Mark Trail
@marktrail.bsky.social
Jack-of-All Ceremonies, Cheaplance Writer, Nature Boy, Record Collector and Reasonable Person.
People are starting to ask me what I want for Christmas but it seems so immodest to suggest products by name.
Hugh Decide
Hugh Decide
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
People are starting to ask me what I want for Christmas but it seems so immodest to suggest products by name.
Hugh Decide
Hugh Decide
Have any weird guys managed to get themselves invited to your house for Thanksgiving dinner?
O.I. Guess
O.I. Guess
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Have any weird guys managed to get themselves invited to your house for Thanksgiving dinner?
O.I. Guess
O.I. Guess
When I'm with you I forget all about that thing about myself that I have a hard time forgetting about.
Huey Completeme
Huey Completeme
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
When I'm with you I forget all about that thing about myself that I have a hard time forgetting about.
Huey Completeme
Huey Completeme
I slept last night in a bad hotel
I went shopping today for poodles
The wind rushed around the shoes of a clown
And the children were held back in the schools
I was standing on a nosy coroner
Waiting for the soylent green
Across the street he stood
And he played real good
On his didgeridoo for free.
I went shopping today for poodles
The wind rushed around the shoes of a clown
And the children were held back in the schools
I was standing on a nosy coroner
Waiting for the soylent green
Across the street he stood
And he played real good
On his didgeridoo for free.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I slept last night in a bad hotel
I went shopping today for poodles
The wind rushed around the shoes of a clown
And the children were held back in the schools
I was standing on a nosy coroner
Waiting for the soylent green
Across the street he stood
And he played real good
On his didgeridoo for free.
I went shopping today for poodles
The wind rushed around the shoes of a clown
And the children were held back in the schools
I was standing on a nosy coroner
Waiting for the soylent green
Across the street he stood
And he played real good
On his didgeridoo for free.
"God, you feel so good- I just wish I could stop thinking about erosion."
Cliff Dweller
Cliff Dweller
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"God, you feel so good- I just wish I could stop thinking about erosion."
Cliff Dweller
Cliff Dweller
There used to be tons of fish and they were fuckin' easy to catch. Now it's all a bunch of bullshit. Mrs. Paul can kiss my ass - I'm going back to school to study computer programming.
Zero Zanwons
Zero Zanwons
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
There used to be tons of fish and they were fuckin' easy to catch. Now it's all a bunch of bullshit. Mrs. Paul can kiss my ass - I'm going back to school to study computer programming.
Zero Zanwons
Zero Zanwons
Immigrants from Poleland helped make America strong. They had ambition and sticktoitiveness!
Rodina Staffowicz
Rodina Staffowicz
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Immigrants from Poleland helped make America strong. They had ambition and sticktoitiveness!
Rodina Staffowicz
Rodina Staffowicz
It's fun to go to the beach in San Francisco but sometimes it can be a little chilly. Wait a minute - did somebody just paste her in there? I'll bet that's actually a picture of some lady hanging out at James Garfield's funeral.
Chuck Guiteau
Chuck Guiteau
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's fun to go to the beach in San Francisco but sometimes it can be a little chilly. Wait a minute - did somebody just paste her in there? I'll bet that's actually a picture of some lady hanging out at James Garfield's funeral.
Chuck Guiteau
Chuck Guiteau
Where do you stand on big puffy shoulder sleeves?
Connie Orpro
Connie Orpro
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Where do you stand on big puffy shoulder sleeves?
Connie Orpro
Connie Orpro
This is a fantastic movie, now streaming on Netflux. I particularly enjoyed Barbara Rush's performance as Ellen Fields.
Ellen Backagain
Ellen Backagain
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is a fantastic movie, now streaming on Netflux. I particularly enjoyed Barbara Rush's performance as Ellen Fields.
Ellen Backagain
Ellen Backagain
If you "poke" me on one of those social media deals you can bet your ass I'm going to poke you back. Or I might just ignore it - I can be mercurial.
Fred E. Mercury
Fred E. Mercury
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you "poke" me on one of those social media deals you can bet your ass I'm going to poke you back. Or I might just ignore it - I can be mercurial.
Fred E. Mercury
Fred E. Mercury
I finally understand what the young people are talking about when they say, "I met my baby at the Smoot."
