Salacious B. Cummin
@marshalplugnut.bsky.social
Here to have an even nicer time
FBPE cunts fuck off
FBPE cunts fuck off
Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK
Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense
Post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Post two characters who bring you happiness
Define your musical taste in 8 artists:
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
Define your musical taste in eight artists
1) the mountian goats
2) the kleptones
3) run the jewels
4) adele
5) fall out boy
6) gorillaz
7) stan rogers
8) viagra boys
1) the mountian goats
2) the kleptones
3) run the jewels
4) adele
5) fall out boy
6) gorillaz
7) stan rogers
8) viagra boys
Define your musical taste in eight artists:
1) fall out boy
2) hot mulligan
3) the unlovables
4) coheed and cambria
5) american football
6) two door cinema club
7) jason mraz
8) ingrid michaelson
1) fall out boy
2) hot mulligan
3) the unlovables
4) coheed and cambria
5) american football
6) two door cinema club
7) jason mraz
8) ingrid michaelson
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Define your musical taste in 8 artists:
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
1- Queens of the Stone Age
2- Godspeed you! Black emperor
3- Tool
4- Davy Graham
5- Smog
6- System of a down
7- Funkadelic
8- DJ Format
Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF
Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with
September 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with
If I was a leading member of a party planning to lower the voting age to 16 I wouldn't keep disparaging 'sixth form' politics, but who am I to judge
Sadiq Khan calling out Zack's use of "social media" instead of calling out the genocide in Mayor's Question Time really is the perfect analogy for why Labour are quite so astoundingly unpopular.
September 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
If I was a leading member of a party planning to lower the voting age to 16 I wouldn't keep disparaging 'sixth form' politics, but who am I to judge
"call Gibbo"
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"call Gibbo"
Whoopsie daisy
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Whoopsie daisy
Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?
Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?
September 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?
Why am I still at work when I could be at home playing Helldivers? Thanks obama
August 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Why am I still at work when I could be at home playing Helldivers? Thanks obama
Looks like yer ma comes with a warning nowadays
August 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Looks like yer ma comes with a warning nowadays
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
I'm a lover
I'm your dad
I fucked your mother
Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads
Just watched Renfield. Not exactly Citizen Cane, but very silly and a fun way to spend an evening, if only to watch Nicholas Cage chew the scenery with what I assume was the direction of 'just go hog wild and get weird with it'. 7.5/10.
July 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just watched Renfield. Not exactly Citizen Cane, but very silly and a fun way to spend an evening, if only to watch Nicholas Cage chew the scenery with what I assume was the direction of 'just go hog wild and get weird with it'. 7.5/10.
Parenthood with small boys is at least 50% seeing how many times you mutter 'for fucks sake' under your breath in a day, and desperately hoping you don't have to beat that record tomorrow.
June 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Parenthood with small boys is at least 50% seeing how many times you mutter 'for fucks sake' under your breath in a day, and desperately hoping you don't have to beat that record tomorrow.
Hope the bee's OK
June 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Hope the bee's OK
In Filey with the kids. Decided to eat fish and chips in the car to avoid the seagulls. This cheeky bastard is just sat staring at us.
May 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In Filey with the kids. Decided to eat fish and chips in the car to avoid the seagulls. This cheeky bastard is just sat staring at us.
Destroying my eardrums one pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs gig at a time
April 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Destroying my eardrums one pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs gig at a time
Chorizo and potato hash with poachies and hot sauce 🥚🍳
March 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Chorizo and potato hash with poachies and hot sauce 🥚🍳
Homemade gyros for tea tonight. Not bad for a first attempt, but need to get the mix pressed a bit tighter so I can carve it thinner for the proper donner style I was after. And that crucials hot chilli sauce has a bloody kick!
March 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Homemade gyros for tea tonight. Not bad for a first attempt, but need to get the mix pressed a bit tighter so I can carve it thinner for the proper donner style I was after. And that crucials hot chilli sauce has a bloody kick!
What's the difference between a train full of military equipment, and a rectovaginal fistula?
Well, one's a shunt full of kit....
Well, one's a shunt full of kit....
what's the most specifically funny joke you know. as in, you need to know or understand a subject to get why it's funny. the dad joke of your speciality, if you will
February 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
What's the difference between a train full of military equipment, and a rectovaginal fistula?
Well, one's a shunt full of kit....
Well, one's a shunt full of kit....