will either be there tomorrow or maybe never because they may or may not be a manufacturing issue.
This is all really great and fine.
This is all really great and fine.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The chemist now has a prescription in my actual name, but they don't actually have the medication in stock and have said it will either be there tomorrow or maybe never because they may or may not be a manufacturing issue.
This is all really great and fine.
This is all really great and fine.
I have submitted my tax form, but only because I was putting off the inevitable nightmare of sorting out my prescription!
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I have submitted my tax form, but only because I was putting off the inevitable nightmare of sorting out my prescription!
I'm really tired today for some reason.
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I'm really tired today for some reason.
Having a particularly shit time with my health right now, but at least signing up for the NHS Wales app hasn't completely screwed up my medical records so my prescriptions are in a name I haven't used for 25 years leaving me without essential meds.
Oh no wait... that has happened!
Oh no wait... that has happened!
January 24, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Having a particularly shit time with my health right now, but at least signing up for the NHS Wales app hasn't completely screwed up my medical records so my prescriptions are in a name I haven't used for 25 years leaving me without essential meds.
Oh no wait... that has happened!
Oh no wait... that has happened!
Getting really distracted reading a book which is meant to be from the perspective of an older woman, but is clearly written by a middle-aged man, as he keeps going on about how lithe the other women characters are and how low cut or figure hugging their outfits are.
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Getting really distracted reading a book which is meant to be from the perspective of an older woman, but is clearly written by a middle-aged man, as he keeps going on about how lithe the other women characters are and how low cut or figure hugging their outfits are.
Fully leaning into my persona with this jumper.
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Fully leaning into my persona with this jumper.
There is a touring production of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger's Drift starring Daniel Casey (who played Troy in the series) as Barnaby and I have never booked tickets for anything so fast.
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
There is a touring production of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger's Drift starring Daniel Casey (who played Troy in the series) as Barnaby and I have never booked tickets for anything so fast.
My new goal for 2026 is finding a pair of comfortable jeans or trousers that actually fit me.
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My new goal for 2026 is finding a pair of comfortable jeans or trousers that actually fit me.
Earlier today some adults/teachers walked a large pack of small children down my street, and they all spotted Sherlock in the window and screamed and waved with excitement.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Earlier today some adults/teachers walked a large pack of small children down my street, and they all spotted Sherlock in the window and screamed and waved with excitement.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
I have constructed a frankly ridiculously large lasagne for two people (past its best banana for scale).
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I have constructed a frankly ridiculously large lasagne for two people (past its best banana for scale).
Still feel terrible, but I'm going to make a soothing lasagne and then everything will be okay.
January 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Still feel terrible, but I'm going to make a soothing lasagne and then everything will be okay.
One day I will be as cool as she is.
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
One day I will be as cool as she is.
Announcing that I am particularly unwell right now to the world, so nobody expects anything from me.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Announcing that I am particularly unwell right now to the world, so nobody expects anything from me.
I've had to put my cat Mycroft on a diet so he doesn't die or explode or whatever.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I've had to put my cat Mycroft on a diet so he doesn't die or explode or whatever.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
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The weather warning graphics software I've written in work has got a function to make sure we don't have overlapping labels and it's getting a real workout today.
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The weather warning graphics software I've written in work has got a function to make sure we don't have overlapping labels and it's getting a real workout today.
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Limmy's world in the Christmas 2000AD issue!
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Limmy's world in the Christmas 2000AD issue!
Taking down the festive decorations is going well.
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Taking down the festive decorations is going well.
My plan to get really good at chess by playing it every day is going really well, apart from the fact that I seem to be getting worse.
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
My plan to get really good at chess by playing it every day is going really well, apart from the fact that I seem to be getting worse.
My commitment to only reading great literature this year is off to a flying start.
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
My commitment to only reading great literature this year is off to a flying start.
Love making elaborate plans for what to do the next day over the holidays, then sleeping in and ultimately deciding to just sit around all day doing fuckall and eating chocolate.
It's like a nice little gift to yourself.
It's like a nice little gift to yourself.
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Love making elaborate plans for what to do the next day over the holidays, then sleeping in and ultimately deciding to just sit around all day doing fuckall and eating chocolate.
It's like a nice little gift to yourself.
It's like a nice little gift to yourself.
For 2026 I'm just gonna carry on being cool and nice and doing whatever the fuck I want.
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
For 2026 I'm just gonna carry on being cool and nice and doing whatever the fuck I want.
Spending my new years eve playing chess and working out mutual aid budgets, like the baby Jesus intended.
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Spending my new years eve playing chess and working out mutual aid budgets, like the baby Jesus intended.
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doing my final stream for what i'm deeming the best year of my life probably who knows, anyway come say bye to me www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... byebye badtv for 2025
TheMacaroniPrince - Twitch
The Final BadTV of 2025
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December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
doing my final stream for what i'm deeming the best year of my life probably who knows, anyway come say bye to me www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... byebye badtv for 2025