Salacious B. Cummin
@marshalplugnut.bsky.social
Here to have an even nicer time
FBPE cunts fuck off
FBPE cunts fuck off
Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK
Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense
Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF
Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with
September 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with
Whoopsie daisy
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Whoopsie daisy
Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?
Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?
September 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?
Looks like yer ma comes with a warning nowadays
August 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Looks like yer ma comes with a warning nowadays
Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads
Standard USian behaviour of missing the point and being completely self absorbed at the same time
July 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Standard USian behaviour of missing the point and being completely self absorbed at the same time
Reposting with better alt text as it has been rightfully pointed out that the original alt text wasn't useful to anyone.
July 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Reposting with better alt text as it has been rightfully pointed out that the original alt text wasn't useful to anyone.
Hope the bee's OK
June 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Hope the bee's OK
Well that's me probably fucked
June 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Well that's me probably fucked
In Filey with the kids. Decided to eat fish and chips in the car to avoid the seagulls. This cheeky bastard is just sat staring at us.
May 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In Filey with the kids. Decided to eat fish and chips in the car to avoid the seagulls. This cheeky bastard is just sat staring at us.
Chorizo and potato hash with poachies and hot sauce 🥚🍳
March 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Chorizo and potato hash with poachies and hot sauce 🥚🍳
Homemade gyros for tea tonight. Not bad for a first attempt, but need to get the mix pressed a bit tighter so I can carve it thinner for the proper donner style I was after. And that crucials hot chilli sauce has a bloody kick!
March 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Homemade gyros for tea tonight. Not bad for a first attempt, but need to get the mix pressed a bit tighter so I can carve it thinner for the proper donner style I was after. And that crucials hot chilli sauce has a bloody kick!
Low effort terminator outfit for an 80s fancy dress party tonight lads
January 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Low effort terminator outfit for an 80s fancy dress party tonight lads
Why the hell do yanks hate cats being outdoors so much? The majority of the comments are in support of this too. Weirdos
January 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Why the hell do yanks hate cats being outdoors so much? The majority of the comments are in support of this too. Weirdos
Here we, here we, here we fucking go lads
January 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Here we, here we, here we fucking go lads
Watching Arrival for the first time, while smashing a cheeseboard and polishing off this bad boy. There's worse Friday evenings I suppose
December 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Watching Arrival for the first time, while smashing a cheeseboard and polishing off this bad boy. There's worse Friday evenings I suppose
It's always the ones you most suspect
November 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM
It's always the ones you most suspect