Mark Shyzer
markshyzer.bsky.social
Mark Shyzer
@markshyzer.bsky.social
Does what it says on the tin
Airbnb with this good and safe feature auto suggesting hosts use guest’s phone numbers as door codes. Like the bank suggesting you use your birthday as your PIN so you remember it. And hey if you meet someone on vacation and get their phone number you may already have access to their accommodations!
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 AM
August 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
July 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me when I say I'm going to bed early
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Squirrel ate the three year old pomegranate bush I grew from seed
April 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He also just looks that way
March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Why would Doug Ford ghost me like that
#ontario
February 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Started a new NYE tradition where I turn all the bananas in my freezer into banana bread before the end of the year (this was 15 bananas). Now I feel my slate is truly clean
January 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I hate this so much. I was born and raised in this city and I still have to stop and think about which way the train is going every damn time
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Why is he in the Bert taxi though
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
A while ago I made a 3D model of my apartment so I could fiddle with some furniture placement and I just realized they have people and animals too, so I can see what it would look like if a T Rex ate a llama in a reasonable facsimile of my living room
November 24, 2023 at 12:16 AM