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Marinaisgo
@marinaisgo.bsky.social
(They/them) I taught Trumpka how to tweet and now I'm here.

Offer only. No auditions. Portland, OR. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🇺🇸🍉

Blog: https://www.marinaisgo.com
Business: https://www.newcoyote.com
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I’m finally getting followers on this app and I’m just over here babbling about how dwarves are fantasy Latinos.

Honestly, that’s what to expect. Unhinged rants about middlingly popular media interspersed with marketing, comms, and management wonkism from an anarchistic socialist.
I had a dream that my SIL had an estate sale at her house and I found a very strange metal piccolo, which was next to a synth. Then I got a white leather jacket in another room and tried to go back for the synth but the house was filled with 70s porn star type dudes and I couldn’t squeeze through.
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sometimes I get the vibe from my dog that he can tell he’s adopted.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I got bored.
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I think I missed the rent a butch calendar sale this year. How am I gonna prove to the kitchen that we’re gay, now?
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Oregon sunset.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Police do a bunch of the crimes? Believe it or not, MORE POLICE!
Less crime, happens? Ignore that! MORE POLICE!
No crime happens. MORE POLICE. Police are there & crimes happen. MORE POLICE. More crimes happen, more police happen, more & more police happen!
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’ve been sitting on this since it’s my first craft fair as a vendor in 20 years and I’m nervous about it. But it’s THIS SATURDAY so I can’t procrastinate anymore.

I’ll be selling my handmade leather traveler’s style journals, and some pens and notebooks along with several others. Check it out!
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My horse and my other horse.
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Family said I couldn’t draw a horse from memory.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Currently listening to
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
May every dish you order always have the exact right amount of sauce
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We just got 3 more people I don’t know!!
We soft launched 2 hours ago, I just got my first subscriber who isn't a personal friend. Big milestone!
Introducing What's Working PDX, a newsletter that brings experts from across progressive and leftist spaces in Portland to share their expertise and experience on how we're actually getting shit done in the Portland Metro region.

whatsworkingpdx.substack.com?r=gd7hm&utm_...
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is there a 12 step program for people who constantly assume “black metal” is actually “Black metal” so every few months you’re confused, yet again, when they’re all fucking white? I’ve done this for decades. Decades.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So if Chase holds my mortgage, do I start addressing the checks to “Epstein pedophile cabal” or…
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When did rubik’s cube become a villain trait?
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Do you guys remember the Florence Nightingale fad that swept America in the 80s?
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’m getting to the age where a matching track suit feels like a good idea.
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We soft launched 2 hours ago, I just got my first subscriber who isn't a personal friend. Big milestone!
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Introducing What's Working PDX, a newsletter that brings experts from across progressive and leftist spaces in Portland to share their expertise and experience on how we're actually getting shit done in the Portland Metro region.

whatsworkingpdx.substack.com?r=gd7hm&utm_...
What's Working PDX | Marina Martínez-Bateman | Substack
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November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“There are dozens of us!” - A cop, probably
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"

(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is the only kind of self deportation I’m into.
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"

(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m…. Uh. Wet. 🤣
Hi, I’m Beautiful flower/forever blooming work of art 🌺
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If I had a nickel for every Captain America/Deadpool slash in AO3, I’d have $2.80. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kinda amazing it happened 56 times.
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Serious question: what do I do when all the self development shit I read references my “ideal self” and implies that I have to get there from here but my ideal self is just me but not being psychologically and financially tortured by a fascist government that thinks I people like me should die.
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
You wanna fight me?

Ok, bro. Real quick, when’s the last time you ate? Have you drank enough water today? Are you napping? Do you need a hug? When’s the last time you talked to your person, motherfucker?
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM