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I’m not saying this is why, but it was very very cheap at the most recent steam sale.
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I’m not saying this is why, but it was very very cheap at the most recent steam sale.
Attempted murder.
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Attempted murder.
If we had honorable people in power, she’d have been given an award already.
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
If we had honorable people in power, she’d have been given an award already.
Does he spend all day going after everyone else who says “abolish ice”? Did he at least have the decency to file for a trademark?
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Does he spend all day going after everyone else who says “abolish ice”? Did he at least have the decency to file for a trademark?
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
I just saw a guy at the grocery do the same “flip handle of hand basket into my hand” thing that I do, and it does indeed make us look super cool.
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I just saw a guy at the grocery do the same “flip handle of hand basket into my hand” thing that I do, and it does indeed make us look super cool.
Miller wants his reich no matter the cost, and trump probably doesn't want the world to last a second longer than he does.
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Miller wants his reich no matter the cost, and trump probably doesn't want the world to last a second longer than he does.
For the magnitude of unpredictable consequences, it has too high a chance of happening.
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
For the magnitude of unpredictable consequences, it has too high a chance of happening.
We ordered polish children’s books, and was met with a surprise shakedown for an import check on delivery. I am looking forward to the polish children’s books printing business in the USA to grow without threat of foreign competition…
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We ordered polish children’s books, and was met with a surprise shakedown for an import check on delivery. I am looking forward to the polish children’s books printing business in the USA to grow without threat of foreign competition…
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
Don’t people know the “you look like a celebrity” rule by now?
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Don’t people know the “you look like a celebrity” rule by now?
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if trump had balls he’d give us this instead of stupid battleship
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
if trump had balls he’d give us this instead of stupid battleship
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Not that I think it could happen on either side, but I imagine “Emanuel vs Vance” is a scenario they play on repeat at gitmo to prevent prisoners from sleeping.
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Not that I think it could happen on either side, but I imagine “Emanuel vs Vance” is a scenario they play on repeat at gitmo to prevent prisoners from sleeping.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
I know a human didn’t write any of that, but is still odd seeing words strung together that requires some effort to parse. Like ancient poetry.
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I know a human didn’t write any of that, but is still odd seeing words strung together that requires some effort to parse. Like ancient poetry.
Reminds me of the classic Mac guidance that such button choices should be the action, not yes or no. (Do you want to delete these items? The confirm button says “delete”, not “yes”).
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reminds me of the classic Mac guidance that such button choices should be the action, not yes or no. (Do you want to delete these items? The confirm button says “delete”, not “yes”).
One thing is that none stood up to him in the moment, defending their American Journalist peer against a weak human destroying the world.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One thing is that none stood up to him in the moment, defending their American Journalist peer against a weak human destroying the world.
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this week's newsletter has a bunch of quotes from the drafters and supporters of the 22nd amendment that make it extremely clear that there is no loophole you can use to circumvent it. (gift link)
Opinion | A Third Trump Term Is Not the Charm
www.nytimes.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this week's newsletter has a bunch of quotes from the drafters and supporters of the 22nd amendment that make it extremely clear that there is no loophole you can use to circumvent it. (gift link)
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
Famously you had rights issues with the early comic.
Was this a standard optioning contract or did you explicitly make sure you’d get back what you made?
Was this a standard optioning contract or did you explicitly make sure you’d get back what you made?
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Famously you had rights issues with the early comic.
Was this a standard optioning contract or did you explicitly make sure you’d get back what you made?
Was this a standard optioning contract or did you explicitly make sure you’d get back what you made?
I doubt they actually have a comprehensive 3d scan. I assume it was extremely rushed and missing tons of data.
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I doubt they actually have a comprehensive 3d scan. I assume it was extremely rushed and missing tons of data.
So this is the list of donors who will pay to rebuild the white house in a few years, right?
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So this is the list of donors who will pay to rebuild the white house in a few years, right?
I did a 3d scan of my grandparents house before it was sold. No way any proper documentation audit occurred.
Which leads to another thought, what priceless American artifacts have disappeared from there?
Which leads to another thought, what priceless American artifacts have disappeared from there?
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I did a 3d scan of my grandparents house before it was sold. No way any proper documentation audit occurred.
Which leads to another thought, what priceless American artifacts have disappeared from there?
Which leads to another thought, what priceless American artifacts have disappeared from there?