Andy Lobby
Andy Lobby
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I finally understand what the young people are talking about when they say, "I met my baby at the Smoot."
Andy Lobby
Andy Lobby
You can reach out and do good from beyond the grave. Time doesn't matter anymore.
A. Laston Presence
A. Laston Presence
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You can reach out and do good from beyond the grave. Time doesn't matter anymore.
A. Laston Presence
A. Laston Presence
I've decided I should stop reading about polls and surveys.
Hank Loose
Hank Loose
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I've decided I should stop reading about polls and surveys.
Hank Loose
Hank Loose
I just read that there are some women who say they would vote for Donald Trump again.
Brenda Minding
Brenda Minding
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I just read that there are some women who say they would vote for Donald Trump again.
Brenda Minding
Brenda Minding
I just read that some people still like Donald Trump.
Brian Boggling
Brian Boggling
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I just read that some people still like Donald Trump.
Brian Boggling
Brian Boggling
What a beautiful thing, that the whole world would set aside a few moments to read poetry! With his brief and powerful "Crack That Canyon Open," RFK Jr. has made the urpy and unimaginable something that we will have to live with for the rest of our lives.
King Harvest
King Harvest
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What a beautiful thing, that the whole world would set aside a few moments to read poetry! With his brief and powerful "Crack That Canyon Open," RFK Jr. has made the urpy and unimaginable something that we will have to live with for the rest of our lives.
King Harvest
King Harvest
KUDOS TO PIE
Kudos to pie
I'm a pie kind of guy
make no mistake
it's little like cake
so if you're serving me
just set a plate on my knee
and make sure it's pie
I'm a pie kind of guy.
Phil Lingencrust
Kudos to pie
I'm a pie kind of guy
make no mistake
it's little like cake
so if you're serving me
just set a plate on my knee
and make sure it's pie
I'm a pie kind of guy.
Phil Lingencrust
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
KUDOS TO PIE
Kudos to pie
I'm a pie kind of guy
make no mistake
it's little like cake
so if you're serving me
just set a plate on my knee
and make sure it's pie
I'm a pie kind of guy.
Phil Lingencrust
Kudos to pie
I'm a pie kind of guy
make no mistake
it's little like cake
so if you're serving me
just set a plate on my knee
and make sure it's pie
I'm a pie kind of guy.
Phil Lingencrust
Have you had any experience working the land, utilizing draft horses? Yeah, me either. But it looks pretty great.
Clyde S. Daily
Clyde S. Daily
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Have you had any experience working the land, utilizing draft horses? Yeah, me either. But it looks pretty great.
Clyde S. Daily
Clyde S. Daily
If you have poultry, M.M. and a Silvertone, I'm going to say you have a major holiday on your hands.
M. Puritan
M. Puritan
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you have poultry, M.M. and a Silvertone, I'm going to say you have a major holiday on your hands.
M. Puritan
M. Puritan
Neil's great-grandfather, Micah "Powderfinger" Young was known far and wide for being the guy you don't take your rifle to when it needs repair.
Micah Work
Micah Work
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Neil's great-grandfather, Micah "Powderfinger" Young was known far and wide for being the guy you don't take your rifle to when it needs repair.
Micah Work
Micah Work
There's a lot to juggle right now but don't forget to remember what Black Friday Eve is really all about.
C. Zunnalthang
C. Zunnalthang
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There's a lot to juggle right now but don't forget to remember what Black Friday Eve is really all about.
C. Zunnalthang
C. Zunnalthang
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right. But it would be nice if they both work out - loving you and being right I mean.
W. Donna String
W. Donna String
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right. But it would be nice if they both work out - loving you and being right I mean.
W. Donna String
W. Donna String
During the 1920s, the Australian mugshot reached its apex as an art form. More than one wedding came out of these sessions. It was so good it was a crime.
Howard U. Gowan
Howard U. Gowan
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
During the 1920s, the Australian mugshot reached its apex as an art form. More than one wedding came out of these sessions. It was so good it was a crime.
Howard U. Gowan
Howard U. Gowan
Sometimes you can look at a person and have no idea whether they're an artist or not. But you can always spot a real cowboy.
Hugh Getanoutfit
Hugh Getanoutfit
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sometimes you can look at a person and have no idea whether they're an artist or not. But you can always spot a real cowboy.
Hugh Getanoutfit
Hugh Getanoutfit