Mark Heiliger
@markheiliger.bsky.social
Regretting my life choices
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Can anyone tell me if veiled death threats on social media count as "official acts"?
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can anyone tell me if veiled death threats on social media count as "official acts"?
I feel like I'm living in an indie dev's adventure game and I'm trying to find all the hidden documents to piece together the unspoken backstory that will end up being summarized by some crappy YouTube channel with AI.
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I feel like I'm living in an indie dev's adventure game and I'm trying to find all the hidden documents to piece together the unspoken backstory that will end up being summarized by some crappy YouTube channel with AI.
I read Stranger in a Strange Land, and while I didn't love it, at least I finally know what the word "grok" means. I'm not sure I grok it, but I get the gist.
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I read Stranger in a Strange Land, and while I didn't love it, at least I finally know what the word "grok" means. I'm not sure I grok it, but I get the gist.
Ain't nobody calling it the fucking Trump Kennedy Center.
December 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ain't nobody calling it the fucking Trump Kennedy Center.
When he says 'affordability is a hoax' is he just saying it isn't real?
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
When he says 'affordability is a hoax' is he just saying it isn't real?
I'm trying this mental focus mushroom powder shit for the first time mixed into my coffee and it tastes about as bad as you'd expect. No fungus in my hazelnut please.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm trying this mental focus mushroom powder shit for the first time mixed into my coffee and it tastes about as bad as you'd expect. No fungus in my hazelnut please.
People with a "No Assholes" rule never consider that they might be an asshole.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
People with a "No Assholes" rule never consider that they might be an asshole.
Obviously, we need to build data centers in space, have them run off of that unfiltered solar energy/cosmic radiation, and leave our communities with cheap real estate alone. And if a random screw from the ISS should take them out in a Kessler syndrome-type disaster, so be it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Obviously, we need to build data centers in space, have them run off of that unfiltered solar energy/cosmic radiation, and leave our communities with cheap real estate alone. And if a random screw from the ISS should take them out in a Kessler syndrome-type disaster, so be it.
Obama's recent statements don't include anything like calling someone a fat, stupid slob with a low IQ and, I dunno man, he doesn't seem very Presidential anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Obama's recent statements don't include anything like calling someone a fat, stupid slob with a low IQ and, I dunno man, he doesn't seem very Presidential anymore.
"Lawfare" is just a word used by people who would really appreciate it if you'd let them get away with crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Lawfare" is just a word used by people who would really appreciate it if you'd let them get away with crimes.
Trying to find a way to manufacture Hamburglar Helper but definitely without the involvement of any of those assholes at McDonald's.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Trying to find a way to manufacture Hamburglar Helper but definitely without the involvement of any of those assholes at McDonald's.
Sometimes I really think Republicans don't like the EPA because of mean old Walter Peck.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Sometimes I really think Republicans don't like the EPA because of mean old Walter Peck.
All I'm saying is I'd like to see Donald Trump draw a picture of a clock from memory on live TV.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All I'm saying is I'd like to see Donald Trump draw a picture of a clock from memory on live TV.
I am totally prepared for the Epstein Files to contain nothing more inflammatory than shit we already know.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am totally prepared for the Epstein Files to contain nothing more inflammatory than shit we already know.
The sad fact is the only prize we get for winning elections is the ability to keep fighting to win future elections. The side that wishes to drag us back to the pre-13th Amendment era will not ever give up. So here we go... Next year's elections are, once again, the most important we've ever had.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The sad fact is the only prize we get for winning elections is the ability to keep fighting to win future elections. The side that wishes to drag us back to the pre-13th Amendment era will not ever give up. So here we go... Next year's elections are, once again, the most important we've ever had.
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After AI has wiped out every job that uses a computer, are the rest of us supposed to become lumberjacks, plumbers, and hairdressers? That's not enough to sustain a global economy, you AI pricks.
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
After AI has wiped out every job that uses a computer, are the rest of us supposed to become lumberjacks, plumbers, and hairdressers? That's not enough to sustain a global economy, you AI pricks.
We're all going to end up grilling opossums over a bonfire to stay alive if this shit keeps up.
October 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We're all going to end up grilling opossums over a bonfire to stay alive if this shit keeps up.
I just ran out of Halloween candy. From last year. I was trying to make it last until the clearance shelves were full again, but being depressed and unemployed makes me eat of lot of candy.
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I just ran out of Halloween candy. From last year. I was trying to make it last until the clearance shelves were full again, but being depressed and unemployed makes me eat of lot of candy.
If Trump is a populist, why is he so unpopular?
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If Trump is a populist, why is he so unpopular?
*big inhale*
*holding for 12 days*
*holding for 12 days*
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
*big inhale*
*holding for 12 days*
*holding for 12 days*
Git yer dam gubmint outta my congress
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Git yer dam gubmint outta my congress
I'm afraid there will be little legal recourse for Kimmel since he was fired by ABC and not directly punished by the FCC/gov't. I think it would be a case of ABC v. Nexstar and we already know ABC stands for A Bunch of Cowards. Hope I'm wrong.
September 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm afraid there will be little legal recourse for Kimmel since he was fired by ABC and not directly punished by the FCC/gov't. I think it would be a case of ABC v. Nexstar and we already know ABC stands for A Bunch of Cowards. Hope I'm wrong.
Reposted by Mark Heiliger
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
