RxBrad 🦃
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Nerd / Pharmacist.
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I start with fifty bucks.
I give $10 to my buddy Chris, and chant the magic word "AI".
He gives that money to Mike, and also chants the magic word.
Then Mike gives me back that $10. "AI".
Suddenly, we're all trillionaires, I guess?
I give $10 to my buddy Chris, and chant the magic word "AI".
He gives that money to Mike, and also chants the magic word.
Then Mike gives me back that $10. "AI".
Suddenly, we're all trillionaires, I guess?
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I start with fifty bucks.
I give $10 to my buddy Chris, and chant the magic word "AI".
He gives that money to Mike, and also chants the magic word.
Then Mike gives me back that $10. "AI".
Suddenly, we're all trillionaires, I guess?
I give $10 to my buddy Chris, and chant the magic word "AI".
He gives that money to Mike, and also chants the magic word.
Then Mike gives me back that $10. "AI".
Suddenly, we're all trillionaires, I guess?
I just learned that there are these things called "long pants" and "long sleeve shirts" that make it so you can go outside and run when the temperature is all dumb & cold.
#running
#running
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I just learned that there are these things called "long pants" and "long sleeve shirts" that make it so you can go outside and run when the temperature is all dumb & cold.
#running
#running
I'm struggling with hyphens.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm struggling with hyphens.
Misskey is defederating itself, huh?
I remember Firefish being neat, but now it's super-dead. Not sure where Sharkey stands anymore. That whole branch of the Fediverse has always seemed cursed.
#misskey #fediverse #sharkey #firefish
I remember Firefish being neat, but now it's super-dead. Not sure where Sharkey stands anymore. That whole branch of the Fediverse has always seemed cursed.
#misskey #fediverse #sharkey #firefish
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Misskey is defederating itself, huh?
I remember Firefish being neat, but now it's super-dead. Not sure where Sharkey stands anymore. That whole branch of the Fediverse has always seemed cursed.
#misskey #fediverse #sharkey #firefish
I remember Firefish being neat, but now it's super-dead. Not sure where Sharkey stands anymore. That whole branch of the Fediverse has always seemed cursed.
#misskey #fediverse #sharkey #firefish
Steam fans on Reddit...
They will _fucking murder you_ if you:
1) get a free game off Epic, or
2) say that you don't really like the Steam Community Forums, or
3) admit that you don't touch yourself while gazing at a photo of Gabe Newell
They will _fucking murder you_ if you:
1) get a free game off Epic, or
2) say that you don't really like the Steam Community Forums, or
3) admit that you don't touch yourself while gazing at a photo of Gabe Newell
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Steam fans on Reddit...
They will _fucking murder you_ if you:
1) get a free game off Epic, or
2) say that you don't really like the Steam Community Forums, or
3) admit that you don't touch yourself while gazing at a photo of Gabe Newell
They will _fucking murder you_ if you:
1) get a free game off Epic, or
2) say that you don't really like the Steam Community Forums, or
3) admit that you don't touch yourself while gazing at a photo of Gabe Newell
[Manjaro vs Mounjaro joke, for that crowd that loves Linux & weight-loss drugs]
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
[Manjaro vs Mounjaro joke, for that crowd that loves Linux & weight-loss drugs]
My website automatically tracks everything I watch, I listen to, and videogames I play.
I need to figure out how to automatically track & log fart quantity & quality.
And then I will rule the world...
I need to figure out how to automatically track & log fart quantity & quality.
And then I will rule the world...
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My website automatically tracks everything I watch, I listen to, and videogames I play.
I need to figure out how to automatically track & log fart quantity & quality.
And then I will rule the world...
I need to figure out how to automatically track & log fart quantity & quality.
And then I will rule the world...
#qt https://www.threads.com/@wario64/post/DRG3wskAD6C
What could possibly go wrong with a promotion like this...
What could possibly go wrong with a promotion like this...
Wario64 - Deals and gaming (@wario64) on Threads
GameStop - Trade Anything Day (Dec 6th) - Bring Whatever, Get Store Credit "Exclusions include - Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Lithium ion batteries or items containing lithium ion batteries. Weapons and ammo. Dead or alive animals..." https://bit.ly/3OAPoav
www.threads.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
#qt https://www.threads.com/@wario64/post/DRG3wskAD6C
What could possibly go wrong with a promotion like this...
What could possibly go wrong with a promotion like this...
Gosh dang-it, Reddit. Get your watermarks out of here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gosh dang-it, Reddit. Get your watermarks out of here.
So the idea was that you suck on these things, and then you become President or something.
Dafunk is even happening right now...
Dafunk is even happening right now...
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So the idea was that you suck on these things, and then you become President or something.
Dafunk is even happening right now...
Dafunk is even happening right now...
Okay, I want a house that's attached to a Taco Bell on one side, and a doggie daycare on the other.
One button opens a taco door and gives me tacos.
The other button lets a dog into my house so I can hang out with a dog.
Save & Print.
One button opens a taco door and gives me tacos.
The other button lets a dog into my house so I can hang out with a dog.
Save & Print.
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Okay, I want a house that's attached to a Taco Bell on one side, and a doggie daycare on the other.
One button opens a taco door and gives me tacos.
The other button lets a dog into my house so I can hang out with a dog.
Save & Print.
One button opens a taco door and gives me tacos.
The other button lets a dog into my house so I can hang out with a dog.
Save & Print.
I'm starting to be is the mind that, if the Internet says it's bad, then it's probably good.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm starting to be is the mind that, if the Internet says it's bad, then it's probably good.
I'mma gear up
and take this burrito down
and take this burrito down
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'mma gear up
and take this burrito down
and take this burrito down
Friday of Color is still two weeks away, yet somehow it's already clogging my feeds.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Friday of Color is still two weeks away, yet somehow it's already clogging my feeds.
I recommended "The Chair Company" to coworkers a couple weeks ago.
How long before I hear from HR?
How long before I hear from HR?
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I recommended "The Chair Company" to coworkers a couple weeks ago.
How long before I hear from HR?
How long before I hear from HR?
I'm the Season 4-5 of Arrested Development of social media.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm the Season 4-5 of Arrested Development of social media.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Is Luigi a Mario princess?
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Is Luigi a Mario princess?
Hold up. All of the Mario princesses aren't just the same princess?
I didn't own any of the Nintendo consoles between the NES and the 3DS and I'm confused.
#nintendo #videogames
I didn't own any of the Nintendo consoles between the NES and the 3DS and I'm confused.
#nintendo #videogames
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hold up. All of the Mario princesses aren't just the same princess?
I didn't own any of the Nintendo consoles between the NES and the 3DS and I'm confused.
#nintendo #videogames
I didn't own any of the Nintendo consoles between the NES and the 3DS and I'm confused.
#nintendo #videogames
Absolute Wild Take:
Building your entire persona around actively hating other people might be unhealthy.
And actively hating other people because they don't do the same? Same.
Building your entire persona around actively hating other people might be unhealthy.
And actively hating other people because they don't do the same? Same.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Absolute Wild Take:
Building your entire persona around actively hating other people might be unhealthy.
And actively hating other people because they don't do the same? Same.
Building your entire persona around actively hating other people might be unhealthy.
And actively hating other people because they don't do the same? Same.
When an asparagus eats a human, it always makes their pee smell funny.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When an asparagus eats a human, it always makes their pee smell funny.
Farts are the ghosts of all the tasty animals we eat.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Farts are the ghosts of all the tasty animals we eat.