Martyn Russell
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Absolutely this, 100%!

It's in their DNA. They're incapable of laughter, wit & generally having a great time.
I've noticed over the years that the further someone is to the political right, the more likely it is they will be complete fun sponges 🤣
martynrussell.bsky.social
They're inflating the cats!
They're inflating the frogs!
martynrussell.bsky.social
The only time he could ever look remotely human is if the earth's population consisted entirely of 8 billion oompa loompas.
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Peaceful assembly isn’t an insurrection.

Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.
martynrussell.bsky.social
Unless cats & dogs are on the menu I'm not interested, fat boy.
martynrussell.bsky.social
🤣🤣

He's probably on the phone asking Trump and his demented medics to order a full sized Stonehenge...I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 🤣
martynrussell.bsky.social
Good job this dude isn't a street corner drug pusher...he'd be bankrupt after 20 minutes.
martynrussell.bsky.social
100% 👏
They all knew exactly what and who they were voting for. They were MAGA in 2016 & 2020 and were happy to put on the cap and vote for lunatic again last year. They desrve zero respect whatsoever.
martynrussell.bsky.social
I wonder if the reason they're happy to throw Trump to the wolves has anything to do with Virginia Giuffre's memoir, which is being released next Tuesday.
If it reveals all about the horrors she, and others suffered, and the names of all the abusers involved, then Trump could be in deep, deep shit.
martynrussell.bsky.social
I worked at Antifa regional HQ in Narnia for 3 years & management are cost cutting atm. Rumours that if the union doesn't agree to cutting the headcount to 173,000 they'll have to relocate to Azkaban.
martynrussell.bsky.social
"Network of Antifa" 🤔

These MAGA people are absolutely, fucking deranged.
martynrussell.bsky.social
Man baby trying to engineer civil war in his own country not rewarded with Nobel Peace Prize, shock.

#Loser
martynrussell.bsky.social
Top tip for all who've well and truly had enough of the orange ogre!
cindyhoohoo.bsky.social
I think we should all post pictures of Obama and his Nobel prize tomorrow. Or just post pics of him. Will drive dickhead nuts.
martynrussell.bsky.social
I only came for the comments and haven't been disappointed 🤣 Top quality content 👏
martynrussell.bsky.social
The kind of complexion that greeted Neil Armstrong when he looked at the surface before taking one small step.