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Martin Warne
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Spurs fan, digital consultant. Labour & Co-op Party member. Fabian. Labour Movement for Europe. SERA. Republic. UTAW (CWU). Occasional MAMIL πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈ
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β€œUntil I am [bound by some form of collective responsibility], I'm under no obligation not to publicly oppose dumb things my party does.”

I am adopting this as my position regarding the Labour Party.
Used to have this argument with fellow Cons and, ultimately, unless and until I am a member of the Cabinet, I'm undo no obligation not to publicly oppose dumb things my party does.
Labour is going to introduce safe routes for those claiming refugee status while everybody here is talking about β€˜jewellery theft’ proposals. I strongly suspect the latter was meant to divert Sun readers’ attention from clocking the former while you are meant to be welcoming the former. 🫀
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Puzzle #948
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Line one is testament to my taste in fiction.
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Did anyone miss VAR during the earlier rounds? Or in the FA Cup this weekend? No.
January 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Does the WP on its number plate stand for Wank Panzer?
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Given the likely margin of error (+/- 3%) that's basically a three-way tie at the top.
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Come on you Spurs! #COYS #TOTAST #FACup
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Don’t think I’ve seen three worse penalties in a shootout than that #EVESUN #FACup
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
125th anniversary of the founding of the club and 125th anniversary of our first FA Cup win. #COYS
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Weird coincidence that both times Spurs have worn a one-off 125th anniversary kit it’s been against Aston Villa. #COYS
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Feels very smol bean government to brief about how everything gets in your way and not be able to say "Every department and minister off the CSAM website by 5pm".
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I think the reversion to SV is in the England and Wales Devolution Bill (something like that) and it’s still working its way through parliament. Whether or not there’s some statutory instrument route to make the change for existing mayoral elections in the meantime, I don’t know.
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Not sure if having the election under FPTP makes a Labour win more or less likely.

(I thought the government would have prioritised undoing the Tory Elections Act in time for the 2026 locals, but apparently they haven’t)
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 AM
On our local high street last week.
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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The obvious implication is that this justifies killing her. These people are simply evil.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Just discovered this account. Well worth a follow.
'Alice Underground' by Gail Brodholt
gailbrodholt.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Yes, it will. I don’t see it when I’m in France.
January 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Congratulations to @blossom-young.bsky.social on being elected chair of #Newham Co-operative Party last night.
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Still not Frank Out, but fear that is where we’re headed. #COYS
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Same for Arsenal, City, Chelsea…
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
He knows it’s a bad one too
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Anywhere else on the pitch that’s a foul and a free kick. #COYS #BOUTOT
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
@andrewteale.me.uk Do you know if the London boroughs holding mayoral elections this year will be using FPTP or supplementary vote? Very much hoping it’s the latter but can’t find anything definitive online.
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM