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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
I just saw a guy at the grocery do the same “flip handle of hand basket into my hand” thing that I do, and it does indeed make us look super cool.
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I just saw a guy at the grocery do the same “flip handle of hand basket into my hand” thing that I do, and it does indeed make us look super cool.
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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if trump had balls he’d give us this instead of stupid battleship
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
if trump had balls he’d give us this instead of stupid battleship
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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this week's newsletter has a bunch of quotes from the drafters and supporters of the 22nd amendment that make it extremely clear that there is no loophole you can use to circumvent it. (gift link)
Opinion | A Third Trump Term Is Not the Charm
www.nytimes.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this week's newsletter has a bunch of quotes from the drafters and supporters of the 22nd amendment that make it extremely clear that there is no loophole you can use to circumvent it. (gift link)
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
It’s kind of funny the idea of a king destroying the White House again.
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s kind of funny the idea of a king destroying the White House again.
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That's not how "kids" talk. That's not how "boys" talk. That's not how "gamers" talk. That is how fucking racists talk.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
That's not how "kids" talk. That's not how "boys" talk. That's not how "gamers" talk. That is how fucking racists talk.
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
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Towerbound is live, free, and playable in Browser. freezebeam.itch.io/towerbound
It's a bite-sized Tower Building / Tower Defense Roguelite Deckbuilder. Take a 20 minute Silk Song break and see if you can finish a run.
It's a bite-sized Tower Building / Tower Defense Roguelite Deckbuilder. Take a 20 minute Silk Song break and see if you can finish a run.
September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Towerbound is live, free, and playable in Browser. freezebeam.itch.io/towerbound
It's a bite-sized Tower Building / Tower Defense Roguelite Deckbuilder. Take a 20 minute Silk Song break and see if you can finish a run.
It's a bite-sized Tower Building / Tower Defense Roguelite Deckbuilder. Take a 20 minute Silk Song break and see if you can finish a run.
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A mom who is a legal US citizen gets separated from her family by ICE GOONS after getting back home from a family vacation.
August 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A mom who is a legal US citizen gets separated from her family by ICE GOONS after getting back home from a family vacation.
Look, as an American today sucks. But, check out this viral moment on the doughboys!
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Look, as an American today sucks. But, check out this viral moment on the doughboys!
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Extracting resources from some lemons. Not sure exactly what I’ll do with them yet.
June 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Extracting resources from some lemons. Not sure exactly what I’ll do with them yet.
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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
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The new Neil Halloran documentary on Smallpox has completely changed how I see the RFK Jr. version of the world. Neil (softly) argues that realizing that disease isn't the fault of the sick /or/ the fault of the Gods ushered in a new future where we felt the authority to care for each other.
May 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The new Neil Halloran documentary on Smallpox has completely changed how I see the RFK Jr. version of the world. Neil (softly) argues that realizing that disease isn't the fault of the sick /or/ the fault of the Gods ushered in a new future where we felt the authority to care for each other.
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🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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It should be a major scandal that the Social Security Administration made it harder for parents to register their babies in Maine to punish the President's enemies
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/u...
March 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It should be a major scandal that the Social Security Administration made it harder for parents to register their babies in Maine to punish the President's enemies
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/u...