MarkThePage
@markthepage.bsky.social
Small YouTuber who vlogs about Nintendo and obnoxiously long Yu-Gi-Oh combos.
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I'm off to represent Crystal Beasts at YCS Richmond! If you see Jesse Anderson, say hi! (I am very tired.)
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I'm off to represent Crystal Beasts at YCS Richmond! If you see Jesse Anderson, say hi! (I am very tired.)
Eat your last pathetic card so I can end this, Yugi.
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Eat your last pathetic card so I can end this, Yugi.
Squeezing the whales. Betty Crocker EOS imminent
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Squeezing the whales. Betty Crocker EOS imminent
Getting my food coloring PSA graded, sorry
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Getting my food coloring PSA graded, sorry
I BRICKED on a full hand of betties
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I BRICKED on a full hand of betties
"Get a box of BPRO," they said. "You'll pull Albaz!"
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"Get a box of BPRO," they said. "You'll pull Albaz!"
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
BECAUSE THEY ARE. Every few sets they continue giving CB off-brand support that'd be trash even in 2008. They know what they're doing to me.
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
BECAUSE THEY ARE. Every few sets they continue giving CB off-brand support that'd be trash even in 2008. They know what they're doing to me.
It's called Rainbow Bridge... it has a rainbow... it involves lv10 and field spells... It's not a Crystal Beast card.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
It's called Rainbow Bridge... it has a rainbow... it involves lv10 and field spells... It's not a Crystal Beast card.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
Something has awakened in my brain and suddenly I can play piano and it's all I can think about. I'm sure it has nothing to do with procrastinating videos and prep for YCS Richmond.
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Something has awakened in my brain and suddenly I can play piano and it's all I can think about. I'm sure it has nothing to do with procrastinating videos and prep for YCS Richmond.
Heaven forbid any bodily harm come to your copy of Cupsy☆Yummy.
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Heaven forbid any bodily harm come to your copy of Cupsy☆Yummy.
Missed opportunity to use a thumbtack.
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Missed opportunity to use a thumbtack.
I bought Retaliating C in starlight rare thinking the overdone foil would obscure the picture. Nope, it foils everything BUT the foot and now I'm gonna get distracted during matches when I'm supposed to be focusing on card games.
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I bought Retaliating C in starlight rare thinking the overdone foil would obscure the picture. Nope, it foils everything BUT the foot and now I'm gonna get distracted during matches when I'm supposed to be focusing on card games.
🥺 P-pwease don't use that Bubblebeam on my hot wittle tail! UwU 👉👈
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
🥺 P-pwease don't use that Bubblebeam on my hot wittle tail! UwU 👉👈
We can make straight Miis!!! Huge news for all the heterosexual gamers who will finally be able to see people like them depicted in media. (I still don't want any heteros on my island, personally, but I support y'all doing your own thing.)
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Will Allow Same-Sex Relationships & Non-Binary Miis
Finally fulfilling the "more inclusive" promise
www.nintendolife.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We can make straight Miis!!! Huge news for all the heterosexual gamers who will finally be able to see people like them depicted in media. (I still don't want any heteros on my island, personally, but I support y'all doing your own thing.)
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
I pray to you o lord almighty god that this is just satire and not the real end-stage enshittification of a product that had a monopoly for 30 years
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I pray to you o lord almighty god that this is just satire and not the real end-stage enshittification of a product that had a monopoly for 30 years
"As the layers of sediment build up on top of one another, they create a physical timeline. ... Reading the layers is complicated by the fact that as continents move and mountains rise, the layers are often tipped sideways and altered in other ways." (From the CU Museum of Natural History)
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
"As the layers of sediment build up on top of one another, they create a physical timeline. ... Reading the layers is complicated by the fact that as continents move and mountains rise, the layers are often tipped sideways and altered in other ways." (From the CU Museum of Natural History)
Oh, that's different. Far from the worst snowstorm New England's seen in my lifetime, but strong wind! (I am SO tempted to open this window.)
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Oh, that's different. Far from the worst snowstorm New England's seen in my lifetime, but strong wind! (I am SO tempted to open this window.)
Depends on whose side of the plate I'm putting it on
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Depends on whose side of the plate I'm putting it on
Exclusive preview of what I'm cooking for tomorrow's yugioh video
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Exclusive preview of what I'm cooking for tomorrow's yugioh video
Fleur takes up almost the entire picture and my boys are shoved in the corners--OPPOSITE corners. Fleur is like if Dolores Umbridge learned that gay people exist and summon from the Extra Deck.
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Fleur takes up almost the entire picture and my boys are shoved in the corners--OPPOSITE corners. Fleur is like if Dolores Umbridge learned that gay people exist and summon from the Extra Deck.
Konami doesn't allow former Dogmatikas Adin and Theo to have a bunch of upgraded forms like Kitt because they're gay and Konami only likes underage cat girls.
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Konami doesn't allow former Dogmatikas Adin and Theo to have a bunch of upgraded forms like Kitt because they're gay and Konami only likes underage cat girls.
I am dead inside, and scripting a Yummy Mimighoul guide.
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I am dead inside, and scripting a Yummy Mimighoul guide.
Where did you get this screenshot of me trying to build Genesys Yummy?
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Where did you get this screenshot of me trying to build Genesys Yummy?
I don't know what you've been doing, but for me every matchup has been the most life-draining slog. The absolute lowest-quality Yugioh gameplay I ever see. Infinite stall and few decks have any way to have any chance to maybe interact with it.
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I don't know what you've been doing, but for me every matchup has been the most life-draining slog. The absolute lowest-quality Yugioh gameplay I ever see. Infinite stall and few decks have any way to have any chance to maybe interact with it.
I have an extremely strong opinion about people who play Paleo decks. I cannot fathom how the most grating and miserable deck in Yugioh's history is also, in my unfortunate Genesys experience, one of the most popular.
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I have an extremely strong opinion about people who play Paleo decks. I cannot fathom how the most grating and miserable deck in Yugioh's history is also, in my unfortunate Genesys experience, one of the most popular.