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Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street
@marleywrites.bsky.social
Parent of two, writer, Hudson Valley transplant.
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I am positively Jah-awful at drawing and always have been, but my kids have asked me to do enough of it lately that I’ve improved marginally (by realizing that the legs kinda go in front of the body. To reward myself, here are two dinosaurs I did tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
😂 This is an incredible title
Cover Reveal!

“The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy" arrives on August 4, 2026.

How extremist tech billionaires are dismantling democracy to crown themselves as kings—and what we can do about it.

Please pre-order! ➡️ www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
First they set up an arduous trial to try to justify more restrictions on puberty blockers for trans kids. Then they demand the trial be stopped because there is no such thing as a trans kid.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
[Credit where it's due, these are the most disturbing bits of text we've ever had here]

Loss of will, and when you lose connection with those around you, which gets back to what I'm saying about this alienating era and what it does to people.

#HorrorWritersChat
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[Inquiry. Required for completion: WHEN IS DEHUMANISATION COMPLETE? LOSS OF BODY? OF WILL? AN ALIEN CONSCIOUSNESS IN ONE’S MIND?]

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November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm always interested in how the system's we've made around us strip our humanity away—trying to live in today's world often means acting unhuman or inhumane.

#HorrorWritersChat
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November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Marley here, taking a break from the werewolf opus to try my hand at a ghost story. My pet theory is that no matter the setting of your story, you're always 'really' writing about the present. To that end I'm more worried about where we're going in the future.

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[Inquiry. Required for completion: TELL US, WHO YOU ARE, WHAT DO YOU WRITE, AND WHAT INDUSTRIAL HORROR IS SCARIER? OF THE PAST, OR OF THE FUTURE?]

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November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There's a whole theory out there that straight masculinity is basically defined by excluding everything feminine.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”

Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
From the publication that gave you "Ignore Your Trans Child's Gender" comes "Ignore Your Grandkid When They Don't Want a Hug."
Ahh yes, a totally real trend for which we totally have evidence
www.theatlantic.com/family/2025/...
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s true that people dressed up to fly a few generations ago; one reason is that air travel back then was incredibly expensive. If your (domestic, multiple layovers, ultra bumpy, smoking) flight was possibly the only one you were going to take this decade, then yes, you probably dressed fancy.
Honestly, this makes me want to dress more like a slob when I travel just to spite that moron
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
True, but the issue here is that Mamdani's words have to be taken in bad faith because he's brown.
As a Jew it doesn’t seem that hard to understand that if people are protesting outside a synagogue because they think it’s pro-Israel, that’s antisemitic but if they’re protesting outside a synagogue because it’s hosting an event encouraging people to move to illegal settlements, that’s fair game.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The kind of journalism we need.
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?

They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!

BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.

Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Space Mutiny might be the all-time champ for me, but the thing about even a 'just okay' episode of MST3K is that they threw out so many jokes—inevitably, they'd hit you with one that made you laugh at everything you heard for the next 15 minutes.
MST3K is one of the great artistic achievements of the twentieth century.

And of course episode 505 is its peak achievement.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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THE PARABLE OF THE GYOZA & THE GOTHIC LORD

As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Re: that XKCD: that one hit me like a truck because my little brother died of cancer 15 years ago last month. He didn't get to meet my wife, our children, or hear about the *innnnteresting* personal discoveries I've had this last year. It's just a very long time.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They acted like the shooting of Charlie K*rk was another 9/11, except the public didn’t know who he was and Trump didn’t have 90% approval ratings. They shot their wad and it showed how bad their political instincts are (and as his popularity craters, they’re getting worse).
it's very fitting that in retrospect, Trump's failure to oust Jimmy Kimmel was the point that his administration turned. It's been all losses ever since
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m glad AP is suing the administration and talking about it. But this op-ed goes out of its way to omit the president’s name, and doesn’t spell out the reason for the lawsuit (AP was kicked out of the WH press pool over the Gulf of Mexico thing) or who is being sued.

apnews.com/article/asso...
OpEd: Executive Editor Julie Pace on why AP is standing for your right to speak freely
The executive editor of The Associated Press says the news organization is fighting for the right of the press and public to speak freely without being targeted by the government.
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hochul almost lost her re-election campaign to Lee Zeldin, and apparently it woke her the fuck up and convinced her to get a personality and do stuff.
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”

Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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62 Years Ago Today:
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“Your Holiness, what is the greatest Wu-Tang solo album-“
“LIQUID SWORDS!”
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my prayer
So consecrate me
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A million years ago, @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social tweeted something like "'What fresh Hell is this?' she asked, opening her fresh Hell machine," and I still think about it every coupleof weeks.
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sources say she intends to focus on accomplishing nothing with her family.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
So THAT was the ultimate alpha male that the entire Right rolled over for.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM