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Oof yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Sorry I heard their music and liked it. Didn’t realize they were an industry plant. I will be continuing to listen tho
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oof yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Sorry I heard their music and liked it. Didn’t realize they were an industry plant. I will be continuing to listen tho
Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
I want to give her the benefit of the doubt due to construction, but I had a 4 minutes drive with a coworker today where she hit two curbs and ran a red light lmao
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I want to give her the benefit of the doubt due to construction, but I had a 4 minutes drive with a coworker today where she hit two curbs and ran a red light lmao
Im concerned about missing the commercials. How can we remedy this for in stadium fans? @nfl
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Im concerned about missing the commercials. How can we remedy this for in stadium fans? @nfl
No scandals, no trash, no commitment. Just damn good cold water. 9/10 drink from the Elkay
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No scandals, no trash, no commitment. Just damn good cold water. 9/10 drink from the Elkay
thinking about the lady who posted a cat in our neighborhood Facebook page asking “has anyone lost their monkey?”
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
thinking about the lady who posted a cat in our neighborhood Facebook page asking “has anyone lost their monkey?”
Beefing with the people who put their whole ass lunch bag in the company fridge. Just put in your Tupperware like a normal person, I shouldn’t have to rearrange the fridge to set my burrito down smh
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Beefing with the people who put their whole ass lunch bag in the company fridge. Just put in your Tupperware like a normal person, I shouldn’t have to rearrange the fridge to set my burrito down smh
This was a bit but I’ve gotten to the point where I’m fucking sick of these bastards making so many holes in my backyard
Fucking squirrel burying shit in our backyard not knowing we’re both watching like this. We’re getting your nuts bro you ain’t slick
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This was a bit but I’ve gotten to the point where I’m fucking sick of these bastards making so many holes in my backyard
Ive perfected my Facebook reels algorithm, anyone wanna bum a scroll?
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ive perfected my Facebook reels algorithm, anyone wanna bum a scroll?
Party tonight. DM me for the address. No narcs
Guys: $10
Gays: Free
Women: $10
Cats: Free
Dogs: $20
Guys: $10
Gays: Free
Women: $10
Cats: Free
Dogs: $20
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Party tonight. DM me for the address. No narcs
Guys: $10
Gays: Free
Women: $10
Cats: Free
Dogs: $20
Guys: $10
Gays: Free
Women: $10
Cats: Free
Dogs: $20
The lead in protein powder to my buddy Will (Richard’s Version, No Typo)
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The lead in protein powder to my buddy Will (Richard’s Version, No Typo)
The lead in protein power to my buddy Will
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The lead in protein power to my buddy Will
Does anybody know if Ethan had a better day today?
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Does anybody know if Ethan had a better day today?
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can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
If you have a problem with my wife and I enjoying his and hers Whoppers, ,,you Should Kill Yourself Right Now
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you have a problem with my wife and I enjoying his and hers Whoppers, ,,you Should Kill Yourself Right Now
Saw a dead body this morning, happy Monday
October 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Saw a dead body this morning, happy Monday
Erm no offense, but you’re a really good friend and I like being around you
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Erm no offense, but you’re a really good friend and I like being around you
Have you set your Q4 objectives and established your KPIs yet?
October 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Have you set your Q4 objectives and established your KPIs yet?
NBCentel should post about how brave I was eating my hot-level Thai food during lunch with my coworkers today
October 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
NBCentel should post about how brave I was eating my hot-level Thai food during lunch with my coworkers today
Office front door won’t unlock for anyone’s keycard and the wifi is down
October 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Office front door won’t unlock for anyone’s keycard and the wifi is down
I’m on my way @chappellroanbr.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m on my way @chappellroanbr.bsky.social
Fucking squirrel burying shit in our backyard not knowing we’re both watching like this. We’re getting your nuts bro you ain’t slick
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fucking squirrel burying shit in our backyard not knowing we’re both watching like this. We’re getting your nuts bro you ain’t slick
Fan of my fantasy team who won’t get a haircut until I win 3 games in a row
September 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Fan of my fantasy team who won’t get a haircut until I win 3 games in a row
Spotted in my neighborhood, feels very @conorwadle.bsky.social coded
September 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Spotted in my neighborhood, feels very @conorwadle.bsky.social coded
Fucking love drinking coffee all morning and then switching to Coke after 12pm. And so do my kidneys
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fucking love drinking coffee all morning and then switching to Coke after 12pm. And so do my kidneys