Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street
@marleywrites.bsky.social
Parent of two, writer, Hudson Valley transplant.
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It’s true that people dressed up to fly a few generations ago; one reason is that air travel back then was incredibly expensive. If your (domestic, multiple layovers, ultra bumpy, smoking) flight was possibly the only one you were going to take this decade, then yes, you probably dressed fancy.
Honestly, this makes me want to dress more like a slob when I travel just to spite that moron
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s true that people dressed up to fly a few generations ago; one reason is that air travel back then was incredibly expensive. If your (domestic, multiple layovers, ultra bumpy, smoking) flight was possibly the only one you were going to take this decade, then yes, you probably dressed fancy.
True, but the issue here is that Mamdani's words have to be taken in bad faith because he's brown.
As a Jew it doesn’t seem that hard to understand that if people are protesting outside a synagogue because they think it’s pro-Israel, that’s antisemitic but if they’re protesting outside a synagogue because it’s hosting an event encouraging people to move to illegal settlements, that’s fair game.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
True, but the issue here is that Mamdani's words have to be taken in bad faith because he's brown.
The kind of journalism we need.
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The kind of journalism we need.
Space Mutiny might be the all-time champ for me, but the thing about even a 'just okay' episode of MST3K is that they threw out so many jokes—inevitably, they'd hit you with one that made you laugh at everything you heard for the next 15 minutes.
MST3K is one of the great artistic achievements of the twentieth century.
And of course episode 505 is its peak achievement.
And of course episode 505 is its peak achievement.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Space Mutiny might be the all-time champ for me, but the thing about even a 'just okay' episode of MST3K is that they threw out so many jokes—inevitably, they'd hit you with one that made you laugh at everything you heard for the next 15 minutes.
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THE PARABLE OF THE GYOZA & THE GOTHIC LORD
As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
THE PARABLE OF THE GYOZA & THE GOTHIC LORD
As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
Re: that XKCD: that one hit me like a truck because my little brother died of cancer 15 years ago last month. He didn't get to meet my wife, our children, or hear about the *innnnteresting* personal discoveries I've had this last year. It's just a very long time.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Re: that XKCD: that one hit me like a truck because my little brother died of cancer 15 years ago last month. He didn't get to meet my wife, our children, or hear about the *innnnteresting* personal discoveries I've had this last year. It's just a very long time.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They acted like the shooting of Charlie K*rk was another 9/11, except the public didn’t know who he was and Trump didn’t have 90% approval ratings. They shot their wad and it showed how bad their political instincts are (and as his popularity craters, they’re getting worse).
it's very fitting that in retrospect, Trump's failure to oust Jimmy Kimmel was the point that his administration turned. It's been all losses ever since
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They acted like the shooting of Charlie K*rk was another 9/11, except the public didn’t know who he was and Trump didn’t have 90% approval ratings. They shot their wad and it showed how bad their political instincts are (and as his popularity craters, they’re getting worse).
I’m glad AP is suing the administration and talking about it. But this op-ed goes out of its way to omit the president’s name, and doesn’t spell out the reason for the lawsuit (AP was kicked out of the WH press pool over the Gulf of Mexico thing) or who is being sued.
apnews.com/article/asso...
apnews.com/article/asso...
OpEd: Executive Editor Julie Pace on why AP is standing for your right to speak freely
The executive editor of The Associated Press says the news organization is fighting for the right of the press and public to speak freely without being targeted by the government.
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m glad AP is suing the administration and talking about it. But this op-ed goes out of its way to omit the president’s name, and doesn’t spell out the reason for the lawsuit (AP was kicked out of the WH press pool over the Gulf of Mexico thing) or who is being sued.
apnews.com/article/asso...
apnews.com/article/asso...
Hochul almost lost her re-election campaign to Lee Zeldin, and apparently it woke her the fuck up and convinced her to get a personality and do stuff.
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Hochul almost lost her re-election campaign to Lee Zeldin, and apparently it woke her the fuck up and convinced her to get a personality and do stuff.
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“Your Holiness, what is the greatest Wu-Tang solo album-“
“LIQUID SWORDS!”
“LIQUID SWORDS!”
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my prayer
So consecrate me
And this is crazy
But here's my prayer
So consecrate me
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Your Holiness, what is the greatest Wu-Tang solo album-“
“LIQUID SWORDS!”
“LIQUID SWORDS!”
A million years ago, @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social tweeted something like "'What fresh Hell is this?' she asked, opening her fresh Hell machine," and I still think about it every coupleof weeks.
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A million years ago, @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social tweeted something like "'What fresh Hell is this?' she asked, opening her fresh Hell machine," and I still think about it every coupleof weeks.
Sources say she intends to focus on accomplishing nothing with her family.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sources say she intends to focus on accomplishing nothing with her family.
So THAT was the ultimate alpha male that the entire Right rolled over for.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So THAT was the ultimate alpha male that the entire Right rolled over for.
Free idea for any Democratic candidate: "This is theft, and we will get the public's money back by seizing every Trump property."
New from me: Trump and his allies have decided that they are the real victims of the criminal justice system.
And while restrictive immunity laws make it difficult for actual victims to get compensation, Trump plans to just skip the courts and start issuing taxpayer-funded "reparation" checks.
And while restrictive immunity laws make it difficult for actual victims to get compensation, Trump plans to just skip the courts and start issuing taxpayer-funded "reparation" checks.
MAGA's $300 million heist
Donald Trump supports immunity for cops and prosecutors. Unless they try to hold him and his allies accountable. Then we all have to pay Donald Trump.
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Free idea for any Democratic candidate: "This is theft, and we will get the public's money back by seizing every Trump property."
This is how you say "Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!" on BlueSky.
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is how you say "Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!" on BlueSky.
People are fighting back!
Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
People are fighting back!
I’ve seen stronger medical credentials on a vending machine stocked with Dr. Pepper.
20 Nov 2025 -- Final iteration of HHS pseudoscience report on care exposes authors: a Who's Who of anti-trans quacks and activists: Leor Sapir (Manhattan Institute), Evgenia Abbruzzes (hate-group SEGM founder), Michael Laidlaw (ADF), Yuan Zhang (SEGM associate) etc. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Trump's Anti-Trans Report Authors Revealed: Hate Groups and Billionaire-Funded Anti-Trans Activists
The majority of the “expert” comments cited in the “peer review” seem to be just as ignorant as the authors about the reality of trans people’s care.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’ve seen stronger medical credentials on a vending machine stocked with Dr. Pepper.
Katelyn makes some good points about Rep. McBride's recent work in this piece. At the risk of refusing to take a stand, I think we can evaluate a lot of politicians without sorting them into GOOD and BAD. I can't stand a bunch of things McBride did early in her term; she's done better lately.
This is completely fair. The default should be healthy skepticism of any and all politicians.
To be clear, Katelyn acknowledges what I said in her piece---we share these criticisms of McBride.
I just absolutely cannot come to the same conclusion. McBride is a fair-weather friend at best and should be treated as such. It's how her job works.
I just absolutely cannot come to the same conclusion. McBride is a fair-weather friend at best and should be treated as such. It's how her job works.
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Katelyn makes some good points about Rep. McBride's recent work in this piece. At the risk of refusing to take a stand, I think we can evaluate a lot of politicians without sorting them into GOOD and BAD. I can't stand a bunch of things McBride did early in her term; she's done better lately.
We have entered the age of billionaire backed Jesus conservaslop.
Apparently all is not what it seems.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New FOX Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her
FOX's new Jesus podcast features Kristen Bell as the voice of Mary Magdalene. Bell, however, recorded the audio 15 years ago for a different project.
www.rollingstone.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We have entered the age of billionaire backed Jesus conservaslop.
The thing that frustrates me about this is that the news media still hasn't adapted to covering a government that just lies all the time about everything. You can't give them the benefit of the doubt!
They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The thing that frustrates me about this is that the news media still hasn't adapted to covering a government that just lies all the time about everything. You can't give them the benefit of the doubt!
Failure. Terror of failure and of BEING A Failure motivates a lot of the characters in my story.
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Q4 is up. Ten minutes to outro and the promo: I am still working my way through. You're all wonderful busy bees today and I adore you!
This one is a little easier. No archetypes!
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This one is a little easier. No archetypes!
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November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Failure. Terror of failure and of BEING A Failure motivates a lot of the characters in my story.
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Some characters weaponize it, and others try to live up to masculine ideals like dominance and power and providing, without realizing that their obsession with success blinds them to right and wrong.
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Q3. I'm doing what I can to answer everyone, and repost, so bear with me. So I don't keep you waiting, I'll throw out 3. Interpret this one how you like. I know many queer folks like me do not align masculinity with man shaped. And with horror, we love to subvert our tales.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Some characters weaponize it, and others try to live up to masculine ideals like dominance and power and providing, without realizing that their obsession with success blinds them to right and wrong.
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I think I’ve done some interesting things with the Master of the Universe business type, the finance and tech bro especially…
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Well then, #HorrorWritersChat. What's an archetype anyway? I jest. We're all writers here... after alllllllll....
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think I’ve done some interesting things with the Master of the Universe business type, the finance and tech bro especially…
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