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kill me or leave me alone
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wake up, check bluesky, giggle cause my friends are funny, go back to sleep
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Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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It’s goonin time!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i have viral tonsillitis 😭😭😭😭 someone kill me
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic)
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
wow. i hope you guys got mildred’s for everyone.
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment”
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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dnd group finally got together after months of scheduling conflicts
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
man i really hope ethan’s day got better
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice
October 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
2.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday …
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles:

👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined
😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline
🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week

BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if i could be anyone right now it would 100% be dua lipa
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
shitting on my childhood toilet gives me the same feeling that i imagine an ex high school football star gets when visiting the field after graduating
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
group therapy with your coworkers is actually based?
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
say what you want about me but i’m watching boruto and … i like it!!!!!!!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
don’t worry gang - i’m still hitting genuine emotes on the morning show
September 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i got my first screener today!!!!!!
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
what do you MEAN my first semester of college was 8 years ago!?!!?!!?????!!
September 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
brenden and I displayed biblical greed at the local mexican restaurant tonight
September 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the passage of time - ya know
September 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is down right one of the nastiest protein bars i’ve ever had - the taste and texture is just chocolate gum

die built puff bars!!!!
August 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i truly couldn’t give less of a fuck about taylor and travis getting engaged
August 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
my cat (chainsaw) is afraid of jazz (the music)
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM