Mason
@masonbitbyte.com
life is so beautiful when you stop being so angry and resentful
https://www.masonbitbyte.com
Oh you're a network engineer? Name every VLAN.
https://www.masonbitbyte.com
Oh you're a network engineer? Name every VLAN.
if anyone can find the udm14 equivalent for YouTube you'll be my hero
ASMR is a really popular query so they inject a bunch of weird AI nonsense and shorts in my VIDEO search with different randomly marked sections, while a niche query has a bunch of normal results and some shorts if you scroll
ASMR is a really popular query so they inject a bunch of weird AI nonsense and shorts in my VIDEO search with different randomly marked sections, while a niche query has a bunch of normal results and some shorts if you scroll
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
if anyone can find the udm14 equivalent for YouTube you'll be my hero
ASMR is a really popular query so they inject a bunch of weird AI nonsense and shorts in my VIDEO search with different randomly marked sections, while a niche query has a bunch of normal results and some shorts if you scroll
ASMR is a really popular query so they inject a bunch of weird AI nonsense and shorts in my VIDEO search with different randomly marked sections, while a niche query has a bunch of normal results and some shorts if you scroll
I hate to say it but I haven't seen a can of Arizona Tea actually cost 99¢ in a couple years. I feel like sometimes I'm the only one that notices.
September 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I hate to say it but I haven't seen a can of Arizona Tea actually cost 99¢ in a couple years. I feel like sometimes I'm the only one that notices.
something something x-ray vision for Adrian
September 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
something something x-ray vision for Adrian
conservatives are so fucking lame
if you had kept texting while driving you wouldn't have seen the pride flag in the street ❤️
if you had kept texting while driving you wouldn't have seen the pride flag in the street ❤️
September 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
conservatives are so fucking lame
if you had kept texting while driving you wouldn't have seen the pride flag in the street ❤️
if you had kept texting while driving you wouldn't have seen the pride flag in the street ❤️
message to all prebuilt PC companies:
IF YOU USE A CHEAP WATERCOOLED AIO, YOU SHOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS
FUCK YOU!!!
IF YOU USE A CHEAP WATERCOOLED AIO, YOU SHOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS
FUCK YOU!!!
March 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
message to all prebuilt PC companies:
IF YOU USE A CHEAP WATERCOOLED AIO, YOU SHOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS
FUCK YOU!!!
IF YOU USE A CHEAP WATERCOOLED AIO, YOU SHOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS
FUCK YOU!!!
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This is not law. It couldn’t withstand legal scrutiny.
Don’t comply in advance university presidents. General counsel, don’t panic. Do law, not vibes.
Don’t comply in advance university presidents. General counsel, don’t panic. Do law, not vibes.
Real question. What is an “illegal protest”? Real question. He was convicted of a crime. Why hasn’t he been expelled?
March 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is not law. It couldn’t withstand legal scrutiny.
Don’t comply in advance university presidents. General counsel, don’t panic. Do law, not vibes.
Don’t comply in advance university presidents. General counsel, don’t panic. Do law, not vibes.
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for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
March 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
poor baby got her girlballs removed
December 4, 2024 at 9:12 PM
poor baby got her girlballs removed
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DNC Chair: It’s Not A Waste Of Money If It Makes You Happy
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
DNC Chair: It’s Not A Waste Of Money If It Makes You Happy
she Mumford on my sons till i sigh no more
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 AM
she Mumford on my sons till i sigh no more
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When I make a mistake and don’t die instantly I’m like. Ok. I won’t learn anything from this
May 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
When I make a mistake and don’t die instantly I’m like. Ok. I won’t learn anything from this
So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:
You done a hate regular show
You done a hate radiohead
You play valorant and are annoying about it
You heckin idk GRAHHHHH
You called me "a redditer"
Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.
You done a hate regular show
You done a hate radiohead
You play valorant and are annoying about it
You heckin idk GRAHHHHH
You called me "a redditer"
Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.
November 22, 2024 at 10:01 AM
So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:
You done a hate regular show
You done a hate radiohead
You play valorant and are annoying about it
You heckin idk GRAHHHHH
You called me "a redditer"
Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.
You done a hate regular show
You done a hate radiohead
You play valorant and are annoying about it
You heckin idk GRAHHHHH
You called me "a redditer"
Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.
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how do you mend a broken heart
November 13, 2024 at 11:22 AM
how do you mend a broken heart
idc about the election tyler the creator dropped
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
idc about the election tyler the creator dropped
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Thanksgiving is coming.
November 12, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Thanksgiving is coming.
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A million dollars or five minutes with Kara Eklund's unwashed Aperture Laboratories shirt?
May 5, 2024 at 2:06 AM
A million dollars or five minutes with Kara Eklund's unwashed Aperture Laboratories shirt?
do not port scan me I'll cry
I love nginx it lets me turn all my services into a giant pile of reverse proxy config spaghetti
November 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
do not port scan me I'll cry
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Weird New Cereal Sets Tone For First Weekend At Divorced Dad’s
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November 8, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Weird New Cereal Sets Tone For First Weekend At Divorced Dad’s
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