Matt :)
@mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Many is the night I dream of cheese
My swiftie friend just asked me for song recommendations to "broaden her horizons". Nature is healing.
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
My swiftie friend just asked me for song recommendations to "broaden her horizons". Nature is healing.
His piss is red for an amazing reason
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
His piss is red for an amazing reason
Lord stop me from keeping this mustache
January 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Lord stop me from keeping this mustache
"If you don't stop calling it slop, how are we gonna sell you all this slop we're producing?"
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
"If you don't stop calling it slop, how are we gonna sell you all this slop we're producing?"
2026 will be the year of loving your friends and maybe kissing the boys on the mouth
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
2026 will be the year of loving your friends and maybe kissing the boys on the mouth
"Sombr" sounds like a failing app startup for sensitive white boys
December 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Sombr" sounds like a failing app startup for sensitive white boys
What's she always lookin at up there?
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
What's she always lookin at up there?
Boss makes a dollar, I make like 75 cents,
Our salaries are mostly based on seniority and experience
Join a union
I still shit on company time tho
Our salaries are mostly based on seniority and experience
Join a union
I still shit on company time tho
December 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Boss makes a dollar, I make like 75 cents,
Our salaries are mostly based on seniority and experience
Join a union
I still shit on company time tho
Our salaries are mostly based on seniority and experience
Join a union
I still shit on company time tho
(to my French plug) hey man, can I get some ouid?
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
(to my French plug) hey man, can I get some ouid?
All my family members just said "it's chewin time" and started chewing all over the place
I don't get how people can enjoy the Christmas time when it's mostly comprised of nebulous social obligations and listening to other people chew
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
All my family members just said "it's chewin time" and started chewing all over the place
Love when there's a capital P capital M Professional Musician at a concert.
- eyes locked on the Notation
- perfectly on rhythm no matter what
- not as much as a head nodding to the beat
Earn that paycheck, king
- eyes locked on the Notation
- perfectly on rhythm no matter what
- not as much as a head nodding to the beat
Earn that paycheck, king
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Love when there's a capital P capital M Professional Musician at a concert.
- eyes locked on the Notation
- perfectly on rhythm no matter what
- not as much as a head nodding to the beat
Earn that paycheck, king
- eyes locked on the Notation
- perfectly on rhythm no matter what
- not as much as a head nodding to the beat
Earn that paycheck, king
There's no feeling quite like finding THAT font
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There's no feeling quite like finding THAT font
Quoting ozymandias is low-key goated when societal collapse is the vibe
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Quoting ozymandias is low-key goated when societal collapse is the vibe
I'm straight chillin, selectin' some ambient works
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm straight chillin, selectin' some ambient works
It's kinda fucked up that the key to getting the intonation in mandarin right is to get low-key racist with it.
If you're struggling just try to say those Chinese words in an exaggerated Chinese accent.
If you're struggling just try to say those Chinese words in an exaggerated Chinese accent.
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
It's kinda fucked up that the key to getting the intonation in mandarin right is to get low-key racist with it.
If you're struggling just try to say those Chinese words in an exaggerated Chinese accent.
If you're struggling just try to say those Chinese words in an exaggerated Chinese accent.
YouTube street interview titled "hair-mogging bald people"
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
YouTube street interview titled "hair-mogging bald people"
My favorite baseball player. Wayland Yutani.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
My favorite baseball player. Wayland Yutani.
I think I had his kind of autism in a club in Berlin once
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think I had his kind of autism in a club in Berlin once
I should start one more project. I surely won't regret starting one more project. Starting one more project would low-key fix me rn.
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I should start one more project. I surely won't regret starting one more project. Starting one more project would low-key fix me rn.
Walk-mogging slowcels on the sidewalk
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Walk-mogging slowcels on the sidewalk
Not a big fan of nationalism but if my flag was as cool as Albania's I'd also be putting it on everything
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Not a big fan of nationalism but if my flag was as cool as Albania's I'd also be putting it on everything
I've never felt a rush as exhilarating as I did right now identifying a Stihl 044 by sound alone
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I've never felt a rush as exhilarating as I did right now identifying a Stihl 044 by sound alone
Bro, you like don't even appreciate cinema the way I do
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Bro, you like don't even appreciate cinema the way I do
I think I hauve covib
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I think I hauve covib