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Mark Heiliger
@markheiliger.bsky.social
Regretting my life choices
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“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’” - Ronald Reagan

But the people who love this quote are extremely gung ho about sending that same government into a foreign country to conduct an illegal coup in order to take their oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Got my first ever "violent threats" removal on a Twitter post showing Trump struggling to keep his eyes open and swaying in place for commenting "Please just let him fall over..."

Boom, violent threat detected right away, 24 hour ban. I guess gravity and sleepiness have no Twitter account.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Now that 85% of the entire Los Angeles population has filled out Netflix's "Expression of Interest - Feature Animation", maybe they should actually start, I dunno, FUCKING HIRING PEOPLE AGAIN.
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Weren't all of those holodeck episodes of TNG not sufficient warning against generative AI?
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don't know if I'm the first one to say this, but... I think the Stranger Things magic is gone, man. Good timing too since it's their last season.
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can anyone tell me if veiled death threats on social media count as "official acts"?
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I feel like I'm living in an indie dev's adventure game and I'm trying to find all the hidden documents to piece together the unspoken backstory that will end up being summarized by some crappy YouTube channel with AI.
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I read Stranger in a Strange Land, and while I didn't love it, at least I finally know what the word "grok" means. I'm not sure I grok it, but I get the gist.
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ain't nobody calling it the fucking Trump Kennedy Center.
December 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When he says 'affordability is a hoax' is he just saying it isn't real?
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm trying this mental focus mushroom powder shit for the first time mixed into my coffee and it tastes about as bad as you'd expect. No fungus in my hazelnut please.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
People with a "No Assholes" rule never consider that they might be an asshole.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Obviously, we need to build data centers in space, have them run off of that unfiltered solar energy/cosmic radiation, and leave our communities with cheap real estate alone. And if a random screw from the ISS should take them out in a Kessler syndrome-type disaster, so be it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Obama's recent statements don't include anything like calling someone a fat, stupid slob with a low IQ and, I dunno man, he doesn't seem very Presidential anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Lawfare" is just a word used by people who would really appreciate it if you'd let them get away with crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Trying to find a way to manufacture Hamburglar Helper but definitely without the involvement of any of those assholes at McDonald's.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sometimes I really think Republicans don't like the EPA because of mean old Walter Peck.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
All I'm saying is I'd like to see Donald Trump draw a picture of a clock from memory on live TV.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am totally prepared for the Epstein Files to contain nothing more inflammatory than shit we already know.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The sad fact is the only prize we get for winning elections is the ability to keep fighting to win future elections. The side that wishes to drag us back to the pre-13th Amendment era will not ever give up. So here we go... Next year's elections are, once again, the most important we've ever had.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wordle 1,600 2/6

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November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
After AI has wiped out every job that uses a computer, are the rest of us supposed to become lumberjacks, plumbers, and hairdressers? That's not enough to sustain a global economy, you AI pricks.
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We're all going to end up grilling opossums over a bonfire to stay alive if this shit keeps up.
October 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I just ran out of Halloween candy. From last year. I was trying to make it last until the clearance shelves were full again, but being depressed and unemployed makes me eat of lot of candy.
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If Trump is a populist, why is he so unpopular?
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM