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better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 7

halloween is so fun because it's like. the one day i can carve pumpkins in the middle of the street and barely get any weird looks!

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 7

maybe that something evil will happen? ??

]|I 𝔹𝒆𝓨𝕠𝕟Ｄ 𝐑Ẹⓟαιя I|[ @bsoderman.bsky.social · Aug 7

SUD DEN BAD FEE LI NG ... 💧:(

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•°. 𝘋𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘬𝘬𝘢𝘳 — ! 💗 @pumpkin-demon.bsky.social · Jul 27

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ᅠ𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪
ᅠᅠᅠ𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 ■■■■■

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better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 7

getting real tired of these homos HASHTAG HOMOPHOBIC

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

gooble goinkie dijibk

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

well *I* do two gallons but if you've never had My Dish [tm] you're probably too lightweight for it, so i downsized it!

(😇)

]|I 𝔹𝒆𝓨𝕠𝕟Ｄ 𝐑Ẹⓟαιя I|[ @bsoderman.bsky.social · Aug 4

TWO . TWO QUA RTS . ??

( somehow that's more concerning than the battery acid . okay bsod . )

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

7 ibuprofen
2 quarts nyquil
1 tbsp battery acid
3 basil leaves

try my recipe

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⺡╭ 𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝓌ₐᵢₜₛᶠᵒʳ ｙｏｕ.’ @private-i-ris.yuri.observer · Jun 28

I'm willing to #WaitForIt.ᐟ

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better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

i just think girls are neat

and guys

but girls? yeah.

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

7 ibuprofen
2 quarts nyquil
1 tbsp battery acid
3 basil leaves

try my recipe

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

oh don't get me wrong this is incredibly painful and i probably cant do this for much longer! it's just th

(pop!)

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

the spectre was too much of a bitch to let me have my knife. nor the car battery and clamps i wanted.

`~.~`

better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

it can always get worse!

matter of fact; it will.

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better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

i've gone through So Much Worse, Really.

a little magicthatmightimplodeme is hardly a risk

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better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

well nutricious? maybe. also likely very liiiiike not food safe because i got them all off a random pet store's trash about. 2 months ago?

(shrug)

i'll keep the favour in mind. don't expect me to use it!

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · Aug 4

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　( taking it and eating one like . like it's fucking noodles . slurping it down like noodles . help ? )⁣
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　ah , thanks very much ! it's rather hard to find decent nutrient sources around here ...⁣ I'll be sure to repay you for this !
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better than ever @maroonsod.bsky.social · Aug 4

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ㅤ(scrounging into. pocket? thing?? and pulling out a full snowball of snake skins. compressed and all.)
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knock yourself out!