Mark Kubert π¨π¦
@markkubert.bsky.social
Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada π¨π¦
Two per leg? I thought only one shin bone per leg.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Two per leg? I thought only one shin bone per leg.
Art is important. Especially in times of distress.
It helps us to see, feel, and think about things from different or new perspectives.
Humour is a kind of art, bonding us together, and cutting through rhetoric. But it has little pigment. And no clay.
Clay is very serious.
It helps us to see, feel, and think about things from different or new perspectives.
Humour is a kind of art, bonding us together, and cutting through rhetoric. But it has little pigment. And no clay.
Clay is very serious.
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Art is important. Especially in times of distress.
It helps us to see, feel, and think about things from different or new perspectives.
Humour is a kind of art, bonding us together, and cutting through rhetoric. But it has little pigment. And no clay.
Clay is very serious.
It helps us to see, feel, and think about things from different or new perspectives.
Humour is a kind of art, bonding us together, and cutting through rhetoric. But it has little pigment. And no clay.
Clay is very serious.
Itβs in proportion to how patronizing they are.
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Itβs in proportion to how patronizing they are.
THIS JUST IN:
With the spice trade being a multibillion dollar industry, the US government this week has set its sites on controlling Indonesian cinnamon mine production. This is concerning on a number of levels.
With the spice trade being a multibillion dollar industry, the US government this week has set its sites on controlling Indonesian cinnamon mine production. This is concerning on a number of levels.
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
THIS JUST IN:
With the spice trade being a multibillion dollar industry, the US government this week has set its sites on controlling Indonesian cinnamon mine production. This is concerning on a number of levels.
With the spice trade being a multibillion dollar industry, the US government this week has set its sites on controlling Indonesian cinnamon mine production. This is concerning on a number of levels.
New rule:
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with βWell if you have to explain it, itβs not funnyβ youβre allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because thatβs funny.
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with βWell if you have to explain it, itβs not funnyβ youβre allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because thatβs funny.
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
New rule:
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with βWell if you have to explain it, itβs not funnyβ youβre allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because thatβs funny.
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with βWell if you have to explain it, itβs not funnyβ youβre allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because thatβs funny.
Asked my dog βWhere is my husband?β And he looked at me like he had no idea what I was talking about.
I said βYou know, like in the song by Raye?β
And he says βMy interests are food, squirrels, and my tail.
And I was like fair enough.
I said βYou know, like in the song by Raye?β
And he says βMy interests are food, squirrels, and my tail.
And I was like fair enough.
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Asked my dog βWhere is my husband?β And he looked at me like he had no idea what I was talking about.
I said βYou know, like in the song by Raye?β
And he says βMy interests are food, squirrels, and my tail.
And I was like fair enough.
I said βYou know, like in the song by Raye?β
And he says βMy interests are food, squirrels, and my tail.
And I was like fair enough.
Reposted by Mark Kubert π¨π¦
Improve back pain, decrease risk of catching something else.
Virtual care can help.
Virtual care can help.
Why offer virtual care for back pain?
Because sitting in a busy waiting room can be much riskier for people with health and autoimmune conditions.
inlineonline.ca
#Ontario #healthcare
Because sitting in a busy waiting room can be much riskier for people with health and autoimmune conditions.
inlineonline.ca
#Ontario #healthcare
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Improve back pain, decrease risk of catching something else.
Virtual care can help.
Virtual care can help.
Thank you, Carla. It feels good to be a hero.
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Thank you, Carla. It feels good to be a hero.
Who are you calling a young people? Iβm *very* young.
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Who are you calling a young people? Iβm *very* young.
Well actually it was Nancy Cartwright who read the words so there.
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Well actually it was Nancy Cartwright who read the words so there.
Trust me, I was on the YouTube looking for guidance.
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Trust me, I was on the YouTube looking for guidance.
Hey Mark, did you take two and a half hours to fix a sink plumbing issue today that would take a normal person fifteen minutes?
Yes.
Are you feeling proud, even though it took that long?
Yes.
Are you mostly just looking for kudos?
Yes.
Yes.
Are you feeling proud, even though it took that long?
Yes.
Are you mostly just looking for kudos?
Yes.
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Hey Mark, did you take two and a half hours to fix a sink plumbing issue today that would take a normal person fifteen minutes?
Yes.
Are you feeling proud, even though it took that long?
Yes.
Are you mostly just looking for kudos?
Yes.
Yes.
Are you feeling proud, even though it took that long?
Yes.
Are you mostly just looking for kudos?
Yes.
βI choo-choo-choose you.β
- R Wiggum
- R Wiggum
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
βI choo-choo-choose you.β
- R Wiggum
- R Wiggum
No, that one has an -OH attached.
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
No, that one has an -OH attached.
You see, whatβs funny is that I always think Mead should be spelled with an e on the end.
βNever doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the- you know whatβ¦ weβre screwed.β
- Margaret Mead
- Margaret Mead
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
You see, whatβs funny is that I always think Mead should be spelled with an e on the end.
John Travolta as Louis de Pointe du Lac in the 1994 movie Interview With The Vampire:
βGee, I havenβt been human in, like, two hundred years. Whoa!β
βGee, I havenβt been human in, like, two hundred years. Whoa!β
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
John Travolta as Louis de Pointe du Lac in the 1994 movie Interview With The Vampire:
βGee, I havenβt been human in, like, two hundred years. Whoa!β
βGee, I havenβt been human in, like, two hundred years. Whoa!β
If youβre bored with my content here please feel free to follow my other account - @inlineonline.bsky.social - and be similarly bored with my back pain focused content.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
If youβre bored with my content here please feel free to follow my other account - @inlineonline.bsky.social - and be similarly bored with my back pain focused content.
Loved that book. And the series.
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Loved that book. And the series.
Reposted by Mark Kubert π¨π¦
My painting NORTHERN LAKE
January 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My painting NORTHERN LAKE
A Story is a Deal, by Will Storr.
A discussion about how stories are incorporated into our being, and how they guide and build our identity and the choices we make.
Iβm always interested in stuff like this from a personal/public health perspective. But itβs broader than that.
A discussion about how stories are incorporated into our being, and how they guide and build our identity and the choices we make.
Iβm always interested in stuff like this from a personal/public health perspective. But itβs broader than that.
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
A Story is a Deal, by Will Storr.
A discussion about how stories are incorporated into our being, and how they guide and build our identity and the choices we make.
Iβm always interested in stuff like this from a personal/public health perspective. But itβs broader than that.
A discussion about how stories are incorporated into our being, and how they guide and build our identity and the choices we make.
Iβm always interested in stuff like this from a personal/public health perspective. But itβs broader than that.
Not raining here, but I have been reading. A book.
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Not raining here, but I have been reading. A book.
Are you at home doomscrolling right now?
I highly recommend you get a fireplace channel from YouTube up on the tv.
It takes the edge off.
I highly recommend you get a fireplace channel from YouTube up on the tv.
It takes the edge off.
January 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Are you at home doomscrolling right now?
I highly recommend you get a fireplace channel from YouTube up on the tv.
It takes the edge off.
I highly recommend you get a fireplace channel from YouTube up on the tv.
It takes the edge off.
βNever doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the- you know whatβ¦ weβre screwed.β
- Margaret Mead
- Margaret Mead
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
βNever doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the- you know whatβ¦ weβre screwed.β
- Margaret Mead
- Margaret Mead
Reposted by Mark Kubert π¨π¦
Regular physical activity
Whole foods
Managed stress
Regular restful sleep
Friendships
Avoid excess smoking/OH
Support programs, systems, and societies that prioritize these things FOR EVERYONE, and you prioritize good health.
Whole foods
Managed stress
Regular restful sleep
Friendships
Avoid excess smoking/OH
Support programs, systems, and societies that prioritize these things FOR EVERYONE, and you prioritize good health.
Regular physical activity
Whole foods
Managed stress
Regular restful sleep
Friendships
Avoid excess smoking/OH
Prioritize these things, and you prioritize good health.
Whole foods
Managed stress
Regular restful sleep
Friendships
Avoid excess smoking/OH
Prioritize these things, and you prioritize good health.
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Regular physical activity
Whole foods
Managed stress
Regular restful sleep
Friendships
Avoid excess smoking/OH
Support programs, systems, and societies that prioritize these things FOR EVERYONE, and you prioritize good health.
Whole foods
Managed stress
Regular restful sleep
Friendships
Avoid excess smoking/OH
Support programs, systems, and societies that prioritize these things FOR EVERYONE, and you prioritize good health.