Mathota
@mathota.bsky.social
A simple cultist making their way in the world
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Mathota
@mathota.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Wallowing in luxury (having a bath) while commanding my manservant (romba) to clean my estate (vacuum) while I sip my elixir (mtn dew code red) from my silver goblet (the silver goblet is real actually)
You think once your old Circle moves away, at least you will still be able to commune in your dreams.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
You think once your old Circle moves away, at least you will still be able to commune in your dreams.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
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have you heard about [frogs]? it's said that if you touch a [frog], it will [spit]! I've even heard that [frogs] that are [spit] on, may [spit] in turn. Hmm.... perhaps if you make a great number of [frogs] [spit] upon each other, a [treasure] will appear!
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
have you heard about [frogs]? it's said that if you touch a [frog], it will [spit]! I've even heard that [frogs] that are [spit] on, may [spit] in turn. Hmm.... perhaps if you make a great number of [frogs] [spit] upon each other, a [treasure] will appear!
Cooking up a curse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Cooking up a curse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
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do NOT speak to me with derision. I have no space for your darkness in my world of sunshine and light
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
do NOT speak to me with derision. I have no space for your darkness in my world of sunshine and light
Should Simulacrums have rights?
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Should Simulacrums have rights?
You call me tasteless but if the bloodloss says anything it's that I'm delicious
January 29, 2026 at 10:08 AM
You call me tasteless but if the bloodloss says anything it's that I'm delicious
"How do these Adventurers keep finding me?"
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 AM
"How do these Adventurers keep finding me?"
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
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I peared beyond the veil, and honestly base reality has much more going on than the boring cogs and leavers going on backstage.
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I peared beyond the veil, and honestly base reality has much more going on than the boring cogs and leavers going on backstage.
Beating the shit out of the Ketamine-Hat-Man and calling it Substance Abuse
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Beating the shit out of the Ketamine-Hat-Man and calling it Substance Abuse
"The Burn will be a life changing experience" yeah I'm back from the festival more cynical and jaded than ever.
That a bunch of hippies in a field, drugged out of their mind, trading stickers, would have a good time was not news, and I think less of you for thinking I wasn't already aware of that.
That a bunch of hippies in a field, drugged out of their mind, trading stickers, would have a good time was not news, and I think less of you for thinking I wasn't already aware of that.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
"The Burn will be a life changing experience" yeah I'm back from the festival more cynical and jaded than ever.
That a bunch of hippies in a field, drugged out of their mind, trading stickers, would have a good time was not news, and I think less of you for thinking I wasn't already aware of that.
That a bunch of hippies in a field, drugged out of their mind, trading stickers, would have a good time was not news, and I think less of you for thinking I wasn't already aware of that.
The ritual to summon a Lesser Great One is only slightly less involved, expensive, and dangerous, than the ritual required to summon the boys for Saturday night cards.
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The ritual to summon a Lesser Great One is only slightly less involved, expensive, and dangerous, than the ritual required to summon the boys for Saturday night cards.
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he not busy being born is busy vibing
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
he not busy being born is busy vibing
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do NOT ascend to enlightenment it does NOT free you from the terrors of flesh
January 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
do NOT ascend to enlightenment it does NOT free you from the terrors of flesh
I just looked into Mothman and this cryptid doesn't even live in crypts???
It doesn't haunt cemetery-goers and eat the bones of the dead???
Talk about false advertising.
It doesn't haunt cemetery-goers and eat the bones of the dead???
Talk about false advertising.
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I just looked into Mothman and this cryptid doesn't even live in crypts???
It doesn't haunt cemetery-goers and eat the bones of the dead???
Talk about false advertising.
It doesn't haunt cemetery-goers and eat the bones of the dead???
Talk about false advertising.
The real friendship was the magic we made along the way
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 AM
The real friendship was the magic we made along the way
In my endless war against God, I have begun breeding animals to be just smart enough to knowingly commit sin.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
In my endless war against God, I have begun breeding animals to be just smart enough to knowingly commit sin.
Obviously the optics of having a tribe of Kobolds living in my sewers isnt great, but like, they are really good at sewer maintenance so...
January 15, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Obviously the optics of having a tribe of Kobolds living in my sewers isnt great, but like, they are really good at sewer maintenance so...
Man if I was a spider i would be able to cast so many spells with all my extra hands but instead I am trapped in this useless two-hand biped.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Man if I was a spider i would be able to cast so many spells with all my extra hands but instead I am trapped in this useless two-hand biped.
Im just trying to make silly little wizard jokes but the world is burning and its making it a bit difficult to be lighthearted
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Im just trying to make silly little wizard jokes but the world is burning and its making it a bit difficult to be lighthearted
#Pathfinder character concept:
Psychopomp Summoner but you accidentally got one of the birds that is just a midwife and is not qualified for fighting undead.
"If you're not a fighter why do you have a knife?"
"This is for CUTTING UMBILICAL CORDS thats what the knives have ALWASY BEEN FOR!"
"Oh."
Psychopomp Summoner but you accidentally got one of the birds that is just a midwife and is not qualified for fighting undead.
"If you're not a fighter why do you have a knife?"
"This is for CUTTING UMBILICAL CORDS thats what the knives have ALWASY BEEN FOR!"
"Oh."
January 14, 2026 at 10:29 AM
#Pathfinder character concept:
Psychopomp Summoner but you accidentally got one of the birds that is just a midwife and is not qualified for fighting undead.
"If you're not a fighter why do you have a knife?"
"This is for CUTTING UMBILICAL CORDS thats what the knives have ALWASY BEEN FOR!"
"Oh."
Psychopomp Summoner but you accidentally got one of the birds that is just a midwife and is not qualified for fighting undead.
"If you're not a fighter why do you have a knife?"
"This is for CUTTING UMBILICAL CORDS thats what the knives have ALWASY BEEN FOR!"
"Oh."
🧙♂️Slander overheard at the Council Towers🧙♂️
Wizard: "Golemcraft is just a squeamish man's Necromancy!"
Alchemist: "No, Necromancy is just a poor man's Golemcraft."
Wizard: "Golemcraft is just a squeamish man's Necromancy!"
Alchemist: "No, Necromancy is just a poor man's Golemcraft."
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 AM
🧙♂️Slander overheard at the Council Towers🧙♂️
Wizard: "Golemcraft is just a squeamish man's Necromancy!"
Alchemist: "No, Necromancy is just a poor man's Golemcraft."
Wizard: "Golemcraft is just a squeamish man's Necromancy!"
Alchemist: "No, Necromancy is just a poor man's Golemcraft."
Naming the switch on my wall Samsara because it brings enlightenment
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Naming the switch on my wall Samsara because it brings enlightenment
Werewolves are a metaphor for random acts of violence caused by elitist systems denying lower classes mental and physical Healthcare.
"Oh you were savaged by someone with an illness in obvious need of care? Unfortunately they are only warded off by my silver cutlery. No you cannot have some"
"Oh you were savaged by someone with an illness in obvious need of care? Unfortunately they are only warded off by my silver cutlery. No you cannot have some"
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Werewolves are a metaphor for random acts of violence caused by elitist systems denying lower classes mental and physical Healthcare.
"Oh you were savaged by someone with an illness in obvious need of care? Unfortunately they are only warded off by my silver cutlery. No you cannot have some"
"Oh you were savaged by someone with an illness in obvious need of care? Unfortunately they are only warded off by my silver cutlery. No you cannot have some"