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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 2h

....oh. i just ate way too much. ;;;

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · 2h

migraines... suck...

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 2h

you too, huh??? ough....

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 2h

you too, huh??? ough....

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · 2h

[keeled over ... nauseous groaning. he's miserable.]

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 2h

((when i said all day i meant all day btw. someone pry me away from this fucking game dude))

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 3h

every bite was delicious and SO worth it but my god. My God. i might hurl? i would do it all again in a heartbeat. if i have to cancel tomorrow's experiments on a whim everyone gets a gear of choice for free

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 3h

urrrghh...i should NOT have spent all day at that all you can eat bakery buffet. now my stomach hurts....@_@;;

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 4h

*oh my god they never thought this would happpen. like ever in their life. trying entirely too hard to keep it cool, they took his hand and shook it, counting the shakes and trying so hard to keep eye contact and a normal expression that they forgot to listen to what he actually said.*

yup! thanks!

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 12h

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⠀⠀ oh .ᐟ

then it’s quite a pleasure to meet you, fan. welcome to robloxia. ^_^

⌞ holding his hand out for the other to shake. lucky for builderfan that he isn’t the type to pry for information. ⌝

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

nono its okay!! its the polite thing to do!! you can just call me fan if you'd like

*literally the part of his name that has the least to do with his obsession and it still has ties to it. maybe he won't ask? please dont ask.*

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 5h

what??? no way.

*closing the binder and setting it beside the gadgets, tilting their head.*

i'm going into your databanks later and changing the spelling. (...do you remember which one of us wrote that entry?? was it you or me? i swear my spelling isn't THAT bad...;;;)

˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 12h

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MAYBE?

⌞ Beep boop bebebelepboop. Ding! Not actually sounds, H3LP3R was just typing again. Only part of the narration directors cut. ⌝

0H! WAIT, I THINK I F0UND IT.

... IT'S SPELLED WITH AN E. THAT IS EMBARASSING. EN-VASI0N. N0 W0NDER SEARCHES G0T ME N0THING.
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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

maybe, but if large chunks of data are missing it's most likely some kind of corruption. unless someone else with access to the cloud tinkered with it?

...why get so specific though? alien invasions are barely anything special around here. were they looking for another keyword and mistyped??

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 5h

i mean, it's not like you're gonna rip it off yourself like the hulk. as long as you're careful, i can sew any small tears back up.

speaking of sewing. we should stop by a craft store soon so i can get stuff for your actual costume. can you remind me next time we aren't scheduled for experiments?

˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 13h

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THE TH0UGHT 0F P0TENTIALLY RUINING Y0UR FAV0URITE H00DIE IS A HEAVY WEIGHT. Y0UR HELP W0ULD BE APPRECIATED.

⌞ There is not a single thing wrong about this to H3LP3R. The meaning is being taken very literally. He looks cool as hell though, doubly with the sunglasses. ⌝
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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

for now i think you should be okay. i was careful putting it on, so if you're careful taking it off you should be fine. i could help you if you're that worried about it!!

*...wait thats not what they meant-*

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 8h

*crunch crunch....shes really taking her time thinking it over.*

i think this would taste better with mountain dew and apple jacks honestly

🂡⠀╱╱⠀𝐀ᶜᴱ⠀𝐨𝐟⠀𝚂ᴘᴀ𝕯𝑬𝑺⠀﹖⠀˚⠀. @gamblerslop.bsky.social · 8h

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⠀⠀ ( it’s .. something .ᐣ inexplicable .ᐣ at least its edible though )

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 8h

*taking a spork out of her backpack and trying a bite???*

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 8h

*taking a spork out of her backpack and trying a bite???*

🂡⠀╱╱⠀𝐀ᶜᴱ⠀𝐨𝐟⠀𝚂ᴘᴀ𝕯𝑬𝑺⠀﹖⠀˚⠀. @gamblerslop.bsky.social · 8h

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⠀⠀ ( offering their bowl .ᐣ )

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 8h

i should try this...💭💭💭

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 8h

i should try this...💭💭💭

🂡⠀╱╱⠀𝐀ᶜᴱ⠀𝐨𝐟⠀𝚂ᴘᴀ𝕯𝑬𝑺⠀﹖⠀˚⠀. @gamblerslop.bsky.social · 8h

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

what the hell kind of people are you connected to dude

˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 12h

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THIS B0TNET THING IS REALLY C00L. I GET T0 GET VIVID MEM0RIES 0F TELLING S0ME0NE WH0 I HAVE NEVER MET T0 ST0P GIVING BIRTH 0N C0MPANY TIME.
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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

a man in a blue hoodie is talking to a woman in a floral shirt

ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to a woman in a floral shirt

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

have the experiments been preventing you from spending time with your child.....H3LP3R..... :(

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

??? SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A KID WHAT

˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 12h

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I D0 N0T WANT A CL0CKW0RKLING ANYWAYS ACTUALLY

I WILL STICK T0 MY 0WN S0N. HELPERS0N.
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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

H3LP3R hold me

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

bring what back. this is scary

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˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 12h

Art by @MEMZVIRUS4040 on twitter, text edited

An image of Helperbot speaking into an intercom microphone, telling the Employees of Roblox to please stop giving birth in the storage rooms.

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

maybe i dont want to be an admin actually i dont want to have to give birth.

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

shadow the hedgehog from the video game sonic the hedgehog is shown

ALT: shadow the hedgehog from the video game sonic the hedgehog is shown

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

THE ADMINS SHOW UP AND ONE OF THEM ANNOUNCES A PREGNANCY?????

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 12h

nono its okay!! its the polite thing to do!! you can just call me fan if you'd like

*literally the part of his name that has the least to do with his obsession and it still has ties to it. maybe he won't ask? please dont ask.*

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 13h

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⠀⠀ ⃰ 🌀.

⌞ she looks rather worried now .ᐣ ⌝

i see. apologies for asking then.

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

uh. uhhhhhhhhhhh

<- just now realizing how embarassing her name is

my parents abandoned me at birth. i was never named

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

maybe, but if large chunks of data are missing it's most likely some kind of corruption. unless someone else with access to the cloud tinkered with it?

...why get so specific though? alien invasions are barely anything special around here. were they looking for another keyword and mistyped??

˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 13h

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IT C0ULD BE A THE0RY. BUT I STRUGGLE T0 THINK NEW DATA JUST 0VERRIDES 0LD THAT EASILY. UNLESS IF IT WAS INTENTI0NALLY FAULTY.

⌞ Now in thought, H3LP3R doodled an appropriately inquisitive face on himself. ⌝

I'LL KEEP L00KING THR0UGH MY FILES. MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE, 0R GL0SSED PAST.
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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

hmm. do you think it has anything to do with that cloud backup thing we found?

*keeping her eyes on the binder, absentmindedly flipping through the pages.*

maybe something corrupted and it removed the entire section. we have the handwritten notes here so we could reupload those at least...

ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

uh. uhhhhhhhhhhh

<- just now realizing how embarassing her name is

my parents abandoned me at birth. i was never named

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 13h

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⠀⠀ just builderman is fine .̲.̲.̲ and you are .ᐣ * 😊

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

HI SIR

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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 13h

for now i think you should be okay. i was careful putting it on, so if you're careful taking it off you should be fine. i could help you if you're that worried about it!!

*...wait thats not what they meant-*

˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 14h

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⌞ Frozen up for just a bit longer before he also began looking himself over! ⌝

W0RTH THE INVESTMENT IN MY 0PINI0N. I AM N0T SURE H0W C0MF0RTABLE I AM WEARING IT KN0WING IT'S Y0UR 0NLY 0NE, TH0UGH. I HAVE A L0T 0F ANGLES AND C0RNERS 0N MY ARMS.
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ＢＵＩＬＤＥＲＦＡＮ❢❢ @researchingevil.bsky.social · 14h

this is my only hoodie like this actually!! theres tons of builderman replica merch but i wanted something more personalized, so i just assembled a custom one. you would not BELIEVE how expensive custom patches are.

*stepping back a bit too quickly once the adjustments were done, looking him over.*