Mark Cockerton
@markcockerton.bsky.social
45 years in NHS. Had enough of the appalling racism and Islamophobia on Twitter, which is unchecked.
Follow back nice friendly folk (racists need not apply).
Up the Tigers!
Follow back nice friendly folk (racists need not apply).
Up the Tigers!
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Mark Cockerton
@markcockerton.bsky.social
· Nov 29
If you are proud to be everything that the Daily Mail hates, repost this and follow everyone else who does so.
Anyone on here from Clacton? Can you confirm if this is a genuine sign, or is someone having a laugh?
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Anyone on here from Clacton? Can you confirm if this is a genuine sign, or is someone having a laugh?
‘Farage knew nothing’
‘We need to move on’
‘Gill was one bad apple’
‘This is ancient history’
‘It’s just media-hype’
‘China is the threat not Russia’
‘BBC is fake news’
‘Nigel will be next PM’
‘You’re a leftard’
‘Look at other parties’
‘Gill was fitted up’
‘Nigel never met him’
‘We need to move on’
‘Gill was one bad apple’
‘This is ancient history’
‘It’s just media-hype’
‘China is the threat not Russia’
‘BBC is fake news’
‘Nigel will be next PM’
‘You’re a leftard’
‘Look at other parties’
‘Gill was fitted up’
‘Nigel never met him’
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
‘Farage knew nothing’
‘We need to move on’
‘Gill was one bad apple’
‘This is ancient history’
‘It’s just media-hype’
‘China is the threat not Russia’
‘BBC is fake news’
‘Nigel will be next PM’
‘You’re a leftard’
‘Look at other parties’
‘Gill was fitted up’
‘Nigel never met him’
‘We need to move on’
‘Gill was one bad apple’
‘This is ancient history’
‘It’s just media-hype’
‘China is the threat not Russia’
‘BBC is fake news’
‘Nigel will be next PM’
‘You’re a leftard’
‘Look at other parties’
‘Gill was fitted up’
‘Nigel never met him’
Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to admiring Vladimir Putin?
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to admiring Vladimir Putin?
One more thing, sir. There’s something bothering me. You claim to be a patriot but you cheer on Donald Trump when he harms the UK. You do the same with Elon Musk when he spreads lies about Britain. Then there’s your admiration for Putin.
Are you a plastic patriot, Mr Farage? Sir?
Are you a plastic patriot, Mr Farage? Sir?
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
One more thing, sir. There’s something bothering me. You claim to be a patriot but you cheer on Donald Trump when he harms the UK. You do the same with Elon Musk when he spreads lies about Britain. Then there’s your admiration for Putin.
Are you a plastic patriot, Mr Farage? Sir?
Are you a plastic patriot, Mr Farage? Sir?
You boy! Run to the bank and change these roubles into pounds.
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You boy! Run to the bank and change these roubles into pounds.
“I listened to pro-Russian speeches by Nathan Gill in the European Parliament for 6 years but never suspected a thing. Even when he’d pay for a round of drinks in roubles.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“I listened to pro-Russian speeches by Nathan Gill in the European Parliament for 6 years but never suspected a thing. Even when he’d pay for a round of drinks in roubles.”
What’s that Skippy?
Nathan Gill is trapped in a prison cell? He needs to know I’ll buy him a nice 4 bed house for £885,000 for when he gets out?Then I need to forget that I ever bought it for him?
Nathan Gill is trapped in a prison cell? He needs to know I’ll buy him a nice 4 bed house for £885,000 for when he gets out?Then I need to forget that I ever bought it for him?
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What’s that Skippy?
Nathan Gill is trapped in a prison cell? He needs to know I’ll buy him a nice 4 bed house for £885,000 for when he gets out?Then I need to forget that I ever bought it for him?
Nathan Gill is trapped in a prison cell? He needs to know I’ll buy him a nice 4 bed house for £885,000 for when he gets out?Then I need to forget that I ever bought it for him?
Reposted by Mark Cockerton
There's a house near me that has a large yunyun flag on the front. It entirely covers the only window on the ground floor. It must be their lounge so all they will see from inside is the red, white and blue curtain of imbecility.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
There's a house near me that has a large yunyun flag on the front. It entirely covers the only window on the ground floor. It must be their lounge so all they will see from inside is the red, white and blue curtain of imbecility.
Reposted by Mark Cockerton
Tis the season
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Tis the season
“Nothing to worry about, Sir. They’re taking their country back. Shagging flags, shouting at hotels, painting roundabouts, looting sausage rolls, fake Crocs and bath bombs. Then getting drunk, urinating on memorials, and calling in for a curry on their way home.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
“Nothing to worry about, Sir. They’re taking their country back. Shagging flags, shouting at hotels, painting roundabouts, looting sausage rolls, fake Crocs and bath bombs. Then getting drunk, urinating on memorials, and calling in for a curry on their way home.”
So, what has been achieved by fastening cheap flags from Temu to lampposts? Has it stopped the boats? Of course not! Has it united the country? Hardly!
All it does is make places look tacky & unwelcoming, made houses harder to sell, inflamed tensions and deterred passing trade.
All it does is make places look tacky & unwelcoming, made houses harder to sell, inflamed tensions and deterred passing trade.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
So, what has been achieved by fastening cheap flags from Temu to lampposts? Has it stopped the boats? Of course not! Has it united the country? Hardly!
All it does is make places look tacky & unwelcoming, made houses harder to sell, inflamed tensions and deterred passing trade.
All it does is make places look tacky & unwelcoming, made houses harder to sell, inflamed tensions and deterred passing trade.
The annual nonsense from Reform-types has started. No-one is ‘banning Christmas’ in the U.K. Why would any business do that?
A significant proportion of Hindu, Jewish & Muslim families put up Xmas trees & decorations, exchange presents, have a big family meal and enjoy the day.
A significant proportion of Hindu, Jewish & Muslim families put up Xmas trees & decorations, exchange presents, have a big family meal and enjoy the day.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The annual nonsense from Reform-types has started. No-one is ‘banning Christmas’ in the U.K. Why would any business do that?
A significant proportion of Hindu, Jewish & Muslim families put up Xmas trees & decorations, exchange presents, have a big family meal and enjoy the day.
A significant proportion of Hindu, Jewish & Muslim families put up Xmas trees & decorations, exchange presents, have a big family meal and enjoy the day.
Just been round every shop in Hull and there’s not one single Easter egg for sale!
Only Cadbury’s Creme Eggs and there is no reference to Easter on them.
This is wokery gone mad.
Only Cadbury’s Creme Eggs and there is no reference to Easter on them.
This is wokery gone mad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Just been round every shop in Hull and there’s not one single Easter egg for sale!
Only Cadbury’s Creme Eggs and there is no reference to Easter on them.
This is wokery gone mad.
Only Cadbury’s Creme Eggs and there is no reference to Easter on them.
This is wokery gone mad.
Reposted by Mark Cockerton
Correction: The Tories need to start apologising for your mini-Budget
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Correction: The Tories need to start apologising for your mini-Budget
Dear Sky
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Dear Sky
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
“Australia, Canada, Colombia, Mexico, Panama and USA won’t let me into their country as I’m a threat to their national security given my string of clinical convictions”.
September 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Australia, Canada, Colombia, Mexico, Panama and USA won’t let me into their country as I’m a threat to their national security given my string of clinical convictions”.
“I’M IN LONDON.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
September 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I’M IN LONDON.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
“I want are cuntry back. I’ll have an onion bhaji and a couple of those delicious looking pakoras while I’m waiting for you to get deported”.
September 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“I want are cuntry back. I’ll have an onion bhaji and a couple of those delicious looking pakoras while I’m waiting for you to get deported”.
“On my way to roundabout painting training, I saw some of my voters hanging flags outside homes and businesses of people who looked a bit foreign. I stopped to help. Unfortunately my trousers fell down and my penis got tangled up in the flag for a while.
It’s not what it seems”.
It’s not what it seems”.
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“On my way to roundabout painting training, I saw some of my voters hanging flags outside homes and businesses of people who looked a bit foreign. I stopped to help. Unfortunately my trousers fell down and my penis got tangled up in the flag for a while.
It’s not what it seems”.
It’s not what it seems”.
“So, what did you do this weekend?”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“So, what did you do this weekend?”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
“It’s Nigel. He’s offered me a job painting roundabouts”.
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“It’s Nigel. He’s offered me a job painting roundabouts”.
“If you don’t work hard at school you’ll end up going to Wetherspoons at 8 in the morning and then going out to paint roundabouts”.
August 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“If you don’t work hard at school you’ll end up going to Wetherspoons at 8 in the morning and then going out to paint roundabouts”.
Whatever patriotism is, it certainly isn’t encouraging hate of a fellow human because of their race, religion or heritage, while waving a flag.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
August 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Whatever patriotism is, it certainly isn’t encouraging hate of a fellow human because of their race, religion or heritage, while waving a flag.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
My heart goes out to Lucy Connolly’s daughter. You can only imagine what she has been through for over a year.
Then when she finally gets her Mum home she sees her trying to monetise hate instead of putting that behind her and rebuilding family life.
Then when she finally gets her Mum home she sees her trying to monetise hate instead of putting that behind her and rebuilding family life.
August 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
My heart goes out to Lucy Connolly’s daughter. You can only imagine what she has been through for over a year.
Then when she finally gets her Mum home she sees her trying to monetise hate instead of putting that behind her and rebuilding family life.
Then when she finally gets her Mum home she sees her trying to monetise hate instead of putting that behind her and rebuilding family life.
No to racism.
Yes to humanity.
Yes to humanity.
August 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
No to racism.
Yes to humanity.
Yes to humanity.