MarkThePage
@markthepage.bsky.social
Small YouTuber who vlogs about Nintendo and obnoxiously long Yu-Gi-Oh combos.
youtube.com/markthepage
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On Switch 2 I have finally experienced the legendary, magical world of Final Fantasy 7. Uh... I did not know Midgar would be so hilariously pedestrian!
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
On Switch 2 I have finally experienced the legendary, magical world of Final Fantasy 7. Uh... I did not know Midgar would be so hilariously pedestrian!
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
Expectation: follow Mark to get updates on his YouTube videos
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Expectation: follow Mark to get updates on his YouTube videos
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
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As someone aptly pointed-out on another platform: the Epstein files aren't filled with trans people. They're filled with wealthy, straight, white, cisgender men.
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
As someone aptly pointed-out on another platform: the Epstein files aren't filled with trans people. They're filled with wealthy, straight, white, cisgender men.
I did not fail to make a good batch of pumpkin bread. I succeeded in learning what happens if one increases the spices after cutting most of the sugar.
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I did not fail to make a good batch of pumpkin bread. I succeeded in learning what happens if one increases the spices after cutting most of the sugar.
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
This Republican just said something so horrible! Here, let me repost their hateful message in its entirety to ensure that it reaches as many people as possible. That'll teach them!
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This Republican just said something so horrible! Here, let me repost their hateful message in its entirety to ensure that it reaches as many people as possible. That'll teach them!
Just received the tragic news that She-Ra & the Princesses of Power is getting booted from Netflix 2/21/26, before I could hold down a boyfriend long enough to finish it.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just received the tragic news that She-Ra & the Princesses of Power is getting booted from Netflix 2/21/26, before I could hold down a boyfriend long enough to finish it.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
I learned about Fidough today. For the first time in a long time, I feel like maybe I will be okay.
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I learned about Fidough today. For the first time in a long time, I feel like maybe I will be okay.
I just played the climax of Super Mario Odyssey. After years of growing away from video games, Odyssey has shown me how wonderful and exciting they can be. What a masterpiece.
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just played the climax of Super Mario Odyssey. After years of growing away from video games, Odyssey has shown me how wonderful and exciting they can be. What a masterpiece.
Dreamed that I heard of a new electric-type Pokemon called Pssmoist. I'm still very excited to meet it.
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dreamed that I heard of a new electric-type Pokemon called Pssmoist. I'm still very excited to meet it.
I appreciate the friends who have been trying to teach me to relax, indulge, and enjoy life like a normal person. Thanks to them, I have finally realized that actually I should work harder and be even more uptight.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I appreciate the friends who have been trying to teach me to relax, indulge, and enjoy life like a normal person. Thanks to them, I have finally realized that actually I should work harder and be even more uptight.
Konami's official tournament policy was updated today. Any player who shuffles their opening hand on Duelingbook will now be launched into the sun. Competitive Yu-Gi-Oh is now saved.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Konami's official tournament policy was updated today. Any player who shuffles their opening hand on Duelingbook will now be launched into the sun. Competitive Yu-Gi-Oh is now saved.
Shoutout to all the furries out there! Y'all are eating good.
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Shoutout to all the furries out there! Y'all are eating good.
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
Who's up for some 4-player Yu-Gi-Oh? Join us on GoldenNova's Twitch channel RIGHT NOW (and tomorrow!) for the Domain for a Difference stream to support Trans Action for Global Equality. I'll be playing Domain Format with some other YugiTubers at 5pm EST!
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Who's up for some 4-player Yu-Gi-Oh? Join us on GoldenNova's Twitch channel RIGHT NOW (and tomorrow!) for the Domain for a Difference stream to support Trans Action for Global Equality. I'll be playing Domain Format with some other YugiTubers at 5pm EST!
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
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in three hours, you can catch me playing a game of Domain YuGiOh for charity! GoldenNova is hosting Domain for a Difference today and tomorrow, supporting Global Action for Trans Equality. come by and support a good cause.
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in three hours, you can catch me playing a game of Domain YuGiOh for charity! GoldenNova is hosting Domain for a Difference today and tomorrow, supporting Global Action for Trans Equality. come by and support a good cause.
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
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STREAM IS GOING LIVE NOW OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAA
Reminder that the Domain For A Difference Charity Stream goes live tomorrow, and out lineup is out of this world! Can't wait to see ya there!
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
STREAM IS GOING LIVE NOW OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAA
Pokemon TCG Pocket: A drama in 3 acts
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pokemon TCG Pocket: A drama in 3 acts
I need to be cooking up new Yugioh decks, but my brain only wants to cook actual food. (More potato & cheese burekas, cookie brownies, and enchiladas with bell peppers and black beans)
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I need to be cooking up new Yugioh decks, but my brain only wants to cook actual food. (More potato & cheese burekas, cookie brownies, and enchiladas with bell peppers and black beans)
Just had a dream that Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth was forbidden and I wasn't even surprised because, honestly, yeah, that card was a menace and needed to go.
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Just had a dream that Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth was forbidden and I wasn't even surprised because, honestly, yeah, that card was a menace and needed to go.
After living under a rock unspoiled for years, I've finally begun Pokemon Scarlet! 3 hours of gameplay and all I've done is take pictures in front of my house. CHECK OUT THAT TRAINER ID. 😎
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After living under a rock unspoiled for years, I've finally begun Pokemon Scarlet! 3 hours of gameplay and all I've done is take pictures in front of my house. CHECK OUT THAT TRAINER ID. 😎
Every time I try DaVinci Resolve, I am freshly appalled at how convoluted and impractical it is compared to every other video editor.
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every time I try DaVinci Resolve, I am freshly appalled at how convoluted and impractical it is compared to every other video editor.
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
Have you ever seen how the light leaves a man's eyes three duels deep into a Fire King mirror match, when both player's fields are continually blowing each other up and reviving intact?
October 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Have you ever seen how the light leaves a man's eyes three duels deep into a Fire King mirror match, when both player's fields are continually blowing each other up and reviving intact?
I think a lot about how many Yu-Gi-Oh players say you can't win going second unless you run 20 hand traps... whose win rates going second are 30% or less.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think a lot about how many Yu-Gi-Oh players say you can't win going second unless you run 20 hand traps... whose win rates going second are 30% or less.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
The upside of late-stage gachas is that eventually they run low on waifus to sell and have to start acknowledging the starving gays.
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
October 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The upside of late-stage gachas is that eventually they run low on waifus to sell and have to start acknowledging the starving gays.
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
What deck am I cooking today?
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What deck am I cooking today?
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
Man, I can't be leading humanity from the icy abyss and reestablishing civilization. I'm tired. I just wanted to get groceries.
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Man, I can't be leading humanity from the icy abyss and reestablishing civilization. I'm tired. I just wanted to get groceries.