Mathota
@mathota.bsky.social
A simple cultist making their way in the world
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Mathota
@mathota.bsky.social
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Wallowing in luxury (having a bath) while commanding my manservant (romba) to clean my estate (vacuum) while I sip my elixir (mtn dew code red) from my silver goblet (the silver goblet is real actually)
I thought using Time magic to become my Rivals grandfather would be a cool flex of my arcane mastery, but all it has done is ruin Christmas.
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I thought using Time magic to become my Rivals grandfather would be a cool flex of my arcane mastery, but all it has done is ruin Christmas.
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dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost
The Prophecies writ in the Stars lack basic security measures. I was able to decript them easily.
With some well timed satellites I have inserted myself in over six dozen ordaned futures.
I receive calls to Adventure almost daily, and am both destined to destroy this nation, and doomed to save it.
With some well timed satellites I have inserted myself in over six dozen ordaned futures.
I receive calls to Adventure almost daily, and am both destined to destroy this nation, and doomed to save it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The Prophecies writ in the Stars lack basic security measures. I was able to decript them easily.
With some well timed satellites I have inserted myself in over six dozen ordaned futures.
I receive calls to Adventure almost daily, and am both destined to destroy this nation, and doomed to save it.
With some well timed satellites I have inserted myself in over six dozen ordaned futures.
I receive calls to Adventure almost daily, and am both destined to destroy this nation, and doomed to save it.
"With my might I defy the Gravity of an entire planet" I say as I pick up the pencil I dropped off the floor
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"With my might I defy the Gravity of an entire planet" I say as I pick up the pencil I dropped off the floor
I have been informed he may have just been French.
"Its not a Potato its an apple with an Earth Affinity.
I dont even know what a potato is."
Then I pulled out my gun and shot that occult botanist dead, because I will not tolerate this flavor of nonsense on my estate
I dont even know what a potato is."
Then I pulled out my gun and shot that occult botanist dead, because I will not tolerate this flavor of nonsense on my estate
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I have been informed he may have just been French.
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Reading #Homestuck for the first time
Really glad they explained the role the goo-bucket-man plays in the troll lifecycle. It means there is a biological imperative that these trolls must hang out with people they hate, so they have the goo.
As upsetting as it is this is good world building.
Really glad they explained the role the goo-bucket-man plays in the troll lifecycle. It means there is a biological imperative that these trolls must hang out with people they hate, so they have the goo.
As upsetting as it is this is good world building.
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Reading #Homestuck for the first time
Really glad they explained the role the goo-bucket-man plays in the troll lifecycle. It means there is a biological imperative that these trolls must hang out with people they hate, so they have the goo.
As upsetting as it is this is good world building.
Really glad they explained the role the goo-bucket-man plays in the troll lifecycle. It means there is a biological imperative that these trolls must hang out with people they hate, so they have the goo.
As upsetting as it is this is good world building.
"Its not a Potato its an apple with an Earth Affinity.
I dont even know what a potato is."
Then I pulled out my gun and shot that occult botanist dead, because I will not tolerate this flavor of nonsense on my estate
I dont even know what a potato is."
Then I pulled out my gun and shot that occult botanist dead, because I will not tolerate this flavor of nonsense on my estate
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Its not a Potato its an apple with an Earth Affinity.
I dont even know what a potato is."
Then I pulled out my gun and shot that occult botanist dead, because I will not tolerate this flavor of nonsense on my estate
I dont even know what a potato is."
Then I pulled out my gun and shot that occult botanist dead, because I will not tolerate this flavor of nonsense on my estate
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you can now support me online! not monetarily. just like encouraging words are good
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
you can now support me online! not monetarily. just like encouraging words are good
If your arguing with your familiar and they open with "you're my master, But" you know you are in for the most brutal shutdown you've ever seen
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If your arguing with your familiar and they open with "you're my master, But" you know you are in for the most brutal shutdown you've ever seen
If the Devil didn't want me to own this Devil-killing gun he shouldn't have sold me this Devil-killing gun.
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If the Devil didn't want me to own this Devil-killing gun he shouldn't have sold me this Devil-killing gun.
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sometimes you just can’t manifest
April 30, 2024 at 4:49 AM
sometimes you just can’t manifest
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Friendship is a powerful magical component but just try getting it of your friends with a juicer.
Not. Easy.
Not. Easy.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Friendship is a powerful magical component but just try getting it of your friends with a juicer.
Not. Easy.
Not. Easy.
Some of you have forgotten the fundamentals
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Some of you have forgotten the fundamentals
The worst part of casting spells is that its really difficult to do actually
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The worst part of casting spells is that its really difficult to do actually
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the world is growing smaller every day, said the mouse. at first it was so big that I was afraid, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly, and I am in the last chamber already, and there stands the trap that I am running into
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the world is growing smaller every day, said the mouse. at first it was so big that I was afraid, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly, and I am in the last chamber already, and there stands the trap that I am running into
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
you only need to change your direction, said the cat. and ate it up
I only take on Apprentices with experience working in retail.
Anyone can learn spells, but the ability to handle unreasonable requests (from me) while under the threat of violence (also from me) is not something that can be taught.
Anyone can learn spells, but the ability to handle unreasonable requests (from me) while under the threat of violence (also from me) is not something that can be taught.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I only take on Apprentices with experience working in retail.
Anyone can learn spells, but the ability to handle unreasonable requests (from me) while under the threat of violence (also from me) is not something that can be taught.
Anyone can learn spells, but the ability to handle unreasonable requests (from me) while under the threat of violence (also from me) is not something that can be taught.
I do not recommend truesight. I did not need to know how many wild animals were actually cursed humans and I wish I could purge what I have seen from my mind.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I do not recommend truesight. I did not need to know how many wild animals were actually cursed humans and I wish I could purge what I have seen from my mind.
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nuclear armed sovereign citizen
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
nuclear armed sovereign citizen
Necromancer? I barely know her!
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Necromancer? I barely know her!
Sleep is unable to catch me yet. His brother definitely looks like he is gaining though.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Sleep is unable to catch me yet. His brother definitely looks like he is gaining though.
Casting compulsions on myself to be the best version of me.
Geas: be kind
Geas: be kind
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Casting compulsions on myself to be the best version of me.
Geas: be kind
Geas: be kind
Sure, chores are hard. But my real troubles began with the bitten-fingers-man
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Sure, chores are hard. But my real troubles began with the bitten-fingers-man