Mark Kubert
@markkubert.bsky.social
Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada 🇨🇦
Think about this…
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Think about this…
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
As long as there are still people in this world who believe that a selection of after dinner cheeses are an acceptable substitute for an actual dessert our work will never be done.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As long as there are still people in this world who believe that a selection of after dinner cheeses are an acceptable substitute for an actual dessert our work will never be done.
Not making this up… I’m watching a movie.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Not making this up… I’m watching a movie.
The chilled monkey brains market never fully recovered after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The chilled monkey brains market never fully recovered after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
#Dodgers fans, please be ready for Canadians to lash out with congratulatory remarks on a well played series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#Dodgers fans, please be ready for Canadians to lash out with congratulatory remarks on a well played series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Winning a #WorldSeries? In this economy?
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Winning a #WorldSeries? In this economy?
Also, to those Jays fans who didn’t do the thing - watch the game/wear the jersey/put your left sock on first etc - because you didn’t want to jinx it…
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Also, to those Jays fans who didn’t do the thing - watch the game/wear the jersey/put your left sock on first etc - because you didn’t want to jinx it…
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Parents and educators:
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Parents and educators:
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
The 2025 World Series will always be remembered for the Blue Jays who played against some other team.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The 2025 World Series will always be remembered for the Blue Jays who played against some other team.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
David Suzuki and Neil deGrasse Tyson walk into a bar to watch Game Seven of the World Series.
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What’s considered appropriate to throw off a high rise balcony at a time like this? For stress relief of course.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What’s considered appropriate to throw off a high rise balcony at a time like this? For stress relief of course.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Confirmed: Canadian mortgage owners on edge of seats as Bank of Canada places bet to drop interest rates a full point if Blue Jays win game seven.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Confirmed: Canadian mortgage owners on edge of seats as Bank of Canada places bet to drop interest rates a full point if Blue Jays win game seven.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
David Suzuki and Neil deGrasse Tyson walk into a bar to watch Game Seven of the World Series.
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
David Suzuki and Neil deGrasse Tyson walk into a bar to watch Game Seven of the World Series.
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dear #BlueJays,
The winner of the 2025 #WorldSeries will have a place in the record books.
But win or lose, you’re the team that will have a place in everyone’s hearts.
The winner of the 2025 #WorldSeries will have a place in the record books.
But win or lose, you’re the team that will have a place in everyone’s hearts.
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Dear #BlueJays,
The winner of the 2025 #WorldSeries will have a place in the record books.
But win or lose, you’re the team that will have a place in everyone’s hearts.
The winner of the 2025 #WorldSeries will have a place in the record books.
But win or lose, you’re the team that will have a place in everyone’s hearts.
What’s neat is that regardless of the outcome the 2025 #WorldSeries will be remembered as the #BlueJays and some American team.
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What’s neat is that regardless of the outcome the 2025 #WorldSeries will be remembered as the #BlueJays and some American team.
I keep hearing the #BlueJays 18th inning loss referred to as tragic.
Hard disagree.
For a series that many considered a sweep for the Dodgers I would call the Jay’s loss in that game triumphant, and a testament to a team that is anything but tragic.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Hard disagree.
For a series that many considered a sweep for the Dodgers I would call the Jay’s loss in that game triumphant, and a testament to a team that is anything but tragic.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I keep hearing the #BlueJays 18th inning loss referred to as tragic.
Hard disagree.
For a series that many considered a sweep for the Dodgers I would call the Jay’s loss in that game triumphant, and a testament to a team that is anything but tragic.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Hard disagree.
For a series that many considered a sweep for the Dodgers I would call the Jay’s loss in that game triumphant, and a testament to a team that is anything but tragic.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
If you’re not rooting for the #BlueJays then you’re rooting for the other team.
And I’m rooting for the #BlueJays.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
And I’m rooting for the #BlueJays.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you’re not rooting for the #BlueJays then you’re rooting for the other team.
And I’m rooting for the #BlueJays.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
And I’m rooting for the #BlueJays.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you’re not rooting for the #BlueJays then you’re rooting for the other team.
And I’m rooting for the #BlueJays.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
And I’m rooting for the #BlueJays.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Reposted by Mark Kubert
Prediction:
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Prediction:
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Read that again.
Prediction:
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Read that again.
Prediction:
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Prediction:
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
If the Blue Jays win tonight’s game they’ll be one step closer to winning the World Series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Regardless of the outcome I heard that the #Dodgers were promised they could watch Halloween Town 2 after the game.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Regardless of the outcome I heard that the #Dodgers were promised they could watch Halloween Town 2 after the game.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Regardless of the outcome I heard that the #Dodgers were promised they could watch Halloween Town 2 after the game.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries