Salacious B. Cummin
@marshalplugnut.bsky.social
Here to have an even nicer time
FBPE cunts fuck off
FBPE cunts fuck off
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
You know it baby
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
You know it baby
Just been to my son's carol concert. I have to say, it's a bit tight giving the kid with a lisp the line 'Caesar Augustus said there was to be a census'
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just been to my son's carol concert. I have to say, it's a bit tight giving the kid with a lisp the line 'Caesar Augustus said there was to be a census'
Interesting to see malt loaf come out as a rather compliant bottom
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Interesting to see malt loaf come out as a rather compliant bottom
The medical engineering guys are doing nothing to counter the nerd accusations. Have just followed two of them down the corridor and could hear them debating the finer points of deep Warhammer 40k lore. Fair play lads
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The medical engineering guys are doing nothing to counter the nerd accusations. Have just followed two of them down the corridor and could hear them debating the finer points of deep Warhammer 40k lore. Fair play lads
The 5 year old just asked me to sketch a Santa that he can copy for a Christmas card drawing competition at school. Think I've just created sleep paralysis demon santa
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The 5 year old just asked me to sketch a Santa that he can copy for a Christmas card drawing competition at school. Think I've just created sleep paralysis demon santa
Cheese and marmite bagels for lunch. Sorry if this offends
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Cheese and marmite bagels for lunch. Sorry if this offends
Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK
Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense
Post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Post two characters who bring you happiness
Define your musical taste in 8 artists:
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
Define your musical taste in eight artists
1) the mountian goats
2) the kleptones
3) run the jewels
4) adele
5) fall out boy
6) gorillaz
7) stan rogers
8) viagra boys
1) the mountian goats
2) the kleptones
3) run the jewels
4) adele
5) fall out boy
6) gorillaz
7) stan rogers
8) viagra boys
Define your musical taste in eight artists:
1) fall out boy
2) hot mulligan
3) the unlovables
4) coheed and cambria
5) american football
6) two door cinema club
7) jason mraz
8) ingrid michaelson
1) fall out boy
2) hot mulligan
3) the unlovables
4) coheed and cambria
5) american football
6) two door cinema club
7) jason mraz
8) ingrid michaelson
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Define your musical taste in 8 artists:
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF
Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with
September 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with
If I was a leading member of a party planning to lower the voting age to 16 I wouldn't keep disparaging 'sixth form' politics, but who am I to judge
Sadiq Khan calling out Zack's use of "social media" instead of calling out the genocide in Mayor's Question Time really is the perfect analogy for why Labour are quite so astoundingly unpopular.
September 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
If I was a leading member of a party planning to lower the voting age to 16 I wouldn't keep disparaging 'sixth form' politics, but who am I to judge
"call Gibbo"
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"call Gibbo"
Whoopsie daisy
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Whoopsie daisy
Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?
Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?
September 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?
Why am I still at work when I could be at home playing Helldivers? Thanks obama
August 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Why am I still at work when I could be at home playing Helldivers? Thanks obama
Looks like yer ma comes with a warning nowadays
August 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Looks like yer ma comes with a warning nowadays
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads
Just watched Renfield. Not exactly Citizen Cane, but very silly and a fun way to spend an evening, if only to watch Nicholas Cage chew the scenery with what I assume was the direction of 'just go hog wild and get weird with it'. 7.5/10.
July 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just watched Renfield. Not exactly Citizen Cane, but very silly and a fun way to spend an evening, if only to watch Nicholas Cage chew the scenery with what I assume was the direction of 'just go hog wild and get weird with it'. 7.5/10.
