I didn't know christmas lizards(?) were a thing
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I didn't know christmas lizards(?) were a thing
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
"average rent in Toronto now $2508" thanks I fucking hate it here
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"average rent in Toronto now $2508" thanks I fucking hate it here
crying I'm in this crowd and people keep holding up photos of their cats and people are cheering
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
crying I'm in this crowd and people keep holding up photos of their cats and people are cheering
when the free trial promises to remind you before you actually get charged but they don't 🤬
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
when the free trial promises to remind you before you actually get charged but they don't 🤬
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
They just can’t stop murdering people in faraway places (and they wish they could murder Americans this easily)
The US military carried out a strike on a suspected drug boat in the Eastern Pacific, killing four people on board, according to a social media post from US Southern Command. https://cnn.it/4av0Z63
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
They just can’t stop murdering people in faraway places (and they wish they could murder Americans this easily)
this is your fault @wildandwired.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this is your fault @wildandwired.bsky.social
watching my credit score keep dropping when it's literally not my fault and I can't do anything to stop it 🫠🫠🫠
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
watching my credit score keep dropping when it's literally not my fault and I can't do anything to stop it 🫠🫠🫠
when you wake up feeling less tired for once only to realize it's 1:45 PM 😳
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
when you wake up feeling less tired for once only to realize it's 1:45 PM 😳
not the onion 😳
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
not the onion 😳
once again thinking about moving somewhere that doesn't add seasonal spice to my regular depression
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
once again thinking about moving somewhere that doesn't add seasonal spice to my regular depression
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
how is it I've lived in Ontario the vast majority of my life and I'm still shocked Pikachu whenever I see the after tax price of things
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
how is it I've lived in Ontario the vast majority of my life and I'm still shocked Pikachu whenever I see the after tax price of things
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
This is like how I aced a field sobriety test
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is like how I aced a field sobriety test
tfw yearning for spring when we haven't even had much of winter yet
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
tfw yearning for spring when we haven't even had much of winter yet
I saw something where someone said electric cars backing up sound like an alien abduction and I can't unhear it
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I saw something where someone said electric cars backing up sound like an alien abduction and I can't unhear it
bunson is celebrating american thanksgiving by turning into a baked potato
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
bunson is celebrating american thanksgiving by turning into a baked potato
Nobody Wants This, gets it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nobody Wants This, gets it.
I am so tired of making phone calls!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I am so tired of making phone calls!!!
love when your digestive system randomly decides to commit atrocities at 3am
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
love when your digestive system randomly decides to commit atrocities at 3am
Reposted by alix 🩷💜💙
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.