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Nerd / Pharmacist.

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I start with fifty bucks.

I give $10 to my buddy Chris, and chant the magic word "AI".

He gives that money to Mike, and also chants the magic word.

Then Mike gives me back that $10. "AI".

Suddenly, we're all trillionaires, I guess?
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I just learned that there are these things called "long pants" and "long sleeve shirts" that make it so you can go outside and run when the temperature is all dumb & cold.

#running
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm struggling with hyphens.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Misskey is defederating itself, huh?

I remember Firefish being neat, but now it's super-dead. Not sure where Sharkey stands anymore. That whole branch of the Fediverse has always seemed cursed.

#misskey #fediverse #sharkey #firefish
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Steam fans on Reddit...

They will _fucking murder you_ if you:

1) get a free game off Epic, or
2) say that you don't really like the Steam Community Forums, or
3) admit that you don't touch yourself while gazing at a photo of Gabe Newell
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[Manjaro vs Mounjaro joke, for that crowd that loves Linux & weight-loss drugs]
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My website automatically tracks everything I watch, I listen to, and videogames I play.

I need to figure out how to automatically track & log fart quantity & quality.

And then I will rule the world...
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gosh dang-it, Reddit. Get your watermarks out of here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So the idea was that you suck on these things, and then you become President or something.

Dafunk is even happening right now...
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Reposted by RxBrad 🦃
@RxBrad "I'm at the combination Taco Bell and Doggie Daycare."
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Okay, I want a house that's attached to a Taco Bell on one side, and a doggie daycare on the other.

One button opens a taco door and gives me tacos.

The other button lets a dog into my house so I can hang out with a dog.

Save & Print.
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm starting to be is the mind that, if the Internet says it's bad, then it's probably good.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'mma gear up
and take this burrito down
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I want to buy a new PC case with wood grain on it.

Like a real pervert.

#hardware #pcgaming
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Friday of Color is still two weeks away, yet somehow it's already clogging my feeds.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I recommended "The Chair Company" to coworkers a couple weeks ago.

How long before I hear from HR?
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm the Season 4-5 of Arrested Development of social media.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
`sudo buy me tacos`
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You know what else is a "semi-custom gaming PC"?

Your mom.

#pcgaming #steammachine
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Is Luigi a Mario princess?
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hold up. All of the Mario princesses aren't just the same princess?

I didn't own any of the Nintendo consoles between the NES and the 3DS and I'm confused.

#nintendo #videogames
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Absolute Wild Take:

Building your entire persona around actively hating other people might be unhealthy.

And actively hating other people because they don't do the same? Same.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When an asparagus eats a human, it always makes their pee smell funny.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Farts are the ghosts of all the tasty animals we eat.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM