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I wonder how many people learned yesterday that it was Jack White who wrote the song they chant at every football game.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I wonder how many people learned yesterday that it was Jack White who wrote the song they chant at every football game.
Live at Ford Field - Single by Jack White & Eminem on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 3 Songs
music.apple.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The National Dog Show commentators are something else. I feel like I’m watching a mockumentary.
“If the judge combs through all of that hair and finds only one eye, he's got the wrong end of the dog.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“If the judge combs through all of that hair and finds only one eye, he's got the wrong end of the dog.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The National Dog Show commentators are something else. I feel like I’m watching a mockumentary.
“If the judge combs through all of that hair and finds only one eye, he's got the wrong end of the dog.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“If the judge combs through all of that hair and finds only one eye, he's got the wrong end of the dog.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is this Ambient Music control on my iPhone that I keep inadvertently activating when I attempt to turn on the flashlight 🔦 to find my dog’s poop💩 in the dark and leaves?🍁
I mean it’s not something I want mood music for. Ever.
I mean it’s not something I want mood music for. Ever.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What is this Ambient Music control on my iPhone that I keep inadvertently activating when I attempt to turn on the flashlight 🔦 to find my dog’s poop💩 in the dark and leaves?🍁
I mean it’s not something I want mood music for. Ever.
I mean it’s not something I want mood music for. Ever.
The “keep politics out of sports” folks sure are quiet tonight.🙄 🏈
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The “keep politics out of sports” folks sure are quiet tonight.🙄 🏈
“To the homeless, the powerless, and the forgotten we always say thank you.”
~ Jack White
❤️🤍🖤
~ Jack White
❤️🤍🖤
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“To the homeless, the powerless, and the forgotten we always say thank you.”
~ Jack White
❤️🤍🖤
~ Jack White
❤️🤍🖤
No one in a country this wealthy should go hungry. No one.
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
No one in a country this wealthy should go hungry. No one.
This game is giving me a rash.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This game is giving me a rash.
This is it. Get it, Blue Jays!
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is it. Get it, Blue Jays!
C’mon, Blue Jays, win it all and close the series tonight!
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
C’mon, Blue Jays, win it all and close the series tonight!
Sorry, kiddos! 🤷🏻♀️🤣
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sorry, kiddos! 🤷🏻♀️🤣
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Spittles
Spittles
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Dixie Sticks
Dixie Sticks
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Wounds
Wounds
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Spittles
Spittles
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List of suspects for the Louvre heist:
- the muppets
- George Clooney and his friends
- the beagle boys and ma beagle
- literally any cat
- the snake from Disney’s Robin Hood
- the muppets
- George Clooney and his friends
- the beagle boys and ma beagle
- literally any cat
- the snake from Disney’s Robin Hood
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
List of suspects for the Louvre heist:
- the muppets
- George Clooney and his friends
- the beagle boys and ma beagle
- literally any cat
- the snake from Disney’s Robin Hood
- the muppets
- George Clooney and his friends
- the beagle boys and ma beagle
- literally any cat
- the snake from Disney’s Robin Hood
Can the Browns play the Dolphins every week?
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Can the Browns play the Dolphins every week?
I laughed way too hard at this. 🤣🤣
October 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I laughed way too hard at this. 🤣🤣
If pretending it’s Christmastime sparks even the slightest hint of joy—I’ll take it. #mistletoemargarita
October 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If pretending it’s Christmastime sparks even the slightest hint of joy—I’ll take it. #mistletoemargarita
CANCELLED! on a loop. ♾️
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
CANCELLED! on a loop. ♾️