Marital Madness
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Michael C
Liberal Dem. Science. Baseball. Advocate. Terrier rescuer
Writer of Marital Madness, a website featuring the
hilarious ramblings of a clueless husband.
Free to read at: https://mc-humor.com/
Liberal Dem. Science. Baseball. Advocate. Terrier rescuer
Writer of Marital Madness, a website featuring the
hilarious ramblings of a clueless husband.
Free to read at: https://mc-humor.com/
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Marital Madness is a humor website featuring the hilarious ramblings of a clueless husband. Check it out today.
Free to read at: mc-humor.com
Free to read at: mc-humor.com
Wife: “We’ve lived in this house for 25 years, and you never notice anything. You haven’t even mentioned the new kitchen curtains.”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wife: “We’ve lived in this house for 25 years, and you never notice anything. You haven’t even mentioned the new kitchen curtains.”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
Yesterday, my wife suffered a terrible shock when I actually came home from the grocery store with everything that was on her shopping list. There’s no telling how long it will take her to recover.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yesterday, my wife suffered a terrible shock when I actually came home from the grocery store with everything that was on her shopping list. There’s no telling how long it will take her to recover.
My wife was shocked that I had 78 photos of the dog on my phone, but only one of her. What can I say? I was as surprised as she was. I had no idea I had a picture of my spouse on my phone.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My wife was shocked that I had 78 photos of the dog on my phone, but only one of her. What can I say? I was as surprised as she was. I had no idea I had a picture of my spouse on my phone.
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#GrantPark in #Milwaukee #Wisconsin It has seven bridges and incredible trails overlooking #LakeMichigan on 300 acres.
"Enter This Wild Wood And View the Haunts Of Nature"
#fall #photography #photos #nature
"Enter This Wild Wood And View the Haunts Of Nature"
#fall #photography #photos #nature
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
#GrantPark in #Milwaukee #Wisconsin It has seven bridges and incredible trails overlooking #LakeMichigan on 300 acres.
"Enter This Wild Wood And View the Haunts Of Nature"
#fall #photography #photos #nature
"Enter This Wild Wood And View the Haunts Of Nature"
#fall #photography #photos #nature
My wife can lose her purse, her keys, her phone, or her glasses - and I am not allowed to say a word about it. But if I temporarily lose ONE child at the mall, I never hear the end of it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My wife can lose her purse, her keys, her phone, or her glasses - and I am not allowed to say a word about it. But if I temporarily lose ONE child at the mall, I never hear the end of it.
My wife and I have reached the age where it takes both of us to get one of us off the floor.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My wife and I have reached the age where it takes both of us to get one of us off the floor.
My wife sent me to the grocery store to buy milk and bread. I returned with salsa, popcorn, gummy bears, and three toys for the dog. I’m not sure she appreciates it when I help out.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My wife sent me to the grocery store to buy milk and bread. I returned with salsa, popcorn, gummy bears, and three toys for the dog. I’m not sure she appreciates it when I help out.
Before I was married, I didn’t know there was a WRONG WAY to put stuff in the fridge. Now it’s difficult to imagine the horror that would occur if the milk ended up on the wrong shelf.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Before I was married, I didn’t know there was a WRONG WAY to put stuff in the fridge. Now it’s difficult to imagine the horror that would occur if the milk ended up on the wrong shelf.
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Reposting news of a generous billionaire wanting to do good.
More than 80 organizations that provide health care for women all over the world received grants Wednesday totaling $250 million from Melinda French Gates after a year-long application process.
More than 80 nonprofits receive $250M for global women's health from Melinda French Gates
More than 80 organizations that provide health care for women all over the world received grants Wednesday totaling $250 million from Melinda French Gates after a year-long application process.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Reposting news of a generous billionaire wanting to do good.
My wife expects me to gratefully eat leftovers with unrestrained glee or COOK FOR MYSELF. Fortunately, I’ve learned how to fake unrestrained glee.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My wife expects me to gratefully eat leftovers with unrestrained glee or COOK FOR MYSELF. Fortunately, I’ve learned how to fake unrestrained glee.
I tried to cut my own hair, and now my wife refuses to let me go to her family reunion. I never dreamed my plan would work! Of course, I’ll have to wear a hat for three months.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I tried to cut my own hair, and now my wife refuses to let me go to her family reunion. I never dreamed my plan would work! Of course, I’ll have to wear a hat for three months.
My wife thinks that if she can see her breath in the living room, I have the thermostat too low. Unfortunately, she never has hot flashes when she needs them.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My wife thinks that if she can see her breath in the living room, I have the thermostat too low. Unfortunately, she never has hot flashes when she needs them.
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"Silence can be incredibly hurtful’: How to talk to someone about their #ChronicIllness
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
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www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
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www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘Silence can be incredibly hurtful’: How to talk to someone about their chronic illness
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"Silence can be incredibly hurtful’: How to talk to someone about their #ChronicIllness
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
🔗
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
🔗
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
In the middle of the night, I stubbed my toe. Finally, I understand the pain my wife experienced during childbirth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In the middle of the night, I stubbed my toe. Finally, I understand the pain my wife experienced during childbirth.
My wife and I never argue. We just politely discuss things at a volume that scares the cat.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My wife and I never argue. We just politely discuss things at a volume that scares the cat.
Marital Madness is a humor website featuring the hilarious ramblings of a clueless husband. Check it out today.
Free to read at: mc-humor.com
Free to read at: mc-humor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Marital Madness is a humor website featuring the hilarious ramblings of a clueless husband. Check it out today.
Free to read at: mc-humor.com
Free to read at: mc-humor.com
Every day, my wife forgets where she put her purse, keys, and phone. But she clearly remembers that time in 2008 when I loaded the dishwasher wrong.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Every day, my wife forgets where she put her purse, keys, and phone. But she clearly remembers that time in 2008 when I loaded the dishwasher wrong.
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Apparently, I have a death wish because I actually said to my wife, “Just calm down, and try to be more like my mother.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Apparently, I have a death wish because I actually said to my wife, “Just calm down, and try to be more like my mother.”
I'm tempted to point out when my wife is wrong, but that’s a good way to end up with a broken pointer.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm tempted to point out when my wife is wrong, but that’s a good way to end up with a broken pointer.
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What Trump’s Medicaid Cuts Mean for Two Podcasters With Down Syndrome...
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www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What Trump’s Medicaid Cuts Mean for Two Podcasters With Down Syndrome...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Me: (declaring loudly) “Marriage is not a competition!”
Wife: “Whatever you say, Dear.” (gloats because women live longer)
Wife: “Whatever you say, Dear.” (gloats because women live longer)
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Me: (declaring loudly) “Marriage is not a competition!”
Wife: “Whatever you say, Dear.” (gloats because women live longer)
Wife: “Whatever you say, Dear.” (gloats because women live longer)
When my wife uses my first AND middle name, I realize I’m about to apologize for something I either did or didn’t do. In either case, trouble is on the way.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When my wife uses my first AND middle name, I realize I’m about to apologize for something I either did or didn’t do. In either case, trouble is on the way.
Each Thanksgiving, my wife invites her entire family over. That means once a year, we have to clean the house.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Each Thanksgiving, my wife invites her entire family over. That means once a year, we have to clean the house.