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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 14h

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　but of course ! it's nearly my Job , you know .⁣
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　( with that everpresent smile , they ... tap on their headpiece , and a panel pops into midair . it's set to menu of some sort . )⁣
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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 1d

"...so you're cr-... n-nevermind, it'll do."

She tried to keep firm and "polite" as ever, standing up straight and brushing any potential dust off her dainty little dress.

"Could you please provide me a panel?"

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　... well , let's See . it'd be under the More Menu , then Help and Safety , Help , Safety and Civility ... there are Many Menus for it on the App , You know ...⁣
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　do You have access to a Device for this ? do You need to borrow a Panel ?⁣
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　... well , let's See . it'd be under the More Menu , then Help and Safety , Help , Safety and Civility ... there are Many Menus for it on the App , You know ...⁣
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　do You have access to a Device for this ? do You need to borrow a Panel ?⁣
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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 1d

"Uh huh cool thanks where can I send a report now."

Is now actually close to Employee. This is the first time she's been willingly close to someone in a while, let alone someone she just met.

"...Please."

There's desperation in her eyes.

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　... of course there is ? unless there is no more Staff , after I left ... but that could not be right . my CEO wouldn't ditch the whole Team like that ... Certainly Not , there must still be a team !⁣
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　ROBLOX is always here to help , yes - I am sure of it !⁣
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　... of course there is ? unless there is no more Staff , after I left ... but that could not be right . my CEO wouldn't ditch the whole Team like that ... Certainly Not , there must still be a team !⁣
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　ROBLOX is always here to help , yes - I am sure of it !⁣
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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 1d

Eye twitch.

"There. There's a Health and Safety team I can report to?"

She did not know this, the cuteness in her face being replaced by a mild bewilderment and rage.

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　there is Always a Positive to every Experience , You know . though I am very sorry if You have been made uncomfortable - have You considered submitting a Report to the Health and Safety Team ?⁣
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　( they tug their hat down , smiling wide . )⁣
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　We do Our best to keep everyone safe !⁣
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　there is Always a Positive to every Experience , You know . though I am very sorry if You have been made uncomfortable - have You considered submitting a Report to the Health and Safety Team ?⁣
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　( they tug their hat down , smiling wide . )⁣
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　We do Our best to keep everyone safe !⁣
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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 1d

"...Ooooohhh, so you never stop smiling! Got it, great! Another smiling freak in this place."

She says, also smiling herself... admittedly, with gritted teeth.

"Anyways, this place sucks, there are murderers here, and several people make me uncomfortable. That's what you should know!"

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　what do You mean , Like That ?⁣
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　( the smile doesn't fade . it's more like it's stuck there . )⁣
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　I did not even know anyone was here . I am Exploring ! this Place is quite Interesting , truthfully .⁣
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　what do You mean , Like That ?⁣
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　( the smile doesn't fade . it's more like it's stuck there . )⁣
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　I did not even know anyone was here . I am Exploring ! this Place is quite Interesting , truthfully .⁣
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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 1d

"..."

She just looks over at the employee with her usual, anime-esque expression.

"...Why are you looking at me like that?"

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　( immediately peeking in through the entrance with a big smile ! what a wretch of a surprise . )⁣
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 1d

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　( immediately peeking in through the entrance with a big smile ! what a wretch of a surprise . )⁣
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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 1d

"..."

Adjusting her bowtie with a smile. As stressed-looking as usual.

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 2d

temp pinnn :P

a postcard that says guys get on roblox on it

ALT: a postcard that says guys get on roblox on it

media.tenor.com

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˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 2d

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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 12d

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　shoutouts to nature for being so beautiful ! i saw a hummingbird eat an entire fish today i don't know how it did that ⁣
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⎝ 𓆩ＨΛＲＫΣＮ𓆪 ⎠ @antifortissimo.bsky.social · 13d

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〈 ɢᴏɪɴɢ. ɢᴏɪɴɢ. 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙴. 〉 @f3x-abuser.bsky.social · 12d

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎

𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝐎𝐔𝐓

𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄.

