I miss when we would cancel people for being racist instead of voting for them

Even cave man know you play with fire you get burn

The beginning of June was 3 days ago, and the beginning of February was 346 years ago.

I’ve become the guy that says, “I know a great song!” And then proceeds to play the absolute saddest country song you’ve ever heard in your life.

No Facebook. If you can show me posts from threads and Instagram on my feed, you can let me see them without your stupid app.

There are two problem-solving approaches:

1) identify a problem that you want to solve, then find a method that will solve it
or
2) pick a method you want to use, and go hunting for problems.

The second way is the stupid way, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it's the default method in tech.

At night time, my stomach likes to make noises that convince me that I’m actually a haunted house in a trench coat.

Have courage
Stand up to bullies
Be like President Zelenskyy

I wish I could just be ignorant. Yall seem so happy.

The one thing our government could agree on was how much TikTok hurt their pocketbooks.

There always comes a point during the coldest days of winter when I hopelessly wonder, “What if it never gets warm outside again?”

Christmas isn’t joyful for everyone.
Some are missing loved ones, some are fighting silent battles and others are just trying to make it through the day

Be gentle with those around you & yourownself

A little kindness can be someone’s greatest gift this season ❤️

With caffeine, all things are possible.

Three things to know about me.
1. I’m lazy.

I miss Tim Walz going viral every day for saying good things 😔

Who’s ready for some Steelers football??🖤 #HereWeGo #Steelers