Martian 👽
@martianx.bsky.social
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martianx.bsky.social
Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.

If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!

For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com

For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
martianx.bsky.social
Anything below 55°
freeroo.blacksky.app
What does the outside temperature have to be for you to turn on your heat?
martianx.bsky.social
Bruh that mug has me in tears 😭
martianx.bsky.social
Bro, where tf did you find this animation!? 😭😭😭
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9thcloudlyfe.blacksky.app
ASS ASS
tonystillsang.bsky.social
It’s the holiday season, which means egg nog bout to drop.

THAT SHIT IS ASS!!!!!!
martianx.bsky.social
I'm sat. Tag me when you ready!
martianx.bsky.social
And the way I would've clowned him for the remainder of the year!

Sometimes I miss teaching 😮‍💨
zsakamblaze.bsky.social
If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…
a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .
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martianx.bsky.social
Bet! I don't have that anymore. I'll have to see if it's on my anime site
martianx.bsky.social
Sounds like I need to catch up then. Where you watch it at?
martianx.bsky.social
Oh they finished the season? Last time I saw it, there were only 8 episodes.
martianx.bsky.social
Yo mane, I got back into singing in the church choir and I didn't realize how much I missed it 😭
martianx.bsky.social
Wait did they put more out? It abruptly stopped and I haven't gone back to it
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thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app
Black people will never beat the allegations 😭🤣
martianx.bsky.social
And she too old to be thinking like that
martianx.bsky.social
Oh you dodged a bullet! That cornbread ain't done in the middle. 😬
tryvns.writes.fyi
another reason i quit dating apps: cause what else could it mean. (she in her 40s btw)
martianx.bsky.social
I immediately got out of there when I saw it! 🤢
catchinzzzs.bsky.social
Whyyyyy do I see black hands making rat ramen on my SL? 🫠
martianx.bsky.social
You good mane! I know better for the future.
martianx.bsky.social
Things I love about geography and cultural connections.
martianx.bsky.social
I haven't answered any questions since I was employed, but I greatly appreciate you doing so. It got my brain working before I went to work and allowed me to pass time in my office.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app
I still think about this comment like you never know the impact you have on people 🥹
dasmunch.bsky.social
I hope @astoldbynai.bsky.social, who I think is American, enjoys her morning questions reaching Britain at the point in our afternoon where we’re all about two hours away from finishing work and getting restless, so flood her with a barrage of deeply parochial and sordid QTs, because I always do
martianx.bsky.social
And that's why I thought I was getting jumped 😮‍💨
martianx.bsky.social
Not responding at all. 😭 I stop talking to people when I'm high