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Hard yes.

There’s a similar concept called BEAT and it’s fuckin amazing. DJs and Michelin Star chefs.
normcharlatan.bsky.social
Suggesting to the folks with money that we need a Fogo de Chão catered Chainsmokers concert in downtown Minneapolis. This is the only way to save the city, I tell them. Everyone will love it.
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Suggesting to the folks with money that we need a Fogo de Chão catered Chainsmokers concert in downtown Minneapolis. This is the only way to save the city, I tell them. Everyone will love it.
mark.tacular.social
10 minutes into his 3 hour set:

“I CANT GO TO THE BATHROOM, WHAT IF HE DROPS SANDSTORM?!”

True story 🤣

Although, in her defense, he did tease it for the next 2:40.
mark.tacular.social
Those shoes though… are they… MAGA branded?
mark.tacular.social
Nah - just remember where Pete and the rest of the made for TV admin is from. This contract was just documenting a gentleman’s agreement Fox made with the right decades ago.

I’m willing to bet none of career propagandists even blinked - this agreement is just business as usual for Fox.
mark.tacular.social
I’m hoping for credits at the prison canteen.
mark.tacular.social
Yeah, I’m putting my money on 1978 Jonestown/Jim Jones.
mark.tacular.social
And i thought I was the only person who remembered that game!

I call my cat Douche Nukem.
mark.tacular.social
Going to have to add that to the domain name
mark.tacular.social
Can’t imagine the number of men she’s wanted to kick in the balls for exactly these comments.
mark.tacular.social
The message being questioned for legitimacy was “The law school where Mike Johnson was Dean for 2yrs which never opened … accused by 6 males (including a child) of sexual misconduct.”
mark.tacular.social
You mean to tell me it’s not like Roadhouse, in 4K HDR?
mark.tacular.social
Should have just kept it in the closet like the rest of them.

Well, except for the occasional Matt Schlapp style drunken assault, of course.
mark.tacular.social
Damn… feels like his time in the spotlight was decades ago.
mark.tacular.social
So funny story - MAGA fam has actually taken me there.

The Vero Beach area is basically a bunch of wealthy retirees in gated communities with connections, then start little American Pride hobby projects like this museum.

These are people who complained Marvel movies unjustly make Russia look bad.
mark.tacular.social
Yeah, I used to love calling out all the Pro-Russia NRA guys.
mark.tacular.social
SpaceX reliability is at least five nines.

99.999% chance of something exploding spectacularly.
mark.tacular.social
So I should go stand outside and listen for a boom in the distance then.
mark.tacular.social
The year is 2009. The living room, an irradiated wasteland of tangled HDMI cables. Within it lies Mega Changer One: a towering fortress of 400 Blu-rays. Every one of them a potential rewatch. The only thing standing between order and chaos…
mark.tacular.social
No no, what we need is a device you can just put them all in…
Like…
like a…
yeah! Like a juke box!

We could call it THE MEGACHANGER! 🙃
A towering monument to 2008 optimism — the Sony BD Mega Changer, for people who thought owning 400 Blu-rays would be a lifelong flex instead of a digital cry for help.
mark.tacular.social
Yeah, even today, many (red) states are expanding the scope of vaccinations pharmacists are authorized to administer.

With our current admin (and living in TX), I’ve been on the re-vaccinate for the yellow card plan.
mark.tacular.social
Me talking to the moon at the same time: “I knew you’d tap out first!”