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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 17d

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　( ... their expression does not change . they slowly reach for and raise a healing potion . )⁣
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　( they can't be implying they'd just shrug off the gunshot and heal the wound ??? that'd hurt what the fuck ?? )⁣
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 22d

hehe . hehehe . . hehehe -- AGH ! !

[ turning around once they noticed the other ! immediately aiming their gun ! ]

>: [

[ very quick to be hostile , it seems . ]

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 22d

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　( ... sliding in with a sound effect akin to rubber squeaking on rubber . peering over shoulder and smiling . )⁣
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— 𝘜𝘱 𝘛𝘰 𝘚𝘯𝘶𝘧𝘧 .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ 🔥 @ekrimania.bsky.social · 18d

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𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴
ᅠ𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴
ᅠᅠ 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨

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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 22d

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　( ... sliding in with a sound effect akin to rubber squeaking on rubber . peering over shoulder and smiling . )⁣
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 22d

[ snnrk . . . giggling !
looks like they're laughing at a private communication chat-log . ]

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 22d

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　oh , that won't be a problem ! I don't breathe anymore !⁣
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ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 24d

are you good with making and delivering pizza in space? nobody wants to do that one so we have a lot of vacancies

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 24d

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　do you need me to fill a shift Fellow Employee ? :D⁣
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · 24d

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　do you need me to fill a shift Fellow Employee ? :D⁣
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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · Sep 12

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　ah , but it'll be a very fun time for all . won't it ?⁣
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~ ᴛ ᴏ ʟ ᴇ ᴀ ᴠ ᴇ ᴛ ᴏ ᴡ ᴀ ɴ ᴅ ᴇ ʀ @sinfulspelunking.bsky.social · Sep 11

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE AND ALL YOUR EFFORTS WILL BE WASTED!!!

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~ ᴛ ᴏ ʟ ᴇ ᴀ ᴠ ᴇ ᴛ ᴏ ᴡ ᴀ ɴ ᴅ ᴇ ʀ @sinfulspelunking.bsky.social · Sep 11

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protect the future. @leadingofficial.bsky.social · Sep 10

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⠀⠀ ﹡ temporary pinned.

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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · Sep 8

‪➤ SENT FROM ;;
𝐓͟𝐇͟𝟑͟ ͟𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟𝐒͟

❛❛ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙰
𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · Sep 8

ALERT! ALERT! C00LMECH INCOMING! ALERT! ALERT! C00LMECH INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! C00LMECH INCOMING! ALERT! ALERT! C00LMECH INCOMING!

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ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · Sep 11

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~「 𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑻 」 @weaverchild.isfluffy.fyi · Sep 9

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𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 @youremployee.bsky.social · Sep 5

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　hello ! please note that actually taking over Robloxia would have also proven very difficult , so do not feel as if you have missed any Opportunities .⁣
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₦ØⱠł @darkness-descends.bsky.social · Sep 5

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₩Ɇ ₵ØɄⱠĐ Ⱨ₳VɆ ₮₳₭Ɇ₦ ØVɆⱤ ₮ⱧɆ ₩ØⱤⱠĐ ฿Ʉ₮ ł₥₴₮Ɇ₳Đ ⱧɆ ⱠɆ₣₮ ₥Ɇ ł₦ ₮ⱧɆ ฿₳₦Ⱡ₳₦Đ₴ ₳₦Đ ₴Ɇ₮₮ⱠɆĐ ₣ØⱤ ₮ⱧɆ ₴₳₥Ɇ ₱łⱫⱫ₳ ฿ØɎ ₩Ɇ Ʉ₴ɆĐ ₮Ø ₮ØⱤ₥Ɇ₦₮

°•Well someone's being a pissy baby•°

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