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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 26d

Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.

If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!

For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com

For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 7h

And the way I would've clowned him for the remainder of the year!

Sometimes I miss teaching 😮‍💨

Blazeeeee @zsakamblaze.bsky.social · 14h

If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 7h

Bet! I don't have that anymore. I'll have to see if it's on my anime site

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 14h

Sounds like I need to catch up then. Where you watch it at?

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 14h

Oh they finished the season? Last time I saw it, there were only 8 episodes.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 15h

Yo mane, I got back into singing in the church choir and I didn't realize how much I missed it 😭

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 15h

Wait did they put more out? It abruptly stopped and I haven't gone back to it

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 15h

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 15h

Oh what a time this was! 😮‍💨

“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 16h

2009 -2016 Twitter >>>>>>>>>>

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SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 15h

Black people will never beat the allegations 😭🤣

MR. BIG GULP 🙂‍↔️🥤🎃 @solodagawd.outside.baby · 15h

I want something sweet

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 19h

And she too old to be thinking like that

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 19h

Oh you dodged a bullet! That cornbread ain't done in the middle. 😬

Treywop. 🌬️🪼 @tryvns.writes.fyi · 21h

another reason i quit dating apps: cause what else could it mean. (she in her 40s btw)

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 19h

I immediately got out of there when I saw it! 🤢

TikTok: Catchin_zzzs 🎞️ @catchinzzzs.bsky.social · 19h

Whyyyyy do I see black hands making rat ramen on my SL? 🫠

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 19h

You good mane! I know better for the future.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 19h

Things I love about geography and cultural connections.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 19h

I haven't answered any questions since I was employed, but I greatly appreciate you doing so. It got my brain working before I went to work and allowed me to pass time in my office.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 19h

I still think about this comment like you never know the impact you have on people 🥹

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · Apr 8

I hope @astoldbynai.bsky.social, who I think is American, enjoys her morning questions reaching Britain at the point in our afternoon where we’re all about two hours away from finishing work and getting restless, so flood her with a barrage of deeply parochial and sordid QTs, because I always do