Mark Trail
@marktrail.bsky.social
Jack-of-All Ceremonies, Cheaplance Writer, Nature Boy, Record Collector and Reasonable Person.
Donnie says that since he wasn't awarded the Nobel Peace Prize he "...no longer feels obligated to think purely about peace." I can relate. Back in 1984, when I was peaking but didn't win People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive," I no longer felt obligated to think purely about my abs.
Ben Spurned
Ben Spurned
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Donnie says that since he wasn't awarded the Nobel Peace Prize he "...no longer feels obligated to think purely about peace." I can relate. Back in 1984, when I was peaking but didn't win People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive," I no longer felt obligated to think purely about my abs.
Ben Spurned
Ben Spurned
Red pants - the angels want to wear my red pants, RED PANTS. I won't get any older.
Normal Mailer
Normal Mailer
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Red pants - the angels want to wear my red pants, RED PANTS. I won't get any older.
Normal Mailer
Normal Mailer
As a strategy to avoid feelings of ennui and despair, I'm seriously considering getting back into drugs and promiscuity.
Wyatt Reappears
Wyatt Reappears
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
As a strategy to avoid feelings of ennui and despair, I'm seriously considering getting back into drugs and promiscuity.
Wyatt Reappears
Wyatt Reappears
If there's anything that bugs me, it's when "someone" leaves the back door open "for just a minute" and a fly gets in the house.
Costa Nostra-Mosca
Costa Nostra-Mosca
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
If there's anything that bugs me, it's when "someone" leaves the back door open "for just a minute" and a fly gets in the house.
Costa Nostra-Mosca
Costa Nostra-Mosca
In 1871, when I patented my idea for a crawling baby doll with a serving table on its back, I thought it would make me rich and famous. It has turned out to be nothing more than a series of headaches, disappointments and legal entanglements.
Reese Greta Everstartin
Reese Greta Everstartin
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
In 1871, when I patented my idea for a crawling baby doll with a serving table on its back, I thought it would make me rich and famous. It has turned out to be nothing more than a series of headaches, disappointments and legal entanglements.
Reese Greta Everstartin
Reese Greta Everstartin
When I can combine my love for art with my love for nature, I do.
Leasa Easel
Leasa Easel
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
When I can combine my love for art with my love for nature, I do.
Leasa Easel
Leasa Easel
One I will never forgive, the other I will never forget.
Wiley Weekend
Wiley Weekend
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
One I will never forgive, the other I will never forget.
Wiley Weekend
Wiley Weekend
I find myself wondering what it's going to be like to finally get off of this merry-go-round.
Diana Findout
Diana Findout
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I find myself wondering what it's going to be like to finally get off of this merry-go-round.
Diana Findout
Diana Findout
From my experience, chicks dig taking the party bus to Manville.
Abe Bestoast
Abe Bestoast
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
From my experience, chicks dig taking the party bus to Manville.
Abe Bestoast
Abe Bestoast
She bought them for me. She makes me wear them around the house. She says they tickle her funny bone.
Will Oblige
Will Oblige
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
She bought them for me. She makes me wear them around the house. She says they tickle her funny bone.
Will Oblige
Will Oblige
I try to take it slow on Sunday mornings. Tuesdays also, but Sundays definitely.
Dale O. Restin
Dale O. Restin
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I try to take it slow on Sunday mornings. Tuesdays also, but Sundays definitely.
Dale O. Restin
Dale O. Restin
Do you know of someone who makes personal sacrifices for the greater good? What does a patriot look like? How do they conduct themselves?
Red Herringbone
Red Herringbone
January 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Do you know of someone who makes personal sacrifices for the greater good? What does a patriot look like? How do they conduct themselves?
Red Herringbone
Red Herringbone
They're not an exact match but close enough.
Percy Nelchange
Percy Nelchange
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
They're not an exact match but close enough.
Percy Nelchange
Percy Nelchange
It's a voice that many of us long to never hear again. But when, oh when, will that sweet day come?
N.D. Promisland
N.D. Promisland
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's a voice that many of us long to never hear again. But when, oh when, will that sweet day come?
N.D. Promisland
N.D. Promisland
I know what I like in life and one thing's for sure, I never go out and about without bringing along a tall cool one.
Juan Ford-DeRoad
Juan Ford-DeRoad
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I know what I like in life and one thing's for sure, I never go out and about without bringing along a tall cool one.
Juan Ford-DeRoad
Juan Ford-DeRoad
I figure there's no reason to complicate things - it's "one and done" for my bucket list.
Alfred Dingzover
Alfred Dingzover
January 17, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I figure there's no reason to complicate things - it's "one and done" for my bucket list.
Alfred Dingzover
Alfred Dingzover
I used to feel like I was on top of things. These days, my head is spinning. I can't tell fake from real. I can't tell Madge from Jose Feliciano.
Trip Doubt
Trip Doubt
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I used to feel like I was on top of things. These days, my head is spinning. I can't tell fake from real. I can't tell Madge from Jose Feliciano.
Trip Doubt
Trip Doubt
I like to think I'm sophisticated but when you get right down to it, bedroom stuff remains mysterious to me.
Fernando Duvet
Fernando Duvet
January 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I like to think I'm sophisticated but when you get right down to it, bedroom stuff remains mysterious to me.
Fernando Duvet
Fernando Duvet
I was walking past my radio and the news was on. They were saying something about a new food pyramid with corn dogs at the top and how from now on all food will cost $3. I didn't catch the details of the story but I decided to just keep walking.
Will Forage
Will Forage
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I was walking past my radio and the news was on. They were saying something about a new food pyramid with corn dogs at the top and how from now on all food will cost $3. I didn't catch the details of the story but I decided to just keep walking.
Will Forage
Will Forage
In a highly persuasive, engaging and nearly-coherent speech yesterday, our fearsome president explained his justification for wanting to invade Greenland and behead all the viable males there. The Great Elocutor walks among us - let no idea be considered ill-conceived!
Donnie Havaoffswitch
Donnie Havaoffswitch
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
In a highly persuasive, engaging and nearly-coherent speech yesterday, our fearsome president explained his justification for wanting to invade Greenland and behead all the viable males there. The Great Elocutor walks among us - let no idea be considered ill-conceived!
Donnie Havaoffswitch
Donnie Havaoffswitch
Put any three musicians you want together in a super group power trio and then give them a name. In mine, Mr. Brown has learned to play amazing bass, while still singing of course.
Krupa DeVille
Krupa DeVille
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Put any three musicians you want together in a super group power trio and then give them a name. In mine, Mr. Brown has learned to play amazing bass, while still singing of course.
Krupa DeVille
Krupa DeVille
“I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship.”
Michelle Williams
Michelle Williams
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
“I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship.”
Michelle Williams
Michelle Williams
Here's Albert with his son Hans and his grandson Bernhard. Release the Epstein files!
Albert Redactedpart
Albert Redactedpart
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Here's Albert with his son Hans and his grandson Bernhard. Release the Epstein files!
Albert Redactedpart
Albert Redactedpart
"That desire which is in us all to better other people's condition by having them think as we think."
Mark Twain, summarizing how it is that I'm here for you.
Prof. M. E. Trailinoff
Mark Twain, summarizing how it is that I'm here for you.
Prof. M. E. Trailinoff
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
"That desire which is in us all to better other people's condition by having them think as we think."
Mark Twain, summarizing how it is that I'm here for you.
Prof. M. E. Trailinoff
Mark Twain, summarizing how it is that I'm here for you.
Prof. M. E. Trailinoff
After the way it went yesterday, I think I need to find a new dentist.
Carie DeWay
Carie DeWay
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
After the way it went yesterday, I think I need to find a new dentist.
Carie DeWay
Carie DeWay