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Nerd / Pharmacist.

Hi.

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Was "Old Nintendo" not good enough for you?

How about: "Pc"?

Again, no additional pictures. No description. Just a blurry picture of a desktop PC, with a void where a DVD burner might have been. Maybe it's a Dell?

$45.

#hardware #facebookmarketplace
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The quality of Facebook Marketplace listings never fail to impress.

I give you: "Old Nintendo".

No other description. No other photos. Just a blurry picture of the back of a WiiU. $150.

#retrogaming #nintendo #wiiu
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
First look at RxBrad wearing a Lara Croft costume...
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Most fearsome Klingon name: Jayden.

Honorable mention: Brayden.

#startrek #starfleetacademy
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
"ICYMI"? It's "icy Michigan" right?
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Look at that slutty bread bear.... What a bimbo.
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I'm still waiting for them to get back with me on my final reply to their email...
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Just got an impressively high-effort attempt at phishing some money out of me through the professional organization I'm part of the board on.

Person made a fake account for the president of the org, and emailed my unlisted home email address. First email was along the lines of "Hey, I have an […]
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January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Agentic toilets.
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Downloading cars....
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Jumping like Mega Man and hovering in mid-air as I cross the threshold of this rest stop bathroom door.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I am the most powerful yakuza in this dentist's office.
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I heard that they killed Dilbert to distract everyone from the Epstein Files.
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
RE: https://fedi.raventhemaker.com/@raven/115889608083496864

I now pass custody of the Sleestak Facts empire on to you!
@RxBrad They only had 3 green Sleestak costumes.

Um... they're named after the boss of some Victorian guy who got trapped in the LotL and died there.

They're not Enik's primitive ancestors, but his devolved _descendants!_

They are terrible shots.
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This account is now a dedicated account for facts about Sleestaks from the 1970s TV show, "Land of the Lost".

Bill Laimbeer once played a sleestak.

Shit, I don't have any more facts.
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Dilbert died, huh?
January 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The Facebook Android app now also does that TikTok thing where the back gesture just refreshes the timeline instead of actually exiting.

It's considerably less effective at preventing me from bailing out of their app.
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Am I actually ductile enough to truly spaghettify? Or would I just turn into a trail of slurry that could be conveniently sucked up through a straw?

What I'm saying is, bring on the black hole.

Black Hole 2026.
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
With what I'm paying for food these days, I shouldn't get dumplings with my meal.

I expect full-ass _dumps_.
January 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Brad here, with my intermittent groundbreaking revelation.

Maybe this whole social media thing might be bad.
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
@feed Quest 64!?
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I just enshittified the shit out of my shitter.

#tacobell #LiveMás
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
@grubb.wtf /r/NFCNorthMemeWar truly is the last-remaining positive vestige of Reddit...
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Customer Survey: Would you like it if I punched your elderly grandmother and stole her purse?

[a few days later]

Apparently you don't want me to I punch your elderly grandmother and steal her purse.

However, I make lots of money when I punch your elderly grandmother and steal her purse.

So […]
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January 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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The double whammy of Discord moving towards an IPO and sending out a survey to see what sort of AI garbage they could get away with sends a pretty clear message about where they want to go.
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM