Matt :)
LightNews LightNews
banner
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Matt :)
@mathieuwessel.bsky.social
220 followers 300 following 1.4K posts
Many is the night I dream of cheese
Posts Replies Media Videos
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
"President Trump is alive and well on the plane to Davos after an electrical issue on Air Force One"
North Korean newscaster Ri Chun-hee sitting at a news desk wearing a pink kimono
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
What's she always lookin at up there?
PinkPantheress looking up and to the left PinkPantheress looking up and to the left PinkPantheress looking up and to the right PinkPantheress looking up and to the right
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Hmmm, yes. Trans trauma team.
Concept art of a trauma team tactical EMT from cyberpunk 2077
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
It happened
I'm not asking you to become Chinese. I'm saying, when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be Chinese.
December 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Paul dano looking inquisitive and fuckable "Does she know?"
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Screenshot from Glee with aphex twins face edited onto that one lady, captioned "I am going to select 13 works that are so ambient"
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
I think I hauve covib
Luigi Mangione looking real fuckable in court
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Dennis Always Dunny looking at the camera like he's about to apply his System
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
We had the future within our grasp and they slit it's throat and stomped it into the ground
Very sexy image of the NS Savannah amid a flotilla of smaller vessels sailing along a basalt coastline
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
real map for reference
map of the s-bahn stuttgart system
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
this came to me in a dream
progress pride flag in the design of a s-bahn stuttgart map
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
I am being censored by the powers that be
Screenshot of bluesky post Cheney dead, Zorhan elected. Good things are still possible Labels on your content You may appeal these labels if you feel they were placed in error. Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Anonymous 05/09/22(Mon)20:10:43 No.68563456 >84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted to discussing cars >based on the way he speaks, he clearly had no idea what a message board was until very recently >he shows me some of his post history >he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people reply >he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down, busting a gut with laughter as he reads off some of the replies An 84 year old man is an online troll. I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson. Anonymous 05/09/22(Mon)20:37:06 No.68563759 >>68563456 (OP) lol sounds like your chain got jerked
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
This but as a nationalized dealer
Painting on a missile bunker door for the Minuteman II. Domino's Pizza Logo with text "world-wide delivery in 30 minutes or less or your next one is free"
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
🤔
3 bluesky posts: Iss piss tracker: The piss tank on the ISS is now 25% full. SwiftOnSecurity: image of Taylor Swift drinking a dark yellow/orange liquid Iss piss tracker: The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
"real gangstas spread love"
Today's pirate pledge: a good pirate never takes another person's property!
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Ominous. I was thinking of this
Desert prowler patch
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
The movie captured this so beautifully, you can tell Villeneuve is a real fan.
Closeup of Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides in Dune (2021) captioned "I recognize your asscheeks old man."
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
A recipe that only uses egg yolk will invariably be followed by a meal I can only describe as the large fried egg.
A pan with a sunny side up egg which consist of a comically large amount of egg whites
September 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Simpsons frame of a news presenter imagining people of all nations dancing under a rainbow
August 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Somebody stop me, that's right, you can't
Edit of a YF-23 drawing as a tramp stamp
August 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Actually an insane run, what were they putting in the Hollywood water in 1995?
a screenshot from plex showing the posters for the following movies: Heat, Ghost in the Shell, Goldeneye, Se7en, Hackers and La Haine
August 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Image of a woman sitting captioned "girl who is going to alcohol poisoning"
August 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
I like how LinkedIn Gold makes people pay money for the worst social platform around only to make their name look like the Pornhub logo.
Screenshot from the LinkedIn App Suggested profile Sean Li [Gold "in" icon] Data Analyst | Photographer
August 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Got it
Wojak of with a brain so large he is sitting on it like a throne
July 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM