Mark Shyzer
markshyzer.bsky.social
Mark Shyzer
@markshyzer.bsky.social
Does what it says on the tin
Airbnb with this good and safe feature auto suggesting hosts use guest’s phone numbers as door codes. Like the bank suggesting you use your birthday as your PIN so you remember it. And hey if you meet someone on vacation and get their phone number you may already have access to their accommodations!
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 AM
At least now I don’t have to worry about dropping my shark on my face when I’m using it in bed
The prehistoric shark found in a suburban town in Scotland
The fossil was so complete experts could see remains of the last meal it ate, 330 million years after it died.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What a dumb sport
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
August 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When you're just trying to leave the bathhouse
From Ole Miss Football

Locked in 🔒
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
July 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is the liquor cabinet equivalent of double spacing your essay and setting the font size to 16
Drake in new selfie.
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me when I say I'm going to bed early
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Is anyone even named Corky anymore
June 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just learned that lol stands for 'laugh out loud' and not 'the face from Home Alone'
June 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Squirrel ate the three year old pomegranate bush I grew from seed
April 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He also just looks that way
March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hell is other people singing karaoke
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Why would Doug Ford ghost me like that
#ontario
February 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Today I had to buy flip flops and an ice scraper and it’s really got me missing Honest Ed’s
February 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you work for a federal agency and have information about what’s happening contact me via Signal. I’m not a journalist I just love office gossip
February 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Next vehicle notification signs will say anything. “511 Bathurst 2 mins”. No it’s not. That isn’t true.
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What are we using for TTC info these days? All I want is to see when the next streetcar is coming. But like actually
January 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Started a new NYE tradition where I turn all the bananas in my freezer into banana bread before the end of the year (this was 15 bananas). Now I feel my slate is truly clean
January 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Gotta hand it to Johnny Cash for doing The Little Drummer Boy but opting out of that parum pum pum pum bullshit
December 24, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Ohh they’re like *scared* scared
seems a bit dramatic
December 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I love you
You love me
Oh the hu-u-manity
November 29, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I hate this so much. I was born and raised in this city and I still have to stop and think about which way the train is going every damn time
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Why is he in the Bert taxi though
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I don't want to alarm anyone but we're overdue for another swing revival
June 